Hey! Sorry it's been a while but I've been so BUSY! Here's Chapter 14!
Chapter 14.
Cameron's POV.
I felt so bad about what I had done to Esme, but I have to say when I slapped the beauty it didn't half hurt! Really! I even have a bruise on the inside of my hand. THE INSIDE! I mean, who has a bruise on the inside of their hand. I went to the hospital about my nose, it was broken, perfect. He didn't look like it but she sure can hit a guy!
I felt so bad, I even tried to apologise but the look on her face was like the look when I started to raise my hand, the look of remembrance, pain, anger and readiness. I felt like she had had this done to her before, she said her ex-husband didn't she? So it had. Well I must have brought back some pretty bad memories for her. Poor girl.
"Esme?"
"Cameron?" She said coldly, I had learned in my few days with her that she is very sweet and caring, but not with me, not after that.
"I just wanted to make it up to you." I said, feeling like a child.
She turned around from chopping carrots, an expectant look on her gorgeous face.
"Well…I um." I stuttered. "Would you like help with Dinner?" I asked.
"Well, that would be against the rules, I'm the Mom for the week so I have to do it, thank you for your concern Cameron." She said sharply, but some of her sweet caring voice leaked out. Some.
"No problem beautiful…" I began but was cut off by the fire in her darkening eyes.
I gulped in fear. In fear! This was new, fear of a woman.
Well off to the pub I go, to drown my sorrows. Wow I sounded like my Grandpa when I said that.
Millie's POV.
I would kill them! Every single one! Even Carlisle, honestly he was sometimes just as childish as them.
Did you find anything you liked?" I mimicked in my head. Edward snorted a hidden laugh.
"What?" I whipped around to face the smirking Edward with a harsh glare, it made him laugh more.
"Nothing." He choked out, composing himself.
I arrowed my eyes at him and carried on walking.
"Ooooo, let's go find something for Dad!" Alice squealed lowly to Rosalie, Jasper and Emmett, so Carlisle wouldn't hear I guess. He smiled slightly as if he had heard though. Weird, he was out of hearing distance; I was practically next to her and barely heard her!
"What shall we get him?" Jasper asked, sounding older than he actually was, even I don't say shall!
"How 'bout the new COD game?" Emmett grinned.
"Is it purdy good Em?" Jasper smirked. Emmett whacked him in the gut, smiling.
"You bet Jazzy-kins"
"No, that's what you want Em." Rosalie rolled her eyes.
"Ooooo, let's get him a kiddies doctor's set from me!" Emmett said excitedly. He got some funny looks. "As a joke! I'm not a retard!"
"Emmett! Don't use that word!" I scolded.
"What? The word that? That would be very hard that would be, wouldn't that be hard?" He joked.
I sighed loudly muttering curses under my breath. We passed a fountain.
"Enough is enough." I heard Emmett say.
Emmett's POV.
"Enough is enough." I said to get my families attention as we walked by the fountain.
I moved so I was on the left of Millie, she as expected shrank away from my presence of being so very close. Perfect. I extended my arm gently and pushed. She screamed and her arms flailed about. The look on her face was frantic and she attempted to stop herself, but she was going whether she liked it or not!
Her legs slipped from underneath her.
SPLASH! Water flew everywhere, all us Cullen's took a step backwards, to avoid the water. Everyone in the mall was staring and laughing.
Millie emerged from the fountain, her clothes stuck to her skin, outlining the rolls of fat, her dyed blonde hair looked like dreadlocks, her extensions had fallen out, and her makeup was running. She looked like an angry wet panda! It was brilliant. AND all on camera.
"EMMETT!" She screamed.
I started to sing, That's not my name by Ting Tings,
"Four letter word just to get me along
It's a difficulty and I'm biting on my tongue and uh
I keep stalling, and keeping me together
People around gotta find something to say now
Holding back, every day the same
Don't wanna be a loner
Listen to me, oh no, I never say anything at all
But with nothing to consider they forget my name, ame, ame
Jasper started to sing with me,
They call me girl
They call me Stacey
They call me her
They call me Jane
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
They call me quiet girl
But I'm a riot yeah
Maybe Joleisa
Always the same
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name"
Even Edward and Carlisle were joining in, just us guys then, Mine; Eddie's and Jazzy's wives were looking at us in disgust, lust and amusement. We started to dance then, me in lead. Hey! I did start the song!
"I miss the catch if they throw me the ball
I'm the last kid standing up against the wall
Keep up, falling, these heels they keep me boring
Getting glammed up and sitting on the fence now
So alone all the time at night
Lock myself away, listen to me, I'm not
Although I'm dressed up, out and all with
Everything considered they forget my name, ame, ame
They call me girl
They call me Stacey
They call me her
They call me Jane
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
They call me quiet girl
But I'm a riot yeah
Maybe Joleisa
Always the same
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name"
Eddie, Jazz and Carlisle did the whispering bit. Whilst I did the proper singing bit, people had their phones out now, taking pictures and videos. Like they needed too, this would be on TV in a few weeks.
"Are you calling me darling?
Are you calling me bird?
They call me girl
(Are you calling me darling?)
They call me Stacey
They call me her
They call me Jane
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
They call me quiet girl
(Are you calling me bird?)
But I'm a riot yeah
Maybe Joleisa
Always the same
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name"
We started to laugh at the end.
"THANK YOU ALASKA!" I screamed like a rock start at the end. Millie was fuming. Ha! Angry wet panda. AWP for short.
Millie's POV.
I felt awful and so god damn angry. Then Emmett, he starts to sing! Of all things! Then the other boys join in!
I have to admit they all have amazing voices. I mean really! Emmett's voice is so deep you don't think he would be able to hold a note, but he even did the really high ones no problem. I was half angry and half in awe at their performance. Mostly angry though.
"Emmett! I swear to God!" I spat.
"One sec." He held up his index finger at me and got out his phone, he dialled a number.
"Yeah Hey, I have someone who has something to say to you." He waited a minute. Then handed me the phone.
"What the hell am I doing with this?" I yelled.
"You said you had to swear at God, so I got him on the phone, Duh!" He looked at me as if I was mentally challenged.
"You are an idiot." I threw the phone at him. He caught it but he let it drop.
Rosalie's POV.
That was hilarious! Oh my Gosh! I laughed so hard, but I needed to quickly jab Em in the back when he caught the phone, he realized and let the phone drop. I mean we needed to keep up the human façade. He looked angry immediately.
"You broke my phone!" He yelled at Millie when it smashed.
"I didn't! You did you silly child!" She yelled. No one and I mean no one talks to my Emmett like that!
"Yes you did you Cow! You threw it at him!" I spat.
Carlisle grabbed my wrist.
"Rose, calm." He breathed.
Jasper sent me waves of calmness. I instantly felt better.
Emmett was still demanding a new phone of Millie after 10 minutes. Carlisle's doctor side came out then.
"Millie, we need to get you dry and in some new clothes, or you'll catch something." He said seriously.
She scowled at him in response.
"We'll take care of her Dad; I'll take responsibility for my immature actions." Emmett said, hanging his head, but I could see the mischievous smiled on plastered on his face.
"Yeah, I'll come with you Unc…Em." Nessie said, almost slipping up.
"Yeah, I'll come too." Jasper said.
"I'm coming!" I announced.
"Me too!" Alice said, smiling, already seeing what was going to happen.
We all set off with 2 camera men following us. The other one stayed with the others.
We went into Boots. God knows why, Emmett and Alice's idea…God save us…
How was that?! BOOMTINGS!LOL, anhoo, please leave a review! Lol that rhymes.
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