Howdy! Told you! Ha! This will be an all Cullen chapter! I kind of need some ideas on what to do with Esme next, so could you help me with that? Anyhoo, on with the show!

Chapter 16.

Millie's POV.

We got back at 6pm! We hadn't even eaten lunch! Never mind Dinner! I was starving! None of the others seemed to be at all! It got me nervous how they could just not eat.

"So what's for dinner?" I asked curiously.

"Mom usually cooks or orders dinner, or we just don't have it." Alice shrugged.

"Well what should I cook?" I asked.

"Food. Duh." Emmett and Nessie said together, high fiving.

I rolled my eyes at them.

There was a knock at the door. I went to answer it.

A really tall (and when I say tall I mean a few inches taller than Emmett) man around 20, with dark copper skin and ebony black cropped hair stood there a big grin on his face. He was shirtless, in only cut-off jeans, he even had a tattoo!

"Yes?" I asked.

"Hi, I'm Jake?" He said it like a question.

"And I'm Millie, how may I help you?"

"Erm." He looked like he was thinking of some excuse. "Is Emmett in?" He asked.

Jacob's POV.

I asked for Emmett because if I asked for Ness there would be no way this woman would let me in.

"Jacob! My brother from another mother! Come in bro!" Emmett ran to the rescue, obviously catching my lie and helping me out. We were actually good friends but he hated it when I insulted Blondie, probably because he'll get yelled at if he laughs.

"Hey Buddy!" I grinned.

He came over and pulled me into a man hug, I had actually got used to the stench.

"Come in pal!" He beamed. "Millie, this is Jake, he practically lives here when he's not visiting old family, aren't ya pal!" He was talking like a modern teen now which seemed odd as I knew he was an actual teenager in the 20's/30's.

"Thanks Em, so what you up too?" I asked.

"Kicking Eddie's ass at Space Marine, care to join?" He laughed.

I let myself in, past Millie who was now in shock at our grand performance.

"JAKEY!" Nessie yelled, jumping into my arms when I came into the living room.

"Hey Ness!" After all the welcome backs and a dirty look of Blondie it was practically a normal evening, I would have to share with Edward, great, just perfect. But Jasper and Emmett were already sharing and would have no room for me.

"Hello? We still need to have Dinner!" Millie yelled at everyone.

"Oooo Dinner, I'm starving, shall we have pizza?" I asked.

"Yay! Yummy." Nessie squealed.

The Cullen's looked at me with disgust at the thought of pizza.

"No, healthy food." Millie said.

In the end she made roast dinner, it was crap compared to Esme's cooking but it was food, I ate most of the Cullen's, I think Edward and Jasper dared Emmett to eat all of his because he even asked for seconds. It was really funny because we all ended up having a HUGE food fight, with me catching the food in my mouth, it was hilarious. Millie went mental!

I set up camp in Edward's room for the night.

Emmett's POV.

I 'woke up' at 4am with Jasper. We sneaked into our closet really quietly, I texted the others to get up no too, not Jake though, he would be grumpy if we woke him up. I felt a bit ill to be honest, I let it slide, I guess I was hanging around with humans too much.

We found our army uniforms, Jasper got his old uniform on, but took of all the badges that indicated when it was from, I got one that I ordered online. We got our rifles and major hats.

At 4:30 all of us were downstairs, Carlisle had gone on a quick hunt though.

The others were in army uniform too, not majors like Jazz and I though. Ha!

"ATTENTON!" I screamed.

"YES SIR!" They all yelled back, they snapped their feet together and saluted in sync. Wow!

I gave a look to Jasper and grinned. He smiled back.

"You're going to go mad with power." He whispered.

"Have you ever tried to go mad without power, no one listens to you." I quoted the Simpsons, he shook his head at me.

"SOLIDERS!" I screamed again. "ARE YOU READY?!"

"SIR, YES, SIR!" They all yelled.

Jasper did a ton of army speaking which involved a lot of grunts and porn star sounding noises, it was sort of disturbing. I just marched up and down the living room like a solider, it was really fun. I wanted to be a solider in the First World War but my Momma said no, well I was 3 when I asked and that was 1918…..so yeah.

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!" Millie screeched at the top of the stairs at 4:40.

"SOLDIERS! AIM!" Jasper barked. The others turned and aimed their rifles at Millie, she screamed.

Millie's POV.

I was stood at the top of the stairs with 4 people aiming guns at me, one person yelling at them dressed in a major uniform and another person pacing mumbling about the First World War in another major uniform! I was in a mad house.

"SOLIDERS! ARM DOWN!" Jasper yelled. They all dropped their aim and ran off upstairs laughing, as if it was totally normal.

"Em. EM!" Jasper yelled, getting Emmett's attention.

"Yeah, hmm? Sorry, I was out of it for a sec there." Emmett ran off upstairs too.

I could just stand there in complete shock at them all. I was officially in a mad house. Jasper ran off too, laughing.

At 7am I yelled for the children to get ready, no answer.

I barged into Bella and Nessie's room, no one there. The next rooms were empty too. Just Emmett and Jaspers room was left, I barged in. I heard loud groans. What the?

Emmett was curled up in a ball groaning loudly, everyone was crowding around him. I rushed in.

"What is going on here?" I yelled.

Emmett groaned, clutching his muscled stomach. I couldn't see his face though.

"Everyone move!" I yelled. They all listened for once and stepped back.

Edward's POV.

Jasper and I felt really bad now. Emmett was vampire ill. It's when a vampire eats a lot of human food and won't throw it up for a while. We had dared Emmett to have seconds of dinner last night and not throw it up to prove how manly e was. He was vampire ill now. Great. We didn't think about that. He was acting up a bit though, he was thinking through a plan that I really wanted to do myself, it was amazing. But he really was ill.

"I don't feel well!" Emmett screeched at the top of his lungs.

Emmett's POV.

I seriously felt sick! Like I needed to throw up badly but couldn't. But I did see the potential in this. I winked at Rose when no one was looking, she uncertainly winked back, not knowing what I had planned.

"Emmett? Can you sit up?" Millie asked me.

I sat up , but stayed curled in a ball, I hated being like this. Why oh why did I eat the broccoli? Why god why? Ha! Still why? Oh yeah, because I'm stupid I opened hair dryers with a gun for god's sake! That was pretty funny to be fair, I mean when else would I get to buy a gun? Never Rose would never let me. Evil Laugh Time, MWAHAHAHA!

"I've called Dad." Nessie said. I smiled, I don't know why but when you don't feel good having a parent there makes you better, always has, it works when you're a little kid with nightmares too.

I winked at Rose again then 'fainted'.

"Emmett oh my God!" Rosalie screamed, but then caught on to my wink.

I stopped breathing.

"He's not breathing!" Rose screamed. Whoa! She was such a good actress.

"Rose! Do CPR!" Edward screamed, hearing Emmett's thoughts, he knew Emmett's plan I guess. All this for a kiss, I rolled my eyes at my funny husband.

I leant down to Emmett's lips and 'breathed air into him' no I snogged the life out of him, but I had to remember to stop and 'get his heart beat going'.

"You're not doing it right!" Millie yelled at me. Bitch! Move I'm kissing my man!

She pushed me and obviously for the stupid cameras I had to move of my husband. Grrr.

She instead knelt by his side, bending her lips down to his.

Millie's POV.

Rosalie wasn't doing CPR right at all! I mean, he wasn't breathing yet! I pushed her out of the way and bent down to Emmett. I got lost in my thoughts. I started to breathe air into his lungs but ended up kissing the Greek god of a boy. His lips were so hard yet so soft. He started breathing immediately and screamed when he opened his eyes to see me there.

He scrambled to his feet faster than normal with a look of shock and fury on his face.

"SHE KISSED ME!" He yelled.

"YOU KISSED HIM?!" Rosalie screeched.

"NO!" I yelled back, knowing full well I had, and enjoyed it, a lot.

"YES YOU DID! IT WAS DISGUSTING!" He yelled. "AND I STILL FEEL SICK!" He wailed.

Everyone supressed a laugh. But still glared at me.

"Here you go Em." Alice handed him a bin.

He started throwing up into it.

Carlisle burst into the room, looking frantic, he was in his work stuff. He was really sexy in that lab coat.

"What happened?" He asked.

"Emmett's ill and Millie kissed him." Everyone said at once but it sounded like a fuzzy radio.

"Wait, what?" He looked confused.

"Damn broccoli." Emmett muttered then threw up again.

"You ate broccoli?" Carlisle sighed.

"They dared me!" He protested.

"Boys! Honest to god what am I going to do with you? Do you feel better now son?" Carlisle bent down to Emmett's level, as he was sat down.

"Yeah, I guess." Emmett smiled. "But that perv kissed me when I fainted!" He pointed a finger at me.

Carlisle's head shot around to face me.

"You kissed my son?" He asked, looking disgusted.

"No." I protested.

A chorus of "she did Dad!" 's erupted.

"Kids, go to school please, I'll call and say why you're late." Carlisle said. They all nodded and left. "Em, do you want to go to school?"

"Yep, I want to be away from her." Emmett said, looking at me in disgust.

"Okay son, if you feel ill again, just call me on my cell."

"Will do Pops." Emmett laughed.

"How many times Emmett? Do not call me Pops!" Carlisle laughed slightly.

"You and I will talk later." He snapped at me, that emotion on his face didn't suit him at all, I suppose he was hardly ever angry, I mean he was always so calm.

I gulped in actual fear! I knew I had kissed Emmett, I would have kissed Edward and Jasper if I could have. That in itself was awful, I was a married woman and they were all under 18! I could be locked up! I would just have to deny it. I knew it was wrong but I wanted to see if Jasper and Edward had the hard yet soft lips too.

Edward's POV.

Oh my God! That was hilarious!

We were all laughing in the car still.

"SHUT UP!" Emmett growled. It made us laugh even more. He would never live that down, if only he'd started to breathe sooner. I laughed again. No doubt Jasper was laughing in his and Alice's car, the rest of us were in Emmett's jeep.

"Still, what should we do to her tonight?" Nessie asked.

Hey! Sorry that was mostly about Emmett, but I couldn't help it so sorry all Edward, Jasper and Carlisle fans out there, that was an Emmett only thing. But I will do some other chapters very soon, just put some ideas in a review or even a PM maybe both lol. Still I know that gun thing was stupid but it just came to me, I think that it was one of those impulse moments, we all have them lol :D lol, Still REVIEW ME IDEAS PLEASE! I LOVE YOUR IDEAS AND OPINIONS! I will not do another chapter until I reach 99 reviews if you don't mind me being greedy, I think that's only about 6 reviews, I don't think that's too much to ask. REVIEW!

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