(A/N) Another chapter for the Game Is Wibbly Wobbly. For my Watson of course. Speaking of Watson I think he'll get a short bit in a chapter soon.
John: Yeah thanks you're sort of leaving me out.
Mels: Sweetie, I don't think you could handle the Tardis. You're on a date anyway.
John: Why couldn't I handle it? And why am I conveniently on a date?
Mels: Because you are John which is a good thing. And are you really going to complain? You got a date!
Sherlock: Are we actually going to get to the Weeping Angels soon instead of them just talking about them? Nothing is happening, this is just pointless drivel.
Lady A *stomps into room* I'm on it. *grabs Sherlock by his collar and drags him out of the room*
John: Um, what is she doing to him?
Mels: You don't want to know. *Listens as Sherlock yelps* Just be lucky it wasn't you.
Lady A: *Comes back into the room dragging Sherlock with her, he is now sporting a bruised cheek* Anything you want to add John?
John: No, I'm good.
Mels: On with the chapter then! Allons-y!
Lady A: 11th Doctor Mels, not 10.
Mels: Oh right. Geronimo then.
Lexi's POV
Sherlock reached for me and pulled me to him as the TARDIS took off. He braced us against the console, holding me tightly as he made sure I wasn't jolted around. The Doctor called for everyone to hang on as the TARDIS made a weezing sound before the entire room jolted forward. Sherlock held me, if at all possible, tighter, as he let go of me to encase me safely in the circle of his arms as he grabbed onto the console with two hands. I fell back into his chest slightly but unlike the Doctor, Amy, and Rory we managed to remain on our feet like River. I grinned up at Sherlock as the room finally settled and once he was certain it was safe he let go of the console and wrapped his arm around my waist instead. The Doctor and the Ponds pulled themselves up off of the glass floor as River moved over to a monitor. Sherlock and I shared a look as River glanced over at us and I raised my eyebrow slightly at the consulting detective.
'Deductions?' I asked Sherlock and he nodded slightly at me in agreement. The Doctor cried in excitement as Amy and Rory groaned and I looked the Doctor and his companions up and down. He wasn't human that I was certain of. This ship was far more advanced than anything even Mycroft could get his hands on. Unless this was all a really good hoax then the Doctor was not from Earth.
"You're not from Earth," Sherlock started off and the Doctor left off looking at the monitor as the Ponds chatted on the side of the console to look up at us. "It is clear from your clothes that you are eccentric. More likely though you are trying to rebel against a conformity that has been instilled upon you by a society that requires a certain structure. You look human, but from the way your vein is jumping in your neck I would say that you are not. Your heart is beating far faster than healthy for a human, conclusion you have more than one heart. The Ponds as you called them are your companions. You have a fear of being alone. Both are human. River was it, is not, at least not fully. Bit of a shot in the dark with that one but a good one. There is a familial bond between the Ponds and River. Not siblings or a cousin, no this bond is stronger, the closest to that bond would be daughter, but Rory and Amy are far too young to have a daughter River's age. Conclusion she is their daughter, but she isn't human or at least not completely. The technology of this ship suggest you come from a highly advanced society. You're guarded about your past however which suggest that you did something you regret or something happened to you personally," Sherlock finished as the four of them stared back at Sherlock with mixed emotions on their faces. The Doctor stared back at Sherlock with a blank expression while Amy and Rory looked with a mix of impression and shock. River however just looked amused.
"How did you do that, explain," Amy demanded and I looked over at the other redhead and grinned as I gestured back to Sherlock.
"He's brilliant," I told Amy as I looked up at Sherlock who smirked at me slightly. "They're called deductions. We're consulting detectives," I reminded her as the Doctor spluttered and pointed between the two of us.
"But how?" He asked us and Sherlock sighed in irritation.
"As always people see but they do not observe," Sherlock told him and the Doctor grinned slightly and laughed which was not the reaction I thought was going to happen.
"You two are brilliant," The Doctor said with a laugh as he danced around the console. "Neuron activity suggest higher brain functions but you two really are something else," The Doctor continued before he looked back at Sherlock and me. "And you two look Time Lord, we came first," The Doctor added as Sherlock and I turned to each other and each raised an eyebrow.
"That's not what people normally say," Sherlock told the Doctor as we turned back to him.
"And do people normally say?" The Doctor asked us with a grin and we smirked at him slightly.
"Piss off," We told him in unison and Amy and River chuckled.
"So what are we doing?" I asked the Doctor, changing the subject as I tried to figure out what our next move was.
"Signals have been popping up all around the city. Six to be precise. Last was coming from your flat. Only thing I can find is the message and the bodies," The Doctor told us and I nodded as I stepped away from Sherlock and went to look at the monitor which showed the location of all of the signals which corresponded with each of the murders.
"Same thing we found out. These Weeping Angels though, how are they involved?" I asked the Doctor as I twisted a knob on the monitor which changed the screen to another read of out the scan which showed energy levels which were off the charts at each of the sites. Not normal energy readings though.
"Ah ah, don't touch," The Doctor told me and I raised an eyebrow at him as he walked over to see what I had done. "How did you work out how to do that?" The Doctor asked me as he pointed to the monitor looking at me in surprise.
"She's brilliant," Sherlock told him and I looked over at Sherlock and grinned.
"Thanks love," I told him before I looked back at the Doctor. "Bit of hacker. Your systems aren't that difficult to understand," I told the Doctor and River laughed as the Doctor spluttered.
"I think you broke him sweetie," River told me as she moved over to my side. "I was right, I do like you," River told me and I grinned and her and laughed. "Come with me," River told me and I nodded as she led me down a hallway that connected to the console room. She led me through some winding hallways before we came to a door. I was still trying to get used to how this ship was so much bigger on the inside. It was most likely like another dimension in here. "Wait until you see this," River told me as if she knew what I was thinking. She pushed open the door and led me into a very large wardrobe. I felt my jaw drop as I stared around the place in shock. What else did they have in here?
"That's…this is just wrong," I told River and she laughed as she led me into the room and over to a rack of clothes. "Why are we in here?" I asked River and she grinned at me.
"Fighting Weeping Angels and running with the Doctor can be highly dangerous," River told me and I laughed and fixed her with a pointed look.
"So can running with a consulting detective after serial killers and other murders. We've had our fair share of danger," I told her, remembering Moriarty. "I've been held hostage and almost killed on several occasions," I told her as she nodded at me and laughed slightly.
"My kind of girl. So what is the story with you and cheekbones?" River asked me as she walked through the racks of clothes and pulled things off at random.
"We're sort of together, bit complicated," I told River and she looked back at me and laughed.
"Well I always meet the Doctor in the wrong order. Complicated is my middle name," River told me as she came back over to me with a pair of black cargo pants, a grey t-shirt, and black combat boots. "Change into these. Just through there," River told me and I took the clothes from her and entered the small changing room. I quickly changed out of my clothes and into the slightly big cargo pants. The t shirt was tight and clung to my curves. I walked out of the changing room leaving my clothes behind but taking my coat and scarf with me. "Does cheekbones always where that while catching criminals?" River asked me and I nodded at her.
"I've never seen him wear anything but a suit. John, our blogger and army doctor, he wears jumpers and jeans, practical things, but Sherlock always looks like a model while we solve crimes. It's hilarious," I told River and she laughed with me. She had changed into a similar out fit to mine only she had opted for a black t shirt instead and hers wasn't nearly as tight as mine.
"Here you go sweetie," River told me as she handed me off a hair tie. I took it and pulled my head band out, leaving it on a small table before I pulled my coat and scarf back on and twisted my hair up into a messy bun to keep it out of the way. River did the same with her own hair before she pulled something off of her belt. "Sonic blaster. The Doctor doesn't approve of guns but you never know when you'll need one," River told me as she handed me over the gun and a belt to put it on. I strapped the belt to the tight of my right leg and grinned up at River. I was right, I liked her. "Perfect, much better," River told me before she led me back to the console room. I sighed when we came back into find the Doctor and Sherlock arguing. Amy and Rory were standing to the side just watching them
"What's going on?" I asked the two of them as I gestured to the Doctor and Sherlock.
"Er, after you left they sort of started arguing. Something about logic. I don't understand most of it,' Rory told me and I shook my head at him before I walked further into the room, River following behind me looking amused.
"That would cause a paradox that would destroy a country the size of Belgium," The Doctor was yelling at Sherlock as River and I stood on the opposite side of the console from them and we crossed our arms as we watched them. Sherlock went to rebuttal but I decided to put an end to it.
"Belgium, really? That's a little anticlimactic isn't it?" I asked them and Sherlock and the Doctor looked over at us. "Now, can we all get along and not act like children?" I asked them and River laughed beside me.
"That's a bit difficult sweetie. The Doctor always acts like a child," River told me with a smirk and I gestured to Sherlock.
"So does he when we don't have a case," I told her and she laughed again.
"No I don't!" The Doctor and Sherlock said in unison before they both turned and glared at each other before pouting.
"Yes you do. Now Weeping Angels?" I asked the Doctor as I raised an eyebrow at him.
"Does she do the eyebrow thing a lot?" I heard the Doctor ask Sherlock and Sherlock sighed slightly.
"Yes," Sherlock answered him as I looked at him unamused.
"The eyebrow of impending doom," The Doctor said dramatically and I snorted at him.
"Actually the eyebrow of the unamused Irish woman," I told the Doctor who jumped when he realized I had heard him. Amy, Rory, and River laughed as he looked back at me sheepishly. "Weeping Angels," I reminded him and the Doctor clapped his hands together as Sherlock clasped his hands behind his back.
"Ah yes. They send you back in time and feed on the potential energy of all the days that should have been," The Doctor told me and I frowned at him slightly.
"They haven't been doing that here though. They've been killing people. Why?" I asked the Doctor who pointed at me with a grin.
"Very good question which I don't actually have an answer too so we're going right to the source of the signals. I've," The Doctor said before River raised her eyebrow beside me and cleared her throat. "River," the Doctor corrected quickly. "Set us on silent and cloaked the TARDIS. I'm being careful with the Angels about. If they got their hands on the TARDIS the entire Universe goes boom," The Doctor told us waving his hands around as he spoke.
"Does he do that a lot?" I asked River and she grinned at me and nodded.
"All the time," She told me and me grinned back at her as I thought of some of the things that Sherlock did.
"It's very dangerous out there so Ponds, stay close to me. River's got her shiny blaster and you two…," The Doctor said as I pulled out my own blaster.
"Are covered. Ask Sherlock I've punched murderers in the face and fought assassins in our living room. Plus took on a consulting criminal. We're all set," I told the Doctor and he grinned back at me.
"You bad, bad girl," He said and I shook my head, an amused smile on my face. He was funny in a sort of darkish, trying to act cool, sort of way. "Alright then come along Ponds, River, Holmes, and MacKenna," The Doctor said as he rushed to the door and stepped out of it. We followed him over to the door and walked out, stepping right into one of the rooms of Buckingham Place. The Doctor was standing a few feet from the TARDIS with his arms raised over his head as he had several guns pointed at him by secret service agents. The Queen herself was sitting on a couch, a teacup raised halfway to her mouth. Amy, Rory, and River quickly raised their hands as well but Sherlock and I kept ours by our sides. "Why aren't you putting your hands in the air?" The Doctor whispered to us and Sherlock sighed and smirked slightly.
"Dull," He told them as the men bustled the Queen out of the room. I smiled at her slightly as she looked back at me in confusion having met me once before. The secret service cocked their guns at Sherlock and me and order us to put our hands in the air.
"Beware of false knowledge," I said as Sherlock and I stayed as we were. Everyone looked at me oddly but the guy in charge lowered his gun slightly.
"It is more dangerous than ignorance," The head of security replied and I grinned as I continued with the code.
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing," I finished and the man ordered his men to lower their guns.
"Ma'am," The head of security said as he walked towards us. "Do you want to tell me whose these people are?" The man asked me as he gesture to The Doctor, River, the Ponds, and Sherlock.
"I'm your new undercover agent on loan from Scotland Yard. Code name the Doctor. These are my top operatives, the Legs, the Nose, and Mrs. Robinson, Curly, and Red," The Doctor told the man as I looked over at him and inwardly groaned about how he put his foot into his mouth.
"I hate you," River told the Doctor as they lowered their arms to their sides.
"No you don't," The Doctor told her with a grin as the door opened and in walked Mycroft.
"I've been told we've had a security breach," Mycroft said as he walked in before his eyes landed on Sherlock and me. "Please tell me you are just visiting," Mycroft sighed as I smiled at him sheepishly.
"Yeah, no Croft, sorry," I told him and he sighed again.
"And how many times must I tell you to stop breaking into the palace? Mycroft asked me and I shrugged at him.
"Technically I didn't break in," I told Mycroft as everyone watched our exchange with odd looks save Sherlock and the security staff who knew me quite well. It was why I had my own pass code. Every security member knew it so that way if I ever broke in I wouldn't get shot. The code designated that once it was completed I would be detained and Mycroft would be informed before I was brought to him. "I kind of parked," I told Mycroft and he raised an eyebrow at me. "Doctor?" I asked as I looked back at him and he looked at me in confusion before getting the message.
"Ah yes," The Doctor said as he turned around and walked before he walked right into the cloaked TARDIS. "Every time!" The Doctor complained as he rubbed his forehead and then reached out carefully until he found the door of the TARDIS. He opened the door, exposing the interior of the ship and as second later the outside of the TARDIS materialized so that there was a police box in the room. The Doctor walked back out of the box as everyone except Mycroft looked at the box in shock.
"Mycroft, the Doctor. Doctor, Mycroft Holmes," I introduced the two men with a slight grin. "We also have the Ponds, Amy and Rory, and Professor River Song," I introduced, pointing them out in turn before I looked at Mycroft seriously. "I'll ask again. What do you know about the Weeping Angels?" I asked Mycroft and he stared back at me as Sherlock glared daggers at his brother. I could deal with the both of them later.
"Come with me," Mycroft told us before he turned on his heel and walked out of the room. I looked back at the Doctor and his companions before I took Sherlock's hand in mine, threading our fingers together before I followed after Mycroft. Things were just getting interesting and I want to get to the bottom of this case.