When Japan was in his 'rebellious' phase, he was obsessed with his appearance.
Whenever Canada is extremely pissed, he will swear in French. Papa France does not approve.
America is a secret cross dresser.
America is upset that they cancelled Sam and Cat*.
The Bad Touch Trio do lots of strange stuff like throwing tennis balls at each other, making friendship bracelets and all sorts of fucked up shit I will not mention.
Switzerland has wet dreams about money.
China is so old, the candles cost more than the cake**.
Denmark is not allowed to watch the Lego Movie anymore as he has watched it so many times that he has practically memorized the whole movie.
*Sam and Cat is a Nickelodeon show
**Yes this is from tumblr