Author begin note's: Thank you all for the reviews, now to respond to some of them.

Driver Jim Ohki: I do realize that I need a beta Unfortunately my beta for the moment has do to private issues quit. SO if anyone wants to beta let me know, I'm looking for one, to go trough all the chapters again. The other point you made about them not changing anything, I have this to say, why would they, if they change too much the butterfly effect would make their future knowledge useless and despite them being from the future and retaining their knowledge they are nowhere near the same level yet, though they are a lot stronger than in canon.

brown phantom and Anttolas: indeed I will not have Haku added, I've got other plans for her (cackles evilly) it will remain a NaruHinaKyu( who will be getting more face time later on in the story, but for now she will have to remain hidden) pairing.

Deadzepplin: I do not know if you've noticed but the basis of my seals are quite different from what seals are like in other fics. my seals if you haven't already noticed are actually a series of seals that come together and are then shrunk into a smaller seal. So the fact that they are series instead of just one to do everything, I have to name them seperatly. For example a farmland genjutsu seal would not hide a land full of flowers cause of the fact that the seal wasn't made to hide flowers. It would however hide parts that are also normal on a farmland. SO let's say you have a piece of land that is cut into for strokes, first is crop, then flowers, then crop again and then flowers again, then the seal will only hide the parts that are crops cause the seal or seals for the crops are normally part of a farmland.

Haymitch Abernathy: Wait and see, hehehehehehéééé.

Okay now that that is over

Disclaimer: For all those lawyers out there with a pole up their asses just as high as Neji, I do not own Naruto, all that I own is this computer. Even the story is owned by the bunny named Bonzo that's in both my head and Naruto's, aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ooh look a squirrel, ALL PRAISE THE LOG! mmmmmh donuts. Okay enough randomness for now, on with the story.

chapter 17

It had been a week since the end of the Wave mission and Haku had already moved out again. Not because she had enough of the lovey duvy couple but more like she wanted to start a new life here in Konoha and Naruto didn't want her to get stuck with the dogma of demon friend. So with encouragement of Naruto had severed most public ties with him. They did still see each other every other evening, however in public Haku ignored Naruto, not that she had to do much, after all they had only crossed paths once.

The training of team 8 and team 10 had just continued like before only now, when weapons were the only thing allowed, both Hinata and Naruto actually had to work hard to beat Shino it seemed a week under the tutelage of someone who actually could teach you the basics could do wonders. Now all he had to do was make his own techniques, easy right?

Naruto had of course already expected it but it still stung to know that team 7 hadn't received any disciplinary punishments whatsoever. Though the fact that Sarutobi had then gave Naruto carte blanche to prank the Uchiha and Haruno the next time made it maybe seem like they had gotten the worst end of the stick. Yeah Yeah SaSUCKe smirk al you want, just wait till this weekend, then you're all mine! (insert evil laughter) were the thought going through Naruto's head the first time he met Sasuke after the before mentioned council meeting.

And so now it was weekend, Chuunin exams were coming up in two weeks, and Naruto and Hinata had decided that the villagers and clans had had enough time to implement any changes that they wanted to. So Naruto and Hinata now not only using stealth but also actual blunted kunai were once more going to prank the entire village, at least if they could.

This time though Hinata, Naruto and Kura weren't going to split, the three of them had already sent clones and some Kitsune summons to the minor clans so they wouldn't have to worry about them it was after all the mayor clans that were most important as they did supply over 50 % of the ninja in the shinobi forces.

First up was the Inuzaka compound

The three of them all entered the compound from the north side of the compound. Sure they were walking of a cliff but come on they were ninja and the invaders would probably be as well. At least the other three sides were practically impenetrable. At least they would be, unless the invading ninja could take on a group of two dog nin couples without alerting the entire compound.

This side however seemed devoid of patrols and that set all kinds of alarm bells off in Naruto', Hinata's and Kura's head. However not able to detect anything, they sneaked further in. They only had to hide once from just one dog nin couple, and even they were quickly surprised them with a quick wooden kunai across their throat. Now luckily for the couple, Naruto and Hinata had only used a wooden kunai.

"If I were a real enemy you and your partner would be dead right now, so for now you will need to lay still right here on the floor. You may not send any signals to anyone, your partner will not howl, you will do absolutely nothing except stay perfectly still. Unless you have a signal that is sent out trough means I do not know that indicate that you are dead. Is that understood?" Whispered Naruto menacingly into the now fake dead man.

Getting a nod from said person, Naruto waited a minute and then knocked the couple out. Afterwards the three intruders quickly put the couple into a storage room, before once more continuing. Not coming across any other guards, The three intruders quickly set up the needed pranks before going back the way they came. They once again came across a patrol but this time there were two couples, hiding under a small illusion curtesy of Kura they could overhear the two couples.

"Yo, Have you seen Koga and Kuroi, I haven't come across them." asked Inuzaka 2

"They lazy bum is probably sleeping already, his shift ends in 5 more minutes, so the lazy bum probably skipped out early. I wouldn't worry about it, and you know how he gets when you wake him up for something stupid, especially since by the time you get him to wake up his shift will probably already be over?" replied Inuzaka 1

"Fine then but it's on his head if anything happens." Said the mystery Inuzaka2.

And with that the two Inuzaka couples once more continued on their patrol, not noticing the blurs that jump away directly after they continued their patrols.

Idiots, if they had just checked they would've easily found him, but just our luck that the one we 'killed'was a lazy bum.

Once they were far enough away from the Inuzaka compound the three of them stopped again.

"Okay, their security was just pathetic, the only difference this time was that there were more patrols but that was it. Oh well, hopefully this prank will get their asses in gear.

And so they continued, only to be disappointed time and time again, the Hyuuga clan had done nothing that Naruto had suggested not even increasing their patrols. Though the Yamanaka clan had the same plan as the Inuzaka with the increase of patrols but unfortunately for their clan all their patroles were sleeping on the job. The Akimichi had just gotten new locks for their refrigerators, not even bothering to increase their patrols. Unfortunately for them they had just gotten stronger pad locks, not a different kind so these locks were just as easily picked as the other. It was finally with the Nara's that it seemed that they had read Naruto's advice. They had sealed all of the main entrances using blood seals during the night. General blood seals of course so that each member of the clan could enter the entire compound and each and every house inside of it. Unfortunately do to their inherent laziness or maybe it was just plain old complacency a few Nara had forgotten to close their windows. Sure it was hot during this time of year so they probably had them open to create a draft but it did make those blood seals useless. Another fact was that they still hadn't done anything about bordering off their forest thus making Naruto's prank on that part way to easy.

After finishing setting up all the pranks inside the Nara compound and in their forest, the trio of pranksters went to their second to last target. The Aburame clan compound, at first glance it wouldn't seem to have heeded any of their advice either, however once they had gotten a closer look one could quickly see that they had not only headed the advice given but had even taken it a few steps further. The Blood seals had been placed inside a compartment beside the door with only a bug-sized opening, thus making the seal better protected so that not even a seal master could get access to dissect it. Also instead of having windows open like the Nara clan to create a draft the Aburame had used a principle normally used by bees to create a draft namely making their bugs flap their wings thus creating a artificial draft. Seeing that they couldn't even get in the normal way the three pranksters quickly decided to see if they couldn't find another way around it.

It had taken an entire hour to get around the compound but the three of them hadn't found anything, though just like with the Nara clan, the Aburame clan had also forgotten to shield their bug colonies, thus making a prank possible there, unfortunately for the three pranksters at least one Aburame guard or caretaker always seemed to be there. Deciding to risk it, the three pranksters once more snuck up on the guard and once more swiftly 'killed' him.

"Sorry, but you didn't sense us and now you are dead Aburame-san." said Naruto," If you have a predetermined signal that should go off in case of your death you are still allowed to send this but nothing else. Am I understood?" finished Naruto.

Getting a nod from the Aburame, Naruto was just about to let out a sigh of relief that nothing happened before he suddenly heard a frantic high pitched buzz.

"Shit, they have a back-up plan. Hinata, Kura let's go." screamed Naruto. Unfortunately it was too late and our three pranksters were quickly surrounded by both shinobi and Kikaichi bugs.

However before they could attack Naruto called out," Stand down, we surrender." this seemed to stun even the Aburame and nearly all of them seemed to be still gearing to attack before they were once more told to stand down, by Shibi, Shino's father this time." You heard him, stand down, do not let me repeat myself." called out Shibi," I'm sure Uzumaki-san will not be setting up any pranks here and will gladly disable any pranks that he has already installed, right Uzumaki-san?"

Naruto just scratched his head," Hehe yeah sure, however I never even got as far as to set up any pranks, so if you could, would you be so kind as to let us go, we still have the Uchiha and the Haruno to prank. I assure you that no prank has been set this evening, unfortunately there is still one prank remaining here from last time. Seeing as you still have not found it, I will have to ask that you still let us go and endure this one prank seeing as it is another kind of test, that unfortunately you seemed not to have passed."

Getting only a nod from the once more silent Aburame head, Naruto, Hinata and Kura were escorted out of the compound by disgrunteled aburame's thinking that the trio should have been forced to reveal the last prank as well. However their clan head had been strict, no harm should befall this trio. The head seemed certain that the blond would make a weak point visible in their defence and that it had to be necessary for him to not want to disable it. The fact that Shibi silently found the pranks that the blonde pulled to be hilarious certainly had nothing to do with it.

And now it was finally time to go to their ultimate target, the Uchiha compound. Getting there, the trio snorted and smiled in glee at the same time, the Uchiha, just like the Hyuuga, had done nothing to increase the security, thus making it so that their revenge for the Wave mission could be completed.

After finally being able to set up their final prank, the sun was just breaking the horizon. Deciding that the three of them had deserved a small break before they would once more have to endure a council meeting were they would need to explain their actions once again even though they had been over this before. This time however seeing as they clearly hadn't gotten the meaning behind the pranks they were going to have to shove it in their faces.

The three of them had been cuddling for a few hours when the first sign of the scream had started, unlike last time when the pranks had needed to be activated manually by Naruto, these new pranks would automatically activate. So when suddenly the cat ANBU appeared they had already been expecting it, "Let me guess, Hokage-sama has called us for the council meeting, right?"

Getting an affirmative from a clearly shocked Yuugao, seeing as Naruto, Hinata and Kura, who to Yuugao was an unknown someone, still had their backs turned towards her. Shunshiing away Yuugao muttered to herself," Clearly have to train harder if a genin can sense me." Not a minute after Yuugao had left, had the trio stretched themselves and had them also Shunshiing away to the Hokage tower in their own respective shunshin, Kura the flaming kind as she was mainly a foxfire master still, Naruto the wind kind, even though he could also use the flame kind he was still a wind master before a fire master though nowhere near the level of Kura, and Hinata in a water shunshin, having her Suiton finally mastered enough to finally be able to draw water out of the air once more.

Arriving before the council chambers the ANBU tensed when the trio arrived, only the fact that they had already been told by Cat that there was another female in Naruto's company and that she didn't seem hostile, stopped them from attacking. SO instead they just nodded as the trio walked inside the council chambers.

"Okay what is it now you old coots?" screamed Naruto as he kicked in the door, effectively silencing the council with just one action.

The Hokage sighed again and once more and called everyone's attention back to him before they could respond to Naruto's exclamation.

"Okay let's get this meeting started," and already seeing nearly everybody open his mouth at the same time he quickly added," and one at a time please, I'm sure we're all civilised here." though this could be debated seeing as some of them had various extra appendages or were coloured in psychedelic colours.

It was of course some random civilian that started his rant first," He painted my entire store bright orange. I want him executed." he screamed, and it seemed that that once more set the entire civilian side of, screaming about how their stock had been switched and how their stores were now painted in all kinds of different colours not withstanding the shame it brought to them. All in all before the peace had well and truly returned the chaos of screaming had started again, even a few clan heads seemed to be innerved though they hadn't yet screamed anything.

The Hokage already feeling his headache coming quickly silenced them all with a short burst of KI, effectively shutting the civilians up," Enough I thought we could be civilised but it seemed I was mistaken, at least you got it all out of your system now." said the Hokage before turning towards the clan heads," Does any of you want to add any complaints?"

And so it began first was Inoichi, "he painted our entire compound pink, brought in tons of mud and unleashed pigs inside of it. We're still trying to rally them all up."

Shikaku just remained silent, all that complaining was just too troublesome.

Choza on the other hand did complain," he filled all our stocks with nothing but fruit and no meat or anything greasy."

Tsume was next with the following," He now didn't lure Tora into our compound he delivered them there. But that's not all he even gave them tons of catnip and coffee, DO YOU KNOW WHAT A CAT IS CAPABLE OF ON CATNIP AND COFFEE!" screamed Tsume before starting shaking, clearly still affected, Naruto just chuckled Ah the classics gotta love them.

Shibi of course stayed silent as he still hadn't found out just what Naruto's back-up prank had just done.

HOmura instead of the Uchiha was next, " He coloured Uchiha sama's hair pink, swapped out all of his clothes," Ah yes, those clothes, much more fitting for SasUKE than his others," he once more painted all of the compound pink," hehe just matching the hair and the compound," He also hung all of Uchiha-sama's unmentionables on the walls, by the time he had processed that fact they had all already been stolen. And lastly he has glued a dildo onto his hand." Hearing this Naruto could nearly not hold in his laughter, Naruto hadn't glued anything to the teme's hand, he had just made so that the first thing that the Uchiha would grab except his blankets would stay stuck to it. How was he supposed to know that the first thing the teme would grab would be his dildo, which by the way was only 2.5 inches, a live size replica of his own dick.

Finally it came to Hiashi who didn't seem to appreciate the pranks nor the fact that he remained till last, 'I wanted to go first got dammit' pouted a chibi Hiashi inside his head. " I want the boy executed immediately, he drawed a fake caged bird seal on the forehead of all the main family that won't come off. The entire Hyyuga compound is also for one reason or another painted black with white insult written all over it. I repeat I want him and his tramp executed this instant."

Now Naruto could take a lot, but insulting one of his ladies was just a big NONO just as calling an Akamichi fat was a big NONO. SO before anyone could act Naruto was behind Hiashi with a kunai to his throat," What was that Hiashi-teme, I dare you to repeat that?" said Naruto in a cold deadly voice.

It was the Hokage who immediately stated,"Naruto stand down, and Hiashi if I ever hear you speak like that again in my company I will have you detained, am I clear?" Getting a nearly unnoticeable nod from Hiashi and nothing from Naruto until Hinata and Kura had managed to both calm him down and pry the kunai out of his hand and away from Hiashi's throat.

"Okay" said the hokage as Naruto relaxed somewhat," now Naruto, what do you have to say for yourself Naruto?" asked the Hokage. Naruto however just answered with a completely abstract something, " 1042"

The hokage and all the council members blinked, no one had any clue just what that meant. So before pandemonium could break out again, the Hokage quickly asked," I wanted you to explain yourself Naruto not just give a number, now I know that you did this to test the security of the village but…" however before the Hokage could continue Naruto started explaining.

"1042 is not just some random number Hokage-sama, it is the number of shinobi we could have killed last night alone." Hearing this the entire council grew silent," and that isn't even counting the number of civilians we could have killed as well or the deer or maybe even poison the water supply." Everybody paled after hearing that, the massacre of the Uchiha clan had been bad enough and that had just been a mere 123 people not even all of them shinobi. However to be able to kill 1042 shinobi in one night, seemed surreal.

"So do you now get Council-san, why I took these pranks to the next level? Not only is our security lax, the fact that a genin can do this says it all. Add to this then that we are going to host the chuunin exams in two weeks, would mean that not only would we make a complete fool out of ourselves but the other villages might just take this lax security as a sign that Konoha is weak."

After having given the entire council time to mull things over inside their heads, Naruto decided to finally give them their folders, directly this time. "Now" said Naruto," inside these folders that I also left in most clan compounds last time, are my reports of all three separate times that I pranked all of you. What I saw this night the only ones who have actually read it seem to be Shikaku Naru and Aburame Shibi. Though the Aburame did what I wanted them too and took it to the next level. The Nara on the other hand were too lazy and only did half thus making breaking in still too easy."

Afterwards Naruto explained some things that where in the folders and before the council could question just who the third person was, the Hokage interrupted, already having received the missive that Naruto was accompanied by a third mystery woman and also receiving the missive from Naruto that he wanted to talk to the Hokage in person. So the Hokage finally used his power once more and dismissed everybody over the loud protests of the civilians who still wanted to question Naruto more about the pranks and find something to punish him for.

So seeing as the council didn't plan on leaving anytime soon that Naruto, Kura, Hinata and the Hokage decided that they could go back to his office then.

Arriving there Sarutobi once more settled himself behind his desk while Naruto, Kura and Hinata seated themselves on the couch with the aforementioned two snuggling into Naruto's side.

Turning his critical eye over the smoking hot redhead that was on Naruto's right, and not able to identify her at all, he turned to Naruto with an eyebrow raised. Naruto however only mouthed one thing back, "seal". So the Hokage deciding that he better do as requested if he wanted some answers quickly activated the privacy seals.

Once more turning towards the trio he once more raised his eyebrow and now actually asked," So Naruto who is this mystery woman that seems to hang on your arm."

Naruto just smirked, a smirk Sarutobi knew all too well, a smirk he had seen on Kushina as well before something troublesome would happen.

"Kura I would like you too meet the old man, old man, Kura." introduced Naruto. Not wanting to give anything away, so he just continued smirking.

"A pleasure ero-Hokage-sama."

"I'm sure" replied the Hokage, "though you have me at a bit of a loss, you seem to know me quite well but I don't know anything about you."

Naruto's smirk just got bigger, before saying,' come now old man, sure you do. I'll even give you a hint, she got here on the day of my birth." said Naruto.

So Sarutobi once more took a good look at the woman that was next to his assumed and clearly amused grand son. She was about 5'6", perfect hourglass body with C to D cup breasts, bright red hair, that seemed to be made of fire and a cute nose that seemed to draw the attention away from her slightly enlarged canines and light whisker marks, seeing the old mans eye widen made both Naruto and Hinata chuckle, however it was quickly stopped when they saw the Hokage starting to get up, but finding him unable too. Naruto smirked again," I see you figured it out, so let me fully introduce you. Old man Hokage, I would like to introduce you to Kura, also known as the Kyuubi no Kitsune. And don't try to get up, I put a seal on you that would immobilise from the neck down when you sat down." eyes wide the Hokage couldn't believe it, Naruto was not only in contact with the Kyuubi, she, which still seemed strange all considering, had also corrupted him beyond anything he imagined. However before those thoughts could continue Naruto once more interrupted with," Now don't go thinking that she has corrupted me. At least not in that way." Said Naruto fighting a blush," Kura-chan here is the whole reason I'm alive right now and I can say without a doubt that she loves me as I love her."

This seemed to make the Hokage's mind come to a complete stop, Love? what was the kid talking about, he was sitting here snuggling with Hinata, who seemed perfectly fine with Kura as the Kyuubi was dubbed, and Kura telling him that he loved her. But it wasn't possible, The Kyuubi shouldn't be able to get out of the seal, Minato would've made certain of that. deciding it better to ask then continue to ponder it, the Hokage asked," Explain and this better be good or I'll have the ANBU here before you know. What do you want Kyuubi and what have you done to Naruto."

However it was once more Naruto who answered, Kura it seemed was content to snuggle into him more," Like I told you old man she hasn't done anything to me, except maybe give me the love I always hoped to have. Just like Hinata-chan here gave me. And you're probably wondering just how she is out of the seal am I correct?" Asked Naruto, only getting a nod in return." Well you see there's this fancy little ritual that can be done. It binds the participants in the ritual together through their soul, letting them feel each others emotions and making it impossible to hide anything from each other. Of course ours was a bit different with three persons in it instead of two but it still worked, I can even say it worked even better than planned. So don't even think for one second that she did anything to me or would harm me like that. As a side effect of that ritual Kura is able to go outside of the seal in this temporary body. She has some of her powers but unfortunately it still isn't permanent. As for what she wants well, tell the old man just what you want Kura-chan."

"Are you sure Naruto-kun? I don't think his perverted mind could take that." replied Kura nearly purring.

"Not those kind of things Kura, I meant, god, just tell him already."

"Fine" pouted Kura," I don't want anything except for Naruto to be safe and maybe be able to do some thing with him. Beside that I might want to kill a person or two but first of all comes Naruto-kun's safety"

That did it, it was official Sarutobi's mind had come to a complete and utter standstill not able to start up again or formulate any kind of plan. The legendary Kyuubi no Kitsune was sitting in his sofa, snuggling with his assumed grandson Naruto and Hinata, had just told him she only wanted Naruto safe and that was it. Though that remark of killing a few certain people did disturb him it seemed like the Kyuubi held no ill will towards his village. After a few minutes of digesting everything and rebooting his mind again Sarutobi decided that he trusted the blond more than he should and seeing as the Kyuubi clearly held no ill will towards the village or him….

The hokage sighed again, how was he going to explain this to the council, he could already see the tons of paperwork this was going to cause again. "Fine, as it is clear that you are of no threat to us, I'll allow you to be whatever the hell it is that you are now, however should you seem to be corrupting Naruto or make any aggressive moves other that self defence towards anyone of this village, then I will be forced to take actions. I presume you have a plan to explain just how you came to be here?" asked the Hokage finally only to get a bright smile from Naruto in return, that at least made him feel a lot better.

"Sure do old man, you know as well as I do that I'm the last Uzumaki alive. We'll just tell the council that Kura here is a guardian of the Uzumaki line, she had only just heard that there was still a survivor left and so came here as soon as possible. We immediately hit it of and she helped with the pranks because she was there anyway to protect me. OH and if you're wondering she's a illusion queen and can use the Kitsune-hi ninjutsu as well."

The Hokage just sighed again," Fine, I'll feed that story to the council, just hope they buy it. Now what is your status going to be," said the Hokage turning back towards Kura," do you want to become a shinobi of the leaf as well?"

"No thanks, Hokage-sama, due to me not having a complete corporal body that can be far away from Naruto for too long, it wouldn't work out. I'll just be a guardian like the cover-up says. I can fight in this though I'm nowhere near the power as I was before the sealing, I think I'm somewhere around mid to high jounin." Finished Kura.

Getting only a nod from the Hokage in return, Naruto spoke once more. "Well now that you now everything, we can finally go home, I need my sleep. Bye old man."

"Bye Hokage-san/dono." also said Kura and Hinata before they both shunshined after their boyfriend, leaving the Hokage still immobilised.

"Wait damnit, you still haven…" however before the Hokage could scream more about leaving him immobilised, could he feel himself back in control of his extremities. The hokage sighed again, that boy, I just hope he knows what he's doing.

Author's note.

And CUT. That's a wrap folks. Sorry for the short chappie but I wanted to get you guys updated again. Plus I also wanted Kura to finally be able to be around some more and thus came up with this. Hope it isn't too bad. I wrote this during this night and it is now 6 AM so I'm off to bed now. hope you like it.

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