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A/N: Hello. I just want everyone to give out prays for the victims in the Philippines after that typhoon. No one from my family was there, but I feel very sorry for the people who's wives, parents, or husbands were there and were injured or killed. Also, do me a favor and look up Batkid. It's really sweet.

Only when Ron had stopped chanting did Hermione set up the next scene. When she say down, she realized that Draco had his arm draped "casually" across her shoulder.

(Cast exits except for Harry Ron and Hermione, and enter Ginny)

GINNY: Ron!You were supposed to take me to Madame Malkins and use those sickles mum gave you for my robe fittings!

Everyone laugh at the girl on screen who was wearing a red wig and had a really...peerky attitude. Ginny, however, was on the couch with her head between her hands, muttering,"it's that nightmare all over again." No one knew what it meant...

HARRY: Uhh, Who's this? (asks to Ron)

RON: Oh, This is stupid dumb little sister Ginny,

"Wow Ron, I never knew you cared so much," Ginny said sarcastically.

"Well, now you know," Ron smiled happily. Ginny just though,I wonder who that backfired for more.

she's a freshman. Ginny this is Harry, Potter this is Harry Potter.

GINNY: Ohh, your Harry Potter! Your the boy who lived!

"Oh no," Ginny said,"it's that me. I don't like that me, I like me me. Hermione, get rid of that me. You don't like that me either."

HARRY: Yeah your Ginny.

GINNY: Its Ginevra.

"No," Ginny yelled," my name is Ginny. Why did my mother have to name me that other awful name."

(holds hand out for a hand shake but harry ignores it)

HARRY: Cool, Ginny's fine.

RON: (Claps hands above Ginnys head) Stupid sister! Don't crowd the famous friend!

HERMIONE: Hey do you guys hear music or something?

CHO+POSSE: (Enter doing their little dance) Cho Chang, Domo Arigato, Cho CHang. Gung hey fat Choy Chang, Happy happy new year. Cho Chang!

Everyone was laughing. Cho was smiling. At least they had a cute Asian playing her.

GINNY: Who's that?

RON: Thats Cho Chang, the girl Harry's totally been in love with since freshman year.

Cho raised her eyebrows. She liked Harry, but she missed Cedric. Harry reminded her to much of him. Plus, she, Hermione, and a lot of other girls were having a bet on when Ginny and Harry would get together. She had already lost, so she was hoping Hermione would win. That meant the two girls had to get them together by the end of summer.

HERMIONE: Yeah but he wont say anything to her.

RON: Yeah, well you never tell a girl you like her it makes you look like an idiot!

"Amen," every boy in the room said, only to blush at the girls questioning looks.

GINNY: (Walks over to the group of girls) Konichiwa Cho, Chang. It is good to meet you. My name is Ginny Weasley(Says it all very distinctly to lavender)

"I'm an idiot."

"No your not," Dumbledore said to the red head,"your character is."

LAVENDER: Bitch, I aint Cho Chang!

RON: Thats Lavender Brown! (Claps hand over Ginnys head) Racist sister!

"Lavender isn't Asian," Ron said," and I don't think Cho even knows her."

"I don't," Cho agreed.

CHO: Hey Hey, its alright. I'm Cho Chang Ya'll.

Everyone was laughing their heads off. "Really," Cho cried," I talk nothing like that. I'm not southern."

"Calm down," Ginny said," it's like me and my character. We're so different it's funny."

HARRY: She is totally perfect.

RON: Too bad she's dating Cedric Diggory though Huh?

Everyone bowed their heads and Cho had tears in her eyes.

HARRY: What? Who the hell is Cedric Diggory? Who is that guy? What is he, who is he?

"We get it," Snape said," you don't know who he is!"

CEDRIC: (Enter Cedric pushing Harry and Ron Out of the way) Oh Cho Chang, I am so in love with Cho Chang! From Bangcock to Ding Dang! I sing my love aloud, for Cho Chang! (Exit while running after Cho and posse)

"He didn't really do that, did he?" Draco asked, fear in his eyes.

"No," Cho laughed," if he did, I would have broken up with and ran away screaming."

HARRY: Man I hate that guy! I hate him!

Harry was then hit by three pillows.

RON: So are we going to go get them robes or not!

GINNY: Yes alright! I'm coming!

RON: God sister!

"You are mean," Ginny yelled at her brother.

"it's not me!"

(Exit Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny. Enter Neville from right and Crabbe and Goyle from left)

GOYLE: (Bumping into Neville) Present your arm nerd!

"He talks," Draco said, confused.

(Neville puts arm out) Indian-burn hex!

"He knows a spell."

(ENTER TRIO AND GINNY)

RON: Oh, Crabbe and Goyle.

HARRY: (walks up to Crabbe and Goyle) Hey why don't you leave Neville Longbottom alone?

GOYLE: Well, if it isn't Harry Potter. You think all because your famous, you can boss everyone around!

Everyone chuckled. Harry was nothing like that.

HARRY: No I just don't think its cool for guys like you picking on guys like Neville, I mean c'mon.

GOYLE: Well, you know what I think? I think glasses are for nerds!(Goyle take Harrys glasses) We hate nerds! (Breaks glasses)

CRABBE: And girls!

RON: Oh, you don't mess with Harry Potter, he defeated the Dark Lord when he was just a baby.

"You say that as you're cowering behind me," Hermione chuckled.

HERMIONE: Alright, everyone just calm down. Occulus Reparo! (Glasses are fixed)

HARRY: Whoa cool!

"You really need to learn that spell," Hermione said.

"I know it. I just forget it when I need it," Harry claimed. Boys!

HERMIONE: Now, lets leave these big Baby childish jerks alone!

"Nice insult, Hermione," Draco smirked, then saw everyone staring at him. "What?"

"You called me Hermione."

"So," Draco said, blushing,"that's you name, right?"

"Yes, but, erh, never mind."

DRACO: (Enters from left) Did somebody say Draco Malfoy?

For a single second, there was utter silence. Not a word. No birds sang. No cars beeped. No dogs barked. Then, all Hades broke lose(A/N: Percy Jackson reference:)). Everyone was laughing, even Snape. Dumbledore was on full twinkle mode. Draco Malfoy was a GIRL!

"Oh my god." "What the hell?" were the general sentences thrown around. Ron and Harry were rolling on the floor. Ginny knocked her soda, which had its cap screwed on, off the table. Cho had somehow ended up laughing so hard, she was upside down in her chair. Hermione had her arm on Draco's shoulder to keep from falling on the floor, and she had tears flowing down her cheeks. Draco was red in the face from laughing, too. It was funny!

Dumbledore was chuckling and the light in his eyes were very close to the brightness of the sun. Snape had a weird laugh, it was Ha-ha-ha but deep, broken, and scratchy. Once everyone had calmed down(which was a half-hour later) everyone was seated in the same place.

Crabbe Goyle, be a pip and go pay for my robes will you. So Potter, back for another year at Hogwarts are you? Well maybe this year, you'll wisen up and hang out with a higher caliber wizard? (strikes funny pose)

Everyone was laughing, more from what had happened a little while ago.

HARRY: No way Malfoy! Ron and Hermione are my best friends in the whole wide world and I wouldn't trade them for anything. (puts arms around them and ginny tries to join but Ron pushes her away)

"Really, Ron."

"Sorry."

DRACO: Have it your way then. Wait- Don't tell me! Red hair, hand-me-down clothes and a stupid complexsion. You must be a Weasley!

"So?" Ron and Ginny asked.

"Sorry," Draco said," Dad just taught me that since I was born. You guys seem cool. Though, I can't say the same for Percy." The two glared at the mention of Percy. But everyone had one thing on their minds. What had happened to Draco Malfoy? Like I said earlier, you could keep reading, read the summary, or read my profile. I added a choice.

"RON: Oh my God, lay off Malfoy! She may be a pain in the ass okay, But she's my pain in the ass!

"Again, I had no idea you cared so much," Ginny said.

DRACO: Well isn't this cute! Its like a little loser family!

"Forget the loser part, and you'd be right," Harry said.

(Exit Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny and enter Crabbe and Goyle) Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs. Luckily next year, I'll be transfered to Pigfarts!

"How do you know of Pigfarts?" Dumbledore asked, jokingly.

"I've never heard of such a thing."

(starts to sing) This year you'll bet, I'm gonna get out of here, the reign of Malfoy is drawing near. I'll have the greatest wizard career, and its gonna be Totally Awesome!

"Not me, too," Draco said gravely.

Look out world for the dawn of the day, where everyone will do Whatever I say, and Potter wont be in my way. And then I'll be the one who is totally awesome!

GOYLE: Yeah you'll be the one who is totally Awesome!

CHOO CHOO!

HERMIONE: C'mon guys we're gonna miss the train!

"Don't want that to happen again," Harry and Ron said.

(cast comes on stage and forms thress lines and act as a train)

ALL:(SING) Who knows how fast, this years gonna go? Hand me a glass let the butterbeer flow.

"I could use some butter beer," Ginny said. Just as she said it, eight butter beers appeared on the table.

HARRY: Maybe at last, I'll talk to Cho!

RON: No way that would be way too awesome!

Everyone laughed at that.

ALL: We've come to learn everything that we can. Its great to come back to where we began. And he we are, and ALAKAZAM! Here we go, this is totally awesome! (the train separates and some grab benches and get into two lines facing each other.) So come and teach us everything you know. The summers over and we are itching to go. (everybody stops)

NEVILLE: I think we're ready for, Albus Dumbledor!

ALL: Ahhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh (Enter Dumbledor)

DUMBLEDOR: Welcome!

Everyone was laughing. It wasn't as funny as Draco, but it was still pretty funny. The guys had a fake beard, purple robe and hat, and was wearing sandals.

(Holds the come for 9beats) All of you to Hogwarts! I welcome all of you to school. Did you know that here at Hogwarts, we've got a hidden swimming pool!

"Do we?" Ron asked.

"Maybe, if you asked for one while passing the room of requirement."

Welcome welcome welcome Hogwarts. Welcome hotties nerds and tools. Now that I've got you here at Hogwarts, (Speaks) I'd like to go over just a couple of rules. My name is Albus Dumbledor and I am Headmaster of Hogwarts. You can all call me Dumbledor, well I suppose you could also call me Albus if you wanted a detention, Nah I'm just kidding, I'll expell you if you call me Albus!

"Really?" Harry asked.

"Do you want to bet it?"

(albus moves to the back of the stage)

ALL: Back to witches and wzards and magical beasts, to goblin and ghosts and some magical feasts. Its all that I love and its all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts. Back to spells and enchantments potions and friends, To-

GRIFFINDORS: Griffindor!

All the Gryiffindors cheered.

HUFFLEPUFFS: Hufflepuff!

RAVENCLAWS: Ravenclaw!

Cho smiled,"Woho."

SLYTHERINS: Slytherin!

Draco just smirked.

ALL: Back to the place where our story begins, at Hogwarts, Hogwarts!

DUMBLEDOR: I'm sorry, what's its name?

ALL: Hogwarts, Hogwarts!

DUMBLEDOR: I didn't hear you kids!

ALL: Hogwarts, Hogwarts!

HARRY: Man I'm glad I'm back! (casts stands at the front of stage with wands in air)

Everyone cheered. Ron went back to chanting," Next scene, next scene." It was annoying. Harry went to get the next scene ready.

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