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Chapter Six: No Fairytale Stories
"When I was a little girl, I wanted my life to be like the movies, and then I realized my dreams were just as fake and delusional as those movies."- HollyWould
Alice's POV
I wiped the sweat off my brow. Lunch hour rush was crazy! But this was TGI Friday's, this place is always packed! Ugh! I just got done cleaning up a table to set up for my new patrons. I'm so glad the cops didn't distribute my information on the news while talking about Lamiltion. They did dust the gun for his prints and ruled it clear cut suicide case. I'm also glad Riley wasn't involved; his career doesn't need to be tarnished for me. Mom and the chief investigator insisted I'd go to therapy to deal with such a traumatic experience, but I refused. I was shaken up yes, but they made it sound like I would go crazy or something. Sirayah was the only therapist I needed; I assured her as well as the chief I'd be fine. I walked up to the front to great my new table.
"Hello, my name is Alice and I'll be your waitress this afternoon, please follow me." It was three girls, scantily clad no less…and for some reason they all gave me slanted looks. I shrugged it off though.
"Okay, can I get you guys started with drinks?" I pulled out my pen and pad.
"We saw you at the mall with Escobar, bitch, what were you doing with our man? We also heard you dating him." One of the hoodrats stated. I gritted my teeth; these hoes will not make me lose my job.
"Miss, I'll have to ask you to refrain from my personal life. And Riley doesn't know you."
"Ahhhh shit, look at ha, she calls him by his government name…lookin' ass broad." The other with the wanna be Nina Star orange weave laughed. My co-worker Penelope gripped my wrist firmly and led me from the table.
"Damn, I was hoping I'd catch you before you ran into them, they asked for you after asking for your name. It was fishy to me, but I had a table to do, I was going to warn you. I can get this table."
"Fine." I said as we switched out. How could they hear I was dating him? I don't know, but all I know is these thirsty ass bitches need to mind their gat damn business. I'm not shaky on a bitch, I cut em' up. Coming at me at my job, I'm surrounded by knives ho, don't test me. Those girls reminds me of Nicole's stank ass; just because I'm quiet don't mean I can't choke yo ass out. I was so mad; I asked to take a breather in the back parking lot. After a solid 20 minutes, I went back inside and back to work. They were still there and was staring at me the entire time. I was ready to stab their eyes out! The fuck you lookin at? I was rubbing away at a table furiously when I heard a familiar laugh.
"Damn baby, you cleanin that shit huh?" I looked up to see Riley.
"Riley? What are you doing here!" I shouted, but not loud enough to make a scene…but hell people were already buzzing about him being in the building.
"Came to see you, duh girl. When you get off?"
"An hour."
"Cool. I'll wait outisde." Just as he turned around, all three of those hoes were in his face.
"Hey Esco! We're you're biggest fans! Come sit with us."
"Ya'll sholl is my biggest fans, you bitches need to cancel the tight outfits. It's all ways the fat hoes with the revealing outfits. Stop it! Ya'll cottage cheese hanging out your shorts and shit." He walked right passed them, having the restaurant in a laughing fit. They threw daggers at me and walked up to me.
"Ho, you think you all that, Esco don't want your ugly ass! Perm your damn hair, you nappy bitch!" I was ready to scrap when Riley jumped in between us having heard them right before he had the chance to leave.
"Ya'll so strong, three on one. You betta back the fuck up!" he yelled at them. Security came and escorted those chicken heads off the property. The manager said I could leave early, but I had not lost my job. I was relived. While I was walking with Riley, he was howling.
"Damn! You were gonna take on all three? You a tough one." He smiled at me.
"I'm not scared of hoodrat bitches." I said still flustered. "I'm tired of being pushed around by women like that."
"Those weren't women, they were bitches." He was serious. I sighed as I leaned against the car door. He looked at me puzzled when I didn't get in right away.
"Uhm…hello? Earth to Al? Get in the car, let's ride."
"Riley…I don't think I can do this. I can't have girls wanting to fight me every single day because I miraculously was able to meet you." Riley walked from his side of the car to mine.
"So you really gonna let other people rule your future?" he folded his arms.
"Riley! You don't understand! This stress isn't what I need right now! I-"
"Quit your job. Fuck the money, I got you." Riley has been sending me money for mom like he said he'd do, but I still feel un ease about it, and today I was proven why.
"Just leave this place. I can move you and your mom to a penthouse over in Baltimore. I want to take this further with you Alice, damn girl, can't you understand that? For the past few weeks you been fuckin' with me real tough…and I can't just drop it…I'on want to either." He sighed.
"My life is hectic, but I learned not to give a fuck. People gon' talk Alice, no matter what, so fuck it. You and I know what's up, isn't that the only thing that should matter?"
I sighed and looked up at him. I can't lie and say I didn't want Riley, but I could say I didn't want what all that came with him. These groupies…the rumors…tabloids…I can't see how he's manage to remain as sane as is now.
"Yeah but—"
"It sounds like you're running away Alice, I thought you wanted to walk with me?"
"…I'm sorry." I felt tears coming, and the crazy thing is…I have no idea why. They could very well be frustrated tears.
"It's just…a lot has been on my plate…and I'm tired of having to fight people." Riley wiped my tears away with his thumb.
"Don't cry, I'll have ya back. Believe that. I promise you I won't send you out here alone. But along the way, you got to toughen up that backbone of yours. If you won't back down from a fight, then you shouldn't run from gossipin' ass females. Fuck them."
I smiled, "Yeah…okay."
I could feel it, what was starting between me and Riley…it was real. It was real the night we met. As rocky as we're starting out, I'm still certain. Eventually, everyone will know, eventually, everyone will see me…but I won't give up my Riley Freeman for no bitch. Trust that.
Gossip Ring via Twitter:
'Oh my! So I sleuthed out Escobar's mystery woman. Her name is Alice Stone…peep this guys…she's a waitress! TGI Friday's no less! Hahaha, ahh look out, Esco tryanna get those boneless hotwings on discount! Haha! But watch out ladies, I also heard she can get a little feisty. Sources said she mouthed off to a couple of chicks on the clock. You know what they say…those who bark the loudest….' -Tonya
Comments:
'A waitress? This nigga can't do no better than a low budget ass waitress? C'mon Escobar, get yo weight up.'
'I guess next it'll be announced Huey's dating a bus driver, seriously, what the fuck are these guys doing?'
'My baby Escobar can do so much better than a damn waitress! What does this girl look like? Psssh, gold diggin ass.'
'…All of you fail at life.'
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Jazmine's POV
'Ladies and Gentlemen, performing her smash hit that has been burning up music stations everywhere, S&M, please welcome HollyWoooooood!'
The lights flashed red and white as they revealed me. I was wearing a black corset top that showed my stomach, with black shorts and thigh high stocking with garters attached with red platform heels. I felt empowered as I began to sing and dance:
Na na na na na Come on
Na na na na na Come on
Na na na na na Come on
Na na na Come on, come on, come on
Na na na na Come on Na na na
Come on
Na na na na na Come on Na na na
Come on, come on, come on
Na na na na na
Feels so good being bad (Oh oh oh oh oh)There's no way I'm turning back (Oh oh oh oh oh) Now the pain is my pleasure 'cause nothing could measure (Oh oh oh oh oh)
Love is great, love is fine (Oh oh oh oh oh) Out the box, outta line (Oh oh oh oh oh) The affliction of the feeling leaves me wanting more (Oh oh oh oh oh)
'Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it Sticks and stones may break my bones But chains and whips excite me
'Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it Sticks and stones may break my bones But chains and whips excite me
Na na na Come on, come on, come on I like it-like it
Come on, come on, come on I like it-like it
Come on, come on, come on I like it-like it (Na na na)
Come on, come on, come on I like it-like it
Love is great, love is fine (Oh oh oh oh oh) Out the box, outta line (Oh oh oh oh oh)
The affliction of the feeling leaves me wanting more (Oh oh oh oh oh)
'Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it Sticks and stones may break my bones But chains and whips excite me
Na na na Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it Come on, come on, come on I like it-like it (Na na na)
Come on, come on, come on I like it-like it Come on, come on, come on I like it-like it
S-S-S & M-M-M S-S-S & M-M-M
Oh, I love the feeling you bring to me, oh, you turn me on It's exactly what I've been yearning for, give it to me strong And meet me in my boudoir, make my body say ah ah ah I like it-like it
Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it Sticks and stones may break my bones But chains and whips excite me
Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it Sticks and stones may break my bones But chains and whips excite me
Na na na Come on, come on, come on I like it-like it
Come on, come on, come on I like it-like it (Na na na)
Come on, come on, come on I like it-like it
Come on, come on, come on I like it-like it
S-S-S & M-M-M S-S-S & M-M-M S-S-S & M-M-M S-S-S & M-M-M
People cheered and applauded for my hard work! I felt good, now work was done, it was time to party! I ran and hugged Cindy when I went backstage.
"Yay! When did you get back from Moscow?"
"Two hours ago, girl, I can't come to your after party, a bitch needs some sleep!" I frowned.
"Really?" I asked sadly. She nodded.
"I'm sorry, I'm just so tired." She followed me to my dressing room. I sat in front of my vanity to check my makeup.
"Hey Cindy…I heard from Tonya Huey was seen with someone…you know who?"
"Yo I was meaning to talk to you about your interview with that broad. C'mon….Riley is gonna hear about that soon enough. Chill with that noise Jazz…you promised me you wouldn't do that anymore. Caesar wants to warn you and said if Riley makes a diss track he's gonna-"
"He'll do what? And Caesar is the last person to talk about diss tracks and shit, he has his own dirty laundry."
"….Now what the hell do you mean by that? I know you aren't going to tell MY business while trying to get back at these folks."
"He cheated on you!"
"That was two years ago and I'll appreciate it if you kept your promise and keep your mouth shut about it. That was something me and Michael had to deal with, not the world. I have no idea why you go on that bitch's show anyway. You know how I feel about her."
I heard Cindy sigh behind me. "Jazmine, you're my friend, and they are my friends too. Yeah, I know the girls they're dating, and they are really nice. Stop trying to make everyone around you miserable. Drop it already."
"Why would I be miserable? I have everything I ever wanted. Fame, money, and a legacy I'll no doubt leave behind…go away. You're bothering me." I muttered as I was getting my outfit for the party ready.
"Fine, have fun, Mariah Carey." Cindy slammed the door behind her. I didn't mean to get her mad at me…she's the only friend I have…or had. Whatever, I'll go to this party and get high and drunk to take my mind off of it. Tonight was an ecstasy night for sure. I made one last Tweet before leaving: about to go get wasssted.#funlife
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Riley's POV
I'm sitting here…pissed the fuck off. I was at a radio interview with Vlad Jr Tv, and he's telling me both Tonya AND Jazmine was on my dick last week about Alice. Some shit! Are they like…trying to make me slap them? They really want my Nike up they ass and out their throat.
I just laughed.
"Ahh, Vlad, don't you love chickens?" I shook my head.
"Yeah, seems they have a thing for you and your brother though."
"They love my business because they ain't got any of they own." I said, he just laughed.
"That's no good, but you know here at Vlad TV, you got supports man, I'm loving your song 'How Low Can You Go' and that hot ass collabo you did with Dutch and Nina Star, what else you got up for us?"
"Well I'll release a joint I did with Caesar next month after my album, 'Rags to Riches' come out, ya'll go cop that now…and then, a few more projects, ya'll know a nigga is slow when it comes all that, hahaha but I'mma let you know. Escobar making moves, just know that." Vlad nodded. I got something for Jaz and Tonya's ass. You can bet on that.
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Huey's POV
"Oh, you're leaving for Cali tonight?"
"Yeah…MMA Finals are gonna be next week." I was packing my things that late afternoon.
"Will you miss me?" I turned and smiled. She folded my arms.
"Nah…I don't think I will."
"You know you will. I wish you can come with me." She was about to answer when my cell phone rang. It was Cindy.
"Yo." I said.
"Huey, this is serious…it's about Jazmine." I frowned as I held my finger up at Sirayah and walked to my guest room.
"What now?"
"She said some things about you and Riley earlier, and now Riley knows about it…I thought it was only fair to let you know."
"What the hell she say?"
"It's about the girls." I knew it.
"Tonya?"
"…Yeah."
"Cindy, you need to drop that two faced bitch, who's to say she won't throw you under the bus eventually?" I want to make something perfectly clear. When I was younger, I could not stand Cindy's ass for the life of me. Her ignorance of our culture annoyed me to no end. She would constantly ask me stupid questions and would always ask to play in my hair because it was 'different'. I guess her misguided fascination with the mainstream black culture was innocent, but it was still annoying none the less. Over time I accepted her…it took me 8 years to like her though…and now that she's acting like a real naïve little white girl, she's losing the points she gained.
"Huey I got faith!"
"Faith is irrational."
"God Huey! You always got to be Mr. Know It All don't you! Jazmine has a stick up her ass, but I think I can fix her!"
We were quiet for a while before I spoke again. "I'm just looking out for you." I said.
"I know, I know..." she sighed. She also decided to drop that fake urban accent she so desperately tried to maintain, thankfully.
"I just…hate things the way that they are…I like Al and Ya Ya…you guys deserve happiness as much as the next person…"
"The world doesn't want to see happy people in this business, they want us to suffer." Cindy remained quiet.
"So what are you gonna do? I'm sure Alice and Sirayah will eventually be approached. We both know they will not be portrayed positively."
"Nothing for me to do but tell her, if anything was to go down with Alice, I'm sure Riley would tell me." And speaking of the little Devil himself, he was calling me on the other line.
"Hold on Cindy." I clicked over to Riley.
"What's up?"
"Nigga! Not only did these ugly bitches try to run up on Alice while she was at work, today, I found out Jazmine was on Tonya's show saying some slick shit about us!" he cried.
"Wait what?"
"I know! Something else happened too. I'on know how but…Tonya learned Alice's name and her occupation! She making Alice look poor as hell Huey! I went on her site and they talking about how she's a waitress! I can't believe it! How the fuck she find out? What right these people got talkin' about Al like this? She out here strugglin and they making jokes! I think it was those girls who told her…"
Oh…shit. Cindy was right. Damn, damn, damn!
"Huey…I don't want Alice to drop me because of this shit! I JUST got her to believe that I will work my hardest to keep it as private as possible."
"Don't worry Riley, fuck these folks, let them talk their shit, they're not bold enough to talk about us to our face and if anybody got problems, we'll make it known we'll fuck someone up." Riley was silent.
"….That was so HOOD! I KNEW you had it in you bruh! Look, you inspired a song man…thank you! I mean, I'm HYPE over here; I wanna hit a bitch now! That will be the title of the song, 'Hit a Bitch!'"
"Sounds like a gem." I said flatly. I can't defend him without feeling stupid afterwards. Sigh…that's my brother though, I can't help but love him a tiny bit…okay more than tiny but you know.
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Tonya's POV
"She was dating Lamition Taeshawn too! Wow! This chick could have serious mental issues!" I was sitting down, talking to my new best friend Nicole. She was the one who messaged me on Facebook and I agreed to give her 300,000 dollars to not only tell me the serious dirt on these girls, but to continue as the mole, leaking me information as time progresses.
"Yep, she was there when he had killed himself too. It was all over the news, who knows, she may have had something to do with his murder, killing him so she could get Riley."
"That is fucking delicious!" I wrote all this down. This woman was a gift from God! Hehehe, just wait until the world finds out about this!
DAMN! R&R!