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Ginny fixed up the next scene, then looked at her friend. She was a kind of jealous. Not of the fact Hermione was dating Draco, but because she finally got together with a guy she'd been crushing on for a long time, and Harry…well, she rather not think about it.
(Harry and Hermione are sitting on a bench, Harry with Guitar and Hermione with notepad writing Potions essay. Neville is across the stage on a bench looking at his plant.)
HERMIONE: Harry, don't you think you should be trying to figure out what the first task is gonna be? You could actually die if you're not ready.
HARRY: What? Come on. I mean, can't you just do it for me? Can't you just prepare all of my stuff for me,
Hermione glared at her friend. It was so annoying when him and Ron asked her to do their work for them. And that happened a lot. Why she still hanged out with them, she had no idea.
I mean, what are you doing right now? (all said whilst playing the guitar)
HERMIONE: I'm writing your potions essay.
"You never write our potions essays," Ron said,"we just ask you to proof read them, and then while explaining how to spell something, we trick you into saying the answer."
"YOU do that," Harry said,"I just asked then get hit by a book."
"Because you ask me every question there is," Hermione huffed.
"Miss Granger," Snape drawled,"I forbid you from ever helping these inarticulate morons with their homework ever again, unless you believe they could never get it on their own."
Harry and Ron looked really put out, but Hermione smiled like Christmas had come early.
HARRY: (stops playing) Oh, well do that first cause that's due tomorrow. (Hermione nods) But after that, Can you prepare for the first task, Please?
Everyone rolled their eyes at the teen.
HERMIONE: Ok.
HARRY: Thank you, you are the best. (pokes her nose)
"I know, I know," Harry said, seeing Hermione's face,"Never unless I want my balls hexed off." Hermione smiled and nodded at her friend.
You got it, thank Hermione. (starts to play guitar again.)
(Enter Ginny bouncing a pencil in her fingers)
HARRY: Hey, Ginny, come here, I wanna show you something, come here.
(Ginny walks over)
GINNY: Hey, Harry Potter.
"Not the mystified voice," Ginny cried," get rid of her." Everyone chuckled at the ginger, but ignored her.
HARRY: Listen, I wanna play this song that I'm working on. I met this girl I really, really like and I want her to know that she's really special, so I just wanna know what you think, so just for the purpose of now, 'cause I'm still working on the lyrics.
"This should be interesting," Cho said, seeing both Ginny and Harry blush. Maybe Hermione would win that bet.
I'm gonna put your name, where her name should be, but I don't think its really gonna work out, Well, lets just give me a shot.
"Yeah, Harry," Ron said,"never hurts to try." He probably wouldn't have said that if he knew that Harry had a crush on his little sister.
(Starts to play and sing) Your tall and fun and pretty, your really really skinny, Ginny (scowls) I'm the Mickey to your Minnie, your the tigger to my winny, Ginny, Gonna take you to the city, want to take you out to dinny, Ginny.
"I like this song," Cho and Hermione said, dancing around in their seats.
Your cuter than a guinie Pig, wanna take you out to Winnipig, THATS in Canada! Ginny Ginny Ginn- (Stops singing) You know what, this doesnt work with me at all.
"But, but but," the two girls cried,"it worked perfectly."
But I don't know, how does it make you feel? Emotionally?
GINNY: WOW! Wowee, Harry Potter.
Ginny had started rocking back and forth. Harry thought about patting her head kindly, then decided against it.
HARRY: Don't you think it could kinda, I don't know, make a girl fall in love with me?
GINNY: Oh, I think it already has.
Ron's eyes had widened, but he remained silent.
HARRY: Awesome, 'cause its for Cho Chang! (goes back to playing guitar)
Harry was then hit by a boot and a tennis shoe.
GINNY: Yeah, She's she is beautiful.
"That's probably the only thing my character will say that's true," Ginny said to her friend.
"Thanks," Cho smiled.
HARRY: Are you nuts? Beautiful, more like supermegafoxyawesomehot!
All the guys started laughing. "Never tell Fred and George that," Harry laughed,"they'd say it 24/7."
She's the hottest girl I've ever met. She's far more attractive, far more appealing, far more interesting than any girl that I know, In my imediate group of friends. She's a lot more better and Awesome.
Ginny and Hermione both threw random thing at their friend. Once Harry was hit by some book called House of Hades (A/N:Sorry! I couldn't resist!),he said,"It isn't me! calm down you two."
"Oh,"Ginny said,"we aren't mad at what you character said-"
"We just like throwing things at you,"Hermione smiled. Cho laughed at the two, Dumbledore twinkled, and the rest just thought 'Poor bloke.'
(ginny get upset and plays with hair.)
(Enter Ron)
(Ron walks over stands on bench)
RON: (Carrying bag of potato chips/crisps)Sup Neville! (slaps his head and goes over to his friends.) Move, move, move, move, move (to ginny)
Everyone chuckled at the boy.
Awesome. HEY, Harry what's up? So I was just off stage hanging out with Hagrid,
"Um," Draco frowned,"didn't he just give away the fact that this is a musical."
"Sweety,"Hermione smiled at the blonde," that's the point."
and I was, I err, saw these delivery wizards, bringing giant cages into the dungeons, I don't know what thats for.
"It's a good thing you two are friends with Miss Granger, or else, I'm afraid to say, you'd be dead in five seconds," Dumbledore said to the two boys. The two pouted, but remained silent, while everyone else was laughing the one of the truest statements in history.
HERMIONE: Giant cages? I bet what ever is in those cages has something to do with the first task.
"That proved my point."
Harry, we have to find out what it is.
HARRY: Hey, hey, hey guys, chill. I'm busy. (plays guitar with a stupid face.)
"You're joking,"Harry yelled at the screen," you could die and all you do is play a stupid guitar! IDIOT."
"Harry,"Hermione said,"you realized you practically just called yourself an idiot seeing as you didn't read a single thing that i gave you."
"It would've filled a book. And you have really, really, really, really tiny print."
HERMIONE: (muttered) Harry Potter. (Walks up to him and takes his guitar)
RON+GINNY: NO! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! WOAH WOAH WOAH WAOH!
"Talk about an overreaction,"Snape muttered.
HERMIONE: Guys! Now listen, this could be a matter of life and death.
"Actually,"Cho reasoned,"it's really only a matter about death."
RON: Well, it doesn't matter, because its after hours, okay? And we can't leave the Gryffindor house, we'll probably get in trouble if we do, and even if we do, Shlongbottom
"Ron-"
"I'll apologize next time I see him, okay!"
"I was just going to say that you have toilet paper on your shoe." Everyone laughed as Ron got up to throw it away.
over there will tell on us anyway.
HERMIONE: Neville wont tell.
NEVILLE: Oh yes, I most certainly will.
"Remember first-year?" Harry laughed, which caused Hermione and Ron to join him, and the other to chuckle nervously.
RON: What are we gonna do?
HERMIONE: Simple guys, the cloak.
RON: Of course.
HARRY+RON+GINNY: (all stand) The cloak.
"Not freaky at all," Draco mutter.
"Of course it isn't," Harry, Ron, and Ginny said simultaneously.
GINNY: Wait, what cloak?
RON: Shut up! (claps hands over her head)
The House of Hades book that hit Harry earlier was then thrown at a certain Wealsey.
HARRY: Well, last year, I got a presen left for me -Oh bye Neville- I got a present left to me at my first year at Hogwarts. And, uh, it was left to me, by my Dad, the dad thats dad, my father is dead. I have a dead father. He used this himself, this is my invisibility cloak.
"Yeah we get it. My parents are dead."
RON: Yeah!
GINNY: Oh Boy! Oh wowee Harry Potter! You have a real invivibility cloak. Oh Oh do you know what I would do if I had an invisibility cloak?
"Sneak around Hogwarts and solve mysteries that never happened until I arrived," Harry smiled. Everyone looked thoughtful at the teens thoughts. Nothing had happened that was unusual. In fact, they had never had someone as brave as Harry, loyal as Ron, and smart as Hermione in a long time. The fact that they were all in the same house, all friends when the Dark Lord came back from the dead...why, it was as if it were out of a book.
HARRY: I would, I would kick wiener dogs.
"That's very mean,"Hermione said.
RON: And I would pretend to be a ghost and I would scare mean people.
"Also mean," Ginny added.
HERMIONE: I'd use it to avoid ever having to face my reflection in the mirror.
"And that's just sad,"Cho finished.
HARRY: Thats a good one.
"No it's not."
GINNY: Well, actually, I was gonna say that I would use it to fake my own death and watch people cry at the funeral.
"That's a combination of the two," Draco noted.
HARRY: Okay, anyway. lets get out of here, before Neville gets back. (all start to head for the door)
RON: Woah woah woah woah, where do you think your going?
GINNY: Umm, with you guys?
RON: No no no, no way, no kid sisters allowed, okay? (claps hands above head with tongue sticking out)
"Fine then,"Ginny said,"I'll have Hermione sneak me in."
"You do realize that once you get under the cloak, we could see you, right?"Harry asked.
"I knew that."
Besides, theres only enough room under this cloak for two people. (hermione looks sad) So, errr, come on Hermione, come on.
"So I don't count as a person..."
(Hermione gives guitar to ginny)
GINNY: (SINGS) The way his hair falls in his eyes,
Ginny eyes widened and she instantly started blushing. This was going to be so embarrassing.
makes me wonder if he, ever sees through my disguise, and I'm under his spell. Everything is falling, and I don't know where to land, everyone knows who he is, but they don't know who I am. (SINGS TO GUITAR) Haaaaaaaaaaarry. Haaaaaaaaaaaarry.
Well, Ginny thought, she can belt(sp) a note, can't she?
Why can't you see, what your doing to me? I've seen you conquer certain death, even when your just standing there, you take away my breath, and maybe.
Ginny's face was currently matching her hair, and Harry wasn't that far off.
Some day you'll hear my song and, understand that all along, theres something more that i'm trying to saaaayy! Then I say! Haaaaaaaaaaaarry! Haaaaaaaarry! Why can't you see, what your doing to me? (hugs guitar) What your doing to me? (sighs) what your doing to me.
"Well," Cho said after a pause,"that was something."
When Hermione tries to get up to change the scene, Draco asked,"Can I try?"
"Sure," Hermione smile,"knock yourself out."
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