Disclaimer: I may be blonde and can do a really good British accent, but I'm not J.K. Rowling. I'm also not Starkid.
A/N: Again, I will apologize if I suck at romance. Also, sorry about the wait. I had writing assessments this week, I tried out for our spring play (didn't get the part though :'( ), also needed to prepare for a speech contest in my class(which I got second place for!), plus I was hanging out with a friend. Sorry.
"What button do you push?"
"You don't press a button, you use the mouse."
"The what?"
Everyone, minus Draco, was in their seats, trying not to laugh, though they were failing miserably, as Hermione tried to explain how to work the computer. While Harry was laughing, he thought about the last scene. It had made him think that Ginny did like him, but what if that, like everything else in the musical, was just something that could create a laugh. As he looked around, he saw everyone was looking at the couple, so that meant no one would be looking at him or Ginny.
"Hey, Ginny," he said in a light tone.
"Hi," she replied,"sorry about the last scene, if it embarrassed you at all or-"
"No, it was a cool song."
"Oh, okay," she said, sounding a little down. He then started thinking about everything Hermione had told him about girls, but he came up blank. So, he decided, wing it.
"Um," he started,"so... Hows Hogwarts?"
"Good,"she replied, a little weirded out,"Harry, if you have something to say, say it."
Here it goes, he thought,"Wouldyouliketobemygirlfriend?"
"What?"
Slow down, he told himself,"Would you like to be my girlfriend? You know, like, go on dates and stuff?"
Ginny was trying not to smile. Hermione had told her that Harry just needed a push in the right direction. And this musical had pushed him. "Oh, um," she said, trying to sound nonchalant, but failing miserably,"yeah. I mean yes. Yes."
"Really?"
"Yeah I said it three times now."
He happily decided to give her a little peak on the lips, and it just so happened that Cho had, at that exact moment, looked at the couple, then she squealed, which caused everyone to look at them. The reactions were pretty funny. Hermione had moved to talk to Cho, and the two were giggling about something. Ron had a look an his face that said "Really, Mate?". Snape, Dumbledore, and Draco were obviously thinking "I was wondering when this would happen."
Ron was the first to react. "Really mate? You couldn't have had a crush on someone else's sister?"
"Technically I do,"Harry smiled,"I'm not just dating your sister, but Fred's, George's, Percy's, Bill's, and Charlie's sister."
"Nice one, Potter," Draco laughed,"I mean, Harry."
Everyone was quiet when the two girls stood up. Cho spoke first,"We have spoken of the relationship of Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter. We have ruled that we shall allow it."
"But," Hermione continued," Harry should be aware of the consequences if he hurts Ginny at all. The punishment is to be locked in a room with me,"
"and me for an hour. And you will not be allowed a wand." The two sat where they stood, so Cho sat on the chair and Hermione sat on the floor, then scooted back to the couch and sat next to Ginny. While that happened, everyone imagined what would happen to Harry. The funny thing is, Harry almost considered switching punishments with Draco, but decided against it. He would never be Voldemorts sex slave.
"So," Draco said,"now that that's done, how does this work?"
Hermione sighed at her boyfriend,"You see the square at the bottom of the computer. That's the mouse-"
"It doesn't look like a mouse."
"Anyway, you use that to control the arrow on the screen. Now you click on the next scene."
Once Draco had set up the next scene, he did a little happy dance, then sat down and kissed Hermione for "Putting up with him" as he put it. The professors looked at the couples. They were pretty cute. Both boys had their arms wrapped around their girlfriend. The girls were resting their heads on their boyfriend's shoulder. I repeat, cute. They stopped thinking about that, because the scene had started.
(Enter Quirrel with Voldy on back)
QUIRREL: Master Master! The shippings for the first task of the tournament have just arrived!(Quirrel removes turban)
VOLDEMORT: Yes I know, Quirrel. I hear everything that you hear.
"That's probably true," Ron noticed while laughing.
QUIRREL: Isn't it wonderful Master? We made sure that Harry Potter's name was drawn from the cup and soon he will be ours.
"Just curious," Harry said,"is every scene going to talk about killing me?"
Harry got the short answer from everyone,"Yes!"
VOLDEMORT: Yesss.
"See," Hermione said," even Voldemort agrees."
Its really happening isn't it Quirrel? You know, with the plan going so well, I feel like maybe we should celebrate. What do you say Quirrel? Hows about we go out; I hear its karaoke night down at the Hog's Head.
"Is there karaoke at the Hog's Head?"Cho asked.
"Yes,"Dumbledore answered,"In fact, I think there is a karaoke contest tonight, if you wish to go."
QUIRREL: I don't know, I have all these papers to grade, and I've been giving so much attention to this 'Revenge' plan, that I'm really behind.
VOLDEMORT: Ahh, Come on Quirrel! You've been working so hard all year, you deserve a night off.
QUIRREL: But the papers.
VOLDEMORT: Oh, Just give them all B-'s and be done with it!
"Noooooooo,"Hermione and Cho cried. Then Cho asked,"What's a B-?"
"Acceptable."
"Nooooooooooooo."
QUIRREL: Now that evil. (smiles)
"It's really evil," Hermione and Cho pouted and everyone just laughed at them. Then, got hit by pillows. The girls had good aim.
VOLDEMORT: Well, yeah thanks. I am the Dark Lord. Come on, just a few drinks, hey we'll try to pick up some chicks!
"Don't," was the general comment. No one wanted to imagine Voldemort hooking up with a girl.
QUIRREL: I wouldn't know what to say, I'm no good at that.
VOLDEMORT: Come on it'll be fun! You just move your lips and I'll do the talking.
"That doesn't sound like it would work," Cho frowned,"what if Quirrel mouthed flower and he said green?" Everyone smiled at the ravenclaw. She could be quite funny at times.
(thinks about it) QUIRREL, Man, Listen! I may just be a paresite on the back of your head literally devouring your soul every time you take a breath,
"Well," Harry frowned," that sounds fun."
but I can See that, your too good a guy not to have a bit of FUN once in a while. You deserve this.
QUIRREL: Well, if you put it that way then, yeah lets just go wild tonight.
VOLDEMORT: Haaargh! (sticks tongue out and shakes head)
"I hope he doesn't really do that," Draco said, and everyone else looked truly frightened.
That's the spirit Squirrel! Put on a fresh pair of wizard shorts and grab you tunic, Quirrel, we're gonna get you laid. Seriously man, back when I had a body, woof, I had mad game with the bitches. Just ask Bellatrix Lestrange! (exit Quirrel and Voldemort)
"Seriously," Draco said,"that's my aunt," then he thought for a second,"Can I disown my aunt?" Everyone laughed at the blonde, even though he was asking a serious question.
(Enter Harry Ron and Hermione under pink cloak)
RON: Well, err, this cloak isn't as big as it used to be.
"Yeah," Harry sighed, along with Ron and Hermione,"if only the cloak would grow when we grow."
(Enter Draco Crabbe and Goyle)
HERMIONE: Shhh, someones coming! (Draco looks around)
DRACO: Did you just hear something?
GOYLE: (quietly) No. Only quiet. Maybe, one rain drop.
"That sounded strangely poetic," Hermione frowned.
DRACO: No matter. Tell me Goyle, Who do you think is the ugliest girl in school?
Everyone groaned, knowing what was coming up.
GOYLE: Uhh, Oh, Buckbeak, for sure.
"Buckbeak's a boy," Harry frowned.
DRACO: Right, right. Crabbe?
CRABBE: Uhh, Winky the house elf.
"She's actually really cute," Hermione frowned at the screen.
DRACO: Oh, good one. Obscure. You know who I think is the ugliest girl in school? That Hermione Granger.
Everyone groaned, though Ron punished Draco by throwing the House of Hades book at him. Sadly, he missed, causing it to land on the floor, and Hermione to yell," My book!" then pick it up and hit him over the head with it. No one messed with her books.
You know what I would give her on a scale of one-ten. With one being the ugliest and ten being pretty. I would give her and 8. And 8.5, yeah nope, but not over a 9.8,
"Isn't he saying she's pretty?" Hermione asked, confused.
"That's the point," Draco smiled, and Hermione rolled her eyes at his cheesiness.
there's always room for improvement. Not everyone's perfect, like me, thats why I'm holding out for a 10!
"And there's the Draco Malfoy we all know and hate," Harry said, smiling like the chestery(sp) cat.
Because, I'm worth it. Come on lets go. (walks infront of the three and quickly avoids them.)
"At least they're that lucky," Ron muttered, remembering all the times they had to run to make sure no one ran into them.
RON: Wow, what a bunch of jerks.
Draco raised an eyebrow at Ron, who was just laughing.
HERMIONE: Alright, Now forget them, now where did you say you saw them crates being delivered?
RON: Now, I think they were being delivered to the auditorium
"We have an auditorium?" Cho asked, confused.
so they should be at the end of this hallway and to the left. (all start walking on the spot)
RON: Look!
HERMIONE: A goat?
HARRY: A goat? Oh my god I have to fight a goat? I don't know if I can do that morally.
"Knowing the wizarding world," Harry said," it could probably turn into a manticore, or something,"
(Enter Snape and Dumbledore)
SNAPE: And the goats have all been sent off for feeding time, Headmaster.
DUMBLEDORE: Feeding time? Dragons don't want to be fed, they want to hunt!
"True," Ron said, remembering what Charlie said about them.
"Ron," Ginny said,"you do realize that you just seemed more concerned for the dragon that Harry right?"
Ron decided not to answer.
HARRY: Did he just say dragons?
SNAPE: Did you just say, 'Did he just say Dragons'?
Everyone laughed at Snape, who frowned.
DUMBLEDORE: I must have, because anybody else hiding in this room would have known to. Shut. Up. Potter.
"Very subtle, Dumby," Dumbledore said. To himself. The man has issues.
SNAPE: Headmaster, do you really think it wise to have children fight dragons?
DUMBLEDORE: No, Snape, I don't think its wise to do anything anymore. Why, here I am alive and well today and I could very well be killed by you tomorrow.
That caused a nervous chuckle in the room.
SNAPE: (busy doing something but snaps it shut) Why thats obsurd!
DUMBLEDORE: Lets go to bed. (Taking his hand.) Have you ever seen my room? I've got some pretty kickin' posters on my wall. (Walks towards the three and they gasp but the let go of hands in a yawn)
"Did he just-"
"Yes."
"So there going to-"
"Probably."
"Can I obliviate myself?"
"No, you cannot."
SNAPE: Well, I am rather tired. (Exit Snape and Dumbledore)
HARRY: Aww man, I have to fight a dragon? This is bogus!
"Bogus?" Ron and Draco asked Hermione.
"What are you looking at me for? Ask Ginny."
"Don't ask me, ask Siri."
Hermione then picked up an IPhone, pressed the middle button and asked,"What does bogus mean?"
A monotone voice answered," Having a misleading appearance."
Hermione looked at the boys with a look that said'Does that answer your question?'. They both nodded.
HERMIONE: Ohh.
HARRY: How can I fight a dragon? I'm just a little kid.
"No I'm not."
"You were at the time, though."
HERMIONE: I don't know.
RON: Oh, well maybe it wont be that bad Harry, I mean, like maybe you just have to fight, like, Muchou from Mulan, or like-
"I love Muchou," Hermione smiled.
HARRY: No.
RON: I don't know Maybe, Maybe like Puff the magic dragon or-.
"Him, not so much."
HERMIONE: Ron, this is serious okay? Harry could die. Now, look, there's still time, alright, we just need to figure out a plan.
HARRY: Okay, well we should probably do that back in the common room, where's- wait where's the cloak?
"Oh good lord," the trio muttered. That thing was their pride and joy.
RON: Well I threw it on that agical walking chai-Ohh crap.
Harry and Hermione sent him a "If you do that in real life, we life freaking kill you'. Ron received the message loud and clear.
HARRY: Well thats (RON: Uh Huh.) Thats gonna be an issue.
RON: Yep. (Both walk over to the side of the stage and all three exit stage)
Ron was still cowering from the looks the other two were giving him. "Sorry," he squeaked. They just narrowed their eyes. Then, they started smiling. And laughing. Laughing like crazy.
"Okay," Dumbledore said nervously,"I will try to fix the next scene. Harry, Hermione, please stop making us think you are going to kill mister Weasley."
The two then stopped smiling as the old professor went to change the scenes.
So, that should be the last pairing for now. I was wondering if you could give suggestions if you want Cho or Ron to start dating someone. Anyhow, see you later, hopefully with five more reviews. Until then, I'm out.