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A/N: Sorry that I'm late again. There was a storm here, and it knocked out all the electricity. Also, I haven't had any ideas. Then, there's the fact my friend, Matthew, introduced my to Doctor who. I just finished Journey's end, so if this has a lot of Doctor Who references, don't kill me. Yep, so that's the reason I've been late. Storm, writer's block, and Doctor Who. So yeah, I thing those are three really good reasons. And, after watching Doctor Who, I've decided to make Hermione big fan, so any references you guys have, shot them at me. Also, whoever is the 50th reviewer will get a chapter dedicated to them, and if they aren't guests, they can tell me which one they want. I'll be doing this every 50 reviews, so, I guess you have a couple of chances. Also, thanks to my new beta, Lolerator. Well, I guess I'll let you read. Bye.

Dumbledore had set up the TV three times faster than Draco, though no one knew where he learned. Once he sat down, the scene started.

(Enter Quirrel and Voldy, drunk and laughing)

"This will be interesting," Harry frowned seeing the former professor and arch nemesis walking around drunk.

QUIRREL: I thought walking home drunk was hard before.

VOLDEMORT: (Still laughing) Yeah, we should have realised that with both of us drinking into the same belly, we'd get twice as drunk!

Snape frowned. As much as he hated the two, he had been drunk before,. He had also had a hangover before. If they were twice as drunk, the hangover would be twice as bad. Ouch.

(Says drunk in a high voice) Hey Quirrel! Quirrl-quirr-quirr-quirrle-quirrel-quirrel-quirrel-quirrel, quirrel, Quirrel?...

"Oh good lord," Hermione sighed, thinking of a commercial for a TV show that was a lot like that.

You remember that girl you were talking to?

"That's impressive," Dumbledore said," I can't believe Voldemort got Quirrel to talk to a girl."

QUIRREL: Yeah.

VOLDEMORT: You remember that girl you were talking to, well I was talking to her sister on my side.

"What I can't believe is that a girl talked to Voldemort," Snape frowned. That poor girl.

QUIRREL: Oh... So thats why she freaked out when we both stood up? (VOLDEMORT: Hehehe)

"Never tell Fred and/or George, agreed?" Hermione asked, and everyone nodded.

VOLDEMORT: Because she didn't notice we were one person! Hahaha! (Bends forward.)

"Okay," Ron admitted,"that is slightly funny."

QUIRREL: (Clapping hands and laughing bends forward) I haven't had this much fun since Nearly Headless Dick's-

The boys, being very immature, laughed. This meant the girls got permission to hit them with whatever was closest, which were three things; the book Allegiant (for Ron), the book House of Hades (for Harry), and two seasons of Doctor Who (for Draco).

Nick's deathday party of '91.

VOLDEMORT: I haven't had this much since - shit I can't remember ever having this much fun!

"Poor little Mouldyshorts," Ginny and Cho said at the same time.

(Still laughing and voice going higher and lower)

QUIRREL: You never had fun, ever? Doing, doing anything? Maybe thats why you're so evil.

"Good idea, Quirrel," Dumbledore said, "but still, it doesn't give him a reason to wage war on everything."

VOLDEMORT: Yeah, MAYBE! (said in a morbid and dark voice.) Its definitely something to with the fact that muggles and mudbloods make me sick to my stomach.

This caused everyone to glare at the screen.

But, err, I guess, yeah you could be right, I guess. I mean, thats not the point.

QUIRREL: What is it, Voldemort?

VOLDEMORT: Ohh! Its just I never ever really ever, I never really ever ever really ever considered another reason for me being so evil you know? 'Cause normally, I just, uhh, I just kill people that try to get me to open up, you know?

"Well," Harry pointed out, "you do end up killing Quirrel."

Whoops! But, its kinda nice to just umm, kinda nice to just talk.

QUIRREL: Yeah. You know I have to admit, I was kinda nervous when you demanded to attach yourself to my soul.

"Really," Cho asked, sarcastically," 'cause I'd be totally okay with it."

VOLDEMORT: Yeah, I could sense that.

QUIRREL: But like now, I think its kinda cool, its like having like a really close roommate, or or, even-

VOLDEMORT: Yeah, like a slave! Like a, like a Death Eater.

"Really?" Hermione asked, "Really? Are you serious? You are a complete and utter moron." Everyone laughed at the fact Hermione had called Voldemort a moron.

QUIRREL: No man, its like, having a friend. (Rubs head against Voldy's.)

"Yes Quirrel," Hermione sighed, "become friends with the person who is taking over your body."

VOLDEMORT: (In high squeaky voice) I've never had a friend before.

"'Course you haven't!"

QUIRREL: Well, looks like you got one now.

"Sometimes people can be idiots," Ginny sighed.

VOLDEMORT: He he he he. Who'd-a thought that at the beginning of this year, we'd feel like that for each other, huh? I guess everything is different between us now huh?

"No, no," Draco commented, "everything is just the same. Completely and utterly normal."

QUIRREL: (Sings) I guess its plain to see, when you look at you and me. We're different. Different, as can (+VOLDEMORT:) We simply guarantee, when you look at you and me! We're different different as can be!

QUIRREL: Its a comedy of sorts, when your bound to Voldemort!

VOLDEMORT: And I'm happy as a squirrrrel, long as I'm with Mr Quirrrrel.

"Okay," Ron said," that was slightly cute." Everyone shook their heads at him.

QUIRREL+VOLDEMORT: We're leader to the slaughter and we'll murder Harry Potter,

"Really?!" Harry yelled, "I thought we would get one scene where they didn't think about killing me!" Ginny patted her boyfriend's shoulder.

we're different! Different! Different! Different as can be! (VOLDY: Ahah!) (Exit Quirrel and Voldemort.)

"Well," Hermione said, "That was short."

"Can I fix the TV?" Ron asked.

"Sure, just don't break it. After you lot leave, Ginny and I are watching Doctor Who." Of course, Ron Weasley ignored her.

Sorry that it's a short chapter, but it was a short scene. So, any who, bye.