"Is that really the tux you got?" Kimmy groaned, "You're just going to embarrass me tonight." She was upset because of Sasori's ill-fitting tux. He looked like a little kid who had just gotten into their dads closet. "Sorry they were fresh out of puppet sizes." Kimmy took a deep breath, "Whatever we don't have time to worry about this, we've got to go." She started to roll up his sleeves so that his hands were visible. "Okay that's a little better now tuck in your shirt so we can go, idiot."

"I don't appreciate the way that you talk to me."

"I don't appreciate your inability to buy a tux that fits." They started heading to Hidan's house, where they were supposed to meet.

"Can we agree to have a nice time tonight? Can tonight be the one night when you don't pick fights for once?" Itachi said, fixing his ponytail in the mirror. "Depends," Sarah, leaning on the dresser next to him, "Can tonight be on night that you're not a dick. He sighed "You're ridiculous, are you ready to go?"

"Not yet."

"You're going to make us late." She ignored him and walked out of the room, he angrily followed her.

"Itachi's back, came back last night." said Hidan slicking his hair. "That's good, I was worried Sarah wouldn't go without him." Hidan chuckled to himself, "I don't think they're going last much longer."

"Can you just finish up so we can leave?" Itachi sounded exhausted, "Can you not rush me?"

"I rushed myself on a mission that should've lasted at least another day and a half just to make sure I make it to your fucking prom, because I knew that I would never hear the end of it if I didn't and you're just dragging your feet."

"I told you a thousand times, we don't have to go." She sat down on the couch defiantly. "You were so excited to go before I left, What changed your mind?"

"I haven't changed my mind I just-"

"Is it that you'd rather be with Kisame?"

"Don't say that Hidan!" Ana said, obviously upset by that comment. "I know they have their problems but-"

"But what? Do you really think that he doesn't know? If anyone could tell their girlfriend and best friend were fucking, he'd be the guy. There was knock on the door. "Looks like Kimmy and Sasori are here." Hidan said going to answer it.

Itachi closed his eyes. "No we're going to pretend that I didn't say that. I'm going to pretend that I don't know and you're going to pretend that you don't know that I know. And we are going to have nice night, we won't fight, we wont make our friends feel uncomfortable. And l later, later we discuss that you've been sleeping with him." All of this was said without him opening his eyes, the last part through his teeth.

"Finally!" Kimmy explained, "we've been waiting so long! I didn't think Sasori was going to make it. "Well you know, how Sarah can be." Itachi said with a small tight smile and gripped her hand a little tighter. "Now shall we go?"

After what seemed like ages, they finally arrived at their destination. Hidan grabbed Ana "We're going to fucking massacre the dancefloor."