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A/N: Hey guys. So, I have a new story called Her Story. It's about the books through Hermione's POV. First chapter's just a sort of prequel, but I'd really appreciate it if you looked at it and reviewed it. Any who, enjoy the chapter.


Hermione quickly got the next scene up, and soon she was in her seat and the scene was starting.

(Cho+Cedric are dancing, Neville and his date are dancing. Enter Draco+Pansy and Ron comes in acting like he is at a rave. Enter Harry standing at one side of the room)

"This kind of looks like the real thing," Harry said impressed. No one payed him any attention. They were too concerned about Draco, who was currently hitting his head with a pillow and muttering to himself," Why did you ask THAT to the dance? You idiot." Can anyone say St. Mugo's?

HARRY: Hey Ron.

RON: Hey whats up Harry hows it going? Hey have you seen Hermione anywhere?

HARRY: No I haven't, no. Why?

RON: Nothing, nothing, its just, you know its- ah- I heard that Parvati Patil tell Padma Patil that she had seen Hermione in the girls locker room

"We have a locker room?"

before just crying her eyes out in a bathroom stall.

"Okay, that was first year, not fourth."

"Wait," Cho siad,"why were you crying?" Hermione just glared at Ron, who hid behind Snape.

HARRY: Hermione? What?

RON: I dunno! Isn't that like the saddest thing you've ever heard?

"Not really," Hermione disagreed," The Fault in our Stars was pretty sad. Okay?"

"Okay," Ginny replied.

"OMG, stop flirting with me," Hermione giggled, and the girls laughed at themselves. Everyone else looked at them like they had eaten one of Luna's pumpkin cakes.

HARRY: Yeah.

RON: I mean, I dunno. It was inevitable that one day Hermione would realise that no guy would ever like her, because of her abnoxious personality, and her ugly face, and the shape of her body, but its just, I dunno, I figured that she could get into at least one night of happiness before she realised she'd be growing old alone, you know?

SMACK! Draco had slapped Ron then whispered something in his ear. Ron then nodded furiously, then Draco sat back down and hugged Hermione. Cho, Ginny, Dumbledore, and Snape (yes Snape) were trying not to say 'Awwww'.

DRACO: Hey, you two over here talking about Granger?

HARRY: Malfoy, why don't you just get out of here? Or go dance with Pansy or whatever?

"Do you want my feet to be killed, Potter?"

"Yes."

DRACO: Ohh, hey go get me some punch. (To Pansy)

PANSY: Okay. Wait, I should tell you theres squirt in it.

"What is squirt?' everyone asked. Poor everyone. Everyone would never be answered.

HARRY: Oh nice.

DRACO: Squirt? Never mind I'll stay dehydrated.

(Pansy walks over to Draco) Go- Go powder your nose or something.

PANSY: But, I just fixed my make-up a little while ago.

DRACO: Trust me, you need more powder.

"She did," Draco commented, shivering at the thought of that horrible night.

(Turns to Harry.) Pain in the arse right? So anyway, notice Grangers not around here. Probably for the better too, nobody would be able to keep the hummus and pizza chips down with that ugly mug of hers darting about.

"Sorry Hermione," Draco said, looking honestly upset.

Hermione laughed and said,"It's okay, Sweetie," causing Draco to smile and kiss her.

RON: Malfoy, why don't you just give her a break for once, okay Malfoy?

DRACO: Why defending her Weasley? Have a crush?

"NO," Ron said,"she's like a sister to me."

RON: No! No! Why all the insults Malfoy? Covering up a crush? (HARRY: Yeah)

"At the time, yes, but now my feelings are in the open."

DRACO: Oh, yeah right right. Like I could ever have a crush on that stupid girl.

"You're not stupid, Hermione. I"m sorry my character said that."

CHO: Oh my gosh! Ya'll! (Enter Hermione) She looks Beautiful, bless her heart!

"You did look really pretty, Hermione," Cho said.

"Thanks, so did you."

(Spotlight on Ron and Draco)

RON: (Sings) Here I am face-to-face, with a situation, I never thought I'd ever see. Strange, how a dress can take a mess and make her nothing less than, beautiful to me.

"NO NO NO," Ron said,"she is my sister."

It seems like my eyes have been transfigured, something deep inside has changed. They've been open wide but hold that trigger. This could mean, Danger! I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love. I think I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love! With Hermione Granger!

"NO I'M NOT," Ron whined, causing everyone to laugh.

DRACO: What? What the hell is this, you expect me to sing about her. Don't care about her. Its just a little make-up, Draco wake up I'm mistaken.

"You aren't mistaken at all," Draco told himself. Technically.

She, is the HOTTEST girl I've ever seen,

"Yes she is," Draco said, kissing the top of Hermione's head.

now, because she's like a girl I've never seen, don't know why, I'd ever be so mean! This could mean... Danger! I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love, I could be falling in love, falling in love, Falling in love! With Hermione Granger!

RON+DRACO: I wanna let her know-

DRACO: I feel so queazy,

DRACO+RON: But I can't let it show-

RON: She'd laugh, 'Poor Weasley'. C'mon Ron-

"I wouldn't laugh at something like that Ron."

"I know."

DRACO: Draco!

DRACO+RON: You've gotta let it go! You gotta let it go!

DRACO: What? What the hell is this! I want to sing about her, sing about her. I want to make up, Granger wake up! I've been mistaken. She is the HOTTEST girl I've ever seen, now because she's like a girl I've never seen. Don't know why I'd ever be so mean!

RON: (Singing at the same time as Draco) Here I am, face-to-face, with a situation, I never thought I'd ever see. Strang, how a dress can take a mess, and make her noting less than, beautiful to me. Seems like my eyes have been transfigured, something deep inside has changed. They've been open wide, but hold that trigger!

RON+DRACO: This could mean... Danger! I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love. I think I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love! With Hermione Granger. With Hermione Granger, with Hermione Granger. Danger!

(Draco runs off stage.)

"That was a nice song," Dumbledore said, starting to hum it. The kids looked at hime like he was crazy, so the potions master seized the opportunity to set up the TV.