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Chapter 20- Delinquents at Heart
"We need to get the move on em'. Push em' out street by street block by block, that's what Beanie Segiel would do!"
-Cindy C-Murph McPhearson, age 10
The Fundraiser
Huey's POV
"Baby." I called Sirayah when she walked in that following evening, she arched her eyebrow.
"What you want?"
"I can't call you a pet name?" I wrapped my arms around her waist.
"I don't buy this nice Huey bit...what you want?" She asked again. I went from around her.
"Fine, I need you to get in contact with Nicole." She made the face I expected her to. The face of she didn't and wasn't going to do it.
"…What? Why?" I kissed her.
"So many questions tonight my love."
"Huey you aren't as slick as you'd like yourself to be." She walked into the kitchen. She grabbed the salad I made her out the fridge and sat at the bar to eat it.
"Ah…well, can you do it?" She gave me a glare. "There's nothing I want to talk to Nicole about."
"I just need you to ask her about where that ho Tonya is."
"Tonya?"
"She spiked Riley's drink, thus why that picture as able to be taken…among other things she's done." I muttered.
"Ah yeah…okay." She was still suspicious about the whole thing. I knew that if she was there for our planning, she would not have gone through with it. I know I cracked on Cindy about being on the straight and narrow…but with Sirayah? Ah no…she's not a joke, she really is. She's more crotchety than me sometimes.
"I need you to do it now…kinda have time frames to get this information. Can you do it after dinner?"
"What will you do about said information?"
"Use it of course, c'mon." I trailed my finger down her arm. After dinner she pulled out her cell phone from her pocket and called Nicole. I sat there, grinning.
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Nicole's POV
I was staring at Vee as she stood across from me, with the facilitator in between us. She wanted to call me out for a rap battle, and now I'm here in New York about to smoke her ass. I never go too Hollywood not to freestyle. Best believe that. I scoped her out. She was about nothing. Rocking honey brown micro braids, big hoop earrings, cubic zirconium studs and an outfit not even a dyke would be caught dead in. Her piercing brown eyes bared into mine, neither one of us flinching.
"We on some 8 Mile shit! I can't wait to hear the rhymes these ladies got in their arsenals. Now, we gon' flip the coin. Nicki, what you want?"
"Tails." I said, still looking at Vee. I ignored the crowd that surrounded us outside on the roof of the Brooklyn radio station. She was the only object of my attention. Kane, the facilitator flipped the coin.
"Heads! Vee goes first! Ace! Drop the beat!" When the beat of Fat Joe's 'Lean Back' blared through the speakers, she stepped forward and began her verse.
'Lean back bitch Queen Vee in this piece
Pack ya bags ho, I'm cancelin' ya music lease
Hollywood got you so dolled up
Too dirty with mine, a true diamond from the rough
Listen girl, you might as well bow
Get on ya knees, do ya know how
Best believe there's truth to rumors
Your music shit girl, gave me a fuckin' tumor
You remind me of my dog, I'll call ya Boomer
I'm the true beast and you knew this
I bet you cousin changed your name to JUDAS'
…Not going to lie. That Judas line pissed me the fuck off. People were literally howling at that punch line. Well shit, she ain't the only one who can diss. Alright. Alright, she went hard. I'll go harder. I stepped up wiping my nose with the back of my thumb as I gathered my thoughts for my turn. When they started the beat over, I went in.
'I'm about to shit on this stupid ho
I'm the true queen bitch
Guess you're too retarded to know
Go ahead and call me a Judas
But I'll part that gap in your teeth
As if my name was Moses
Take a listen at these golden bars
Best female emcee out here by far
I'm a descendant of the pharaohs
Check my royal fists
You're about to lose this battle
Like your date at the dentist'
I smiled as people were howling with laughter and clapping, respecting my flip and rebuttal. Vee was laughing too as she nodded.
"Respect, respect, you got my ass." She laughed. She had the last round though, and if they willed it, there would be a death match. Suddenly, I felt my phone vibrate. I looked down to see that it was an unknown number.
"I have to go to the bathroom!" I shouted as I ran into the building. After pushing the elevator button down to floor 5, I answered it.
"Hello?"
"Hey." A monotone voiced Sirayah greeted me. I was flooded with joy. I could have cried! She couldn't have called me at a better time.
"HEY! How are you…I missed you." I said.
"I'm very sure you have, you've been well?"
"…No." I said honestly. She was quiet before sighing.
"Look, I'll start back speaking, if you can answer this one question." My ear perked.
"Oh? What?" I was chipper.
"Where's Tonya going to be tomorrow?"
"Oh, she's in California, she's going to the Huey and James fight, wait no…she said she was going to the after party. I will be there."
"Cool, I guess I'll see you there." My heart nearly imploded.
"You're flying out to Cali?"
"Yes I am. I took off to see Huey's fight in person. As so did Alice."
I smiled. I could apologize and tell her how awful things have been going. Gripping my phone, I grinned.
"We can rebuild our friendship?" I asked.
"Don't hold your breath."
"I won't. I'll wait 30 years for you to forgive me if I have to." I wiped the tear from my eye.
"Where will the party be at? Do you know where Tonya's hotel will be?" she questioned. I tapped my chin.
"She told me all of this…I think her hotel is Hilton…and the party will be at Club 51."
"Look, when I get there, I need you to tell me when she's leaving the hotel, okay?"
"Alright…say, why you want to know all this?"
"Huey finally wants to give her that interview she's been so desperately wanting. Spread the message to her." I nodded, which was stupid seeing as she couldn't see that.
"Yeah, yeah, I got you."
"Alright. Later."
"Bye!" I hung up the phone. I jumped up in down for joy. I went back to the battle, not even caring if people would think I would win or lose. All that matters is I was helpful to my cousin and she finally spoke to me.
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Huey's POV
After Sirayah told me the details that I needed to know I texted Riley, Cindy, Ceasar, Keith, and Alice that piece of knowledge.
"Thank you dear." I said. "You were most helpful." I walked to my window and opened the blinds, staring out into the night sky.
"I can't wait for California." I said.
"I know you've been waiting for that match." Sirayah crawled in my bed. I did a light chuckle.
"Yes…I have." I'm also waiting until we teach Tonya a lesson about us. She'll learn the hard way we're a gang of fucking lunatics. I was more eager for tomorrow than I should be. I haven't been this excited in years. Maybe I'm so giddy because my plans are in full motion and aren't showing any signs of slowing. I turned to my gray eyed beauty.
"Now, how about we make love until it's time for our flight?" I made my way on the bed. She giggled.
"I have to get some rest!" I placed a kiss on the nape of her neck.
"Rest on the plane." I pulled her on top me.
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Riley's POV
Incognito mothafucka was what I was! My hair was out of my traditional braids and was a mess, just like I wanted it to be. I just took them down and my hair was wild and tangled. I was wearing shades and a beat up ass outfit I tore up just for today. Dirt was on my face and I was wearing this ugly ass gold grill with a cheap-ass mall booth necklace around my neck. See, I had to get myself checked out, Tonya was a nasty ho, and being I couldn't remember shit, hell if I knew if she had the sense to put a condom on me. But of course Escobar can't roll up into a clinic, so Cindy purchased my cheap gear yesterday and Alice took my hair down so that at the crack of dawn, I'd be the first patient they saw.
After I was done, Alice and I would be off to California. Cindy, Keith, and Caesar were already making their way out there. When the lady saw me, she grimaced.
"May I help you?"
"Yea shawty, a nigga need a test, I fucked a nasty bitch and I need to make sure my dick clean." I slurred.
"…I believe it. Follow me." Being that I was literally the first, I walked right on in the room.
"May I have your name?"
"Carlton Eubanks." She looked dead at me.
"A nigga had corny parents. I said I was gonna sue Will Smith for taking my name and shit. Having me on TV like some nerd." She rolled her eyes and wrote my name. I showed her the fake ID we made.
"Age?"
"I'm 22 shawty."
"Sir, can you please refrain from calling me 'shawty'?" her voice was etched in annoyance.
"Sorry baby." She frowned harder.
"My name is Deidra." She snapped. She put on her gloves and went into the cabinet for a swab and a container.
"You're gonna have to take your filthy grill out."
"Damn Deidra, dissin' a nigga." I took it out so she could swab my mouth.
"Pee in this." She handed me the cup. "If you can't, we have water."
"Oh, a nigga ALWAYS got some pee to dispense!" I laughed. After I did my business in the bathroom, she took both containers and walked out the room.
"This will take 30 minutes, you cool with that?" he voice still filled to the brim with attitude.
"Yea Dei, I'm good." I leaned my head on the wall. Rolling her eyes, she left me in the room. After it was safe to drop my façade, fear set in. I wasn't feeling off, but that don't mean shit. I sighed as I closed my eyes. I never prayed before…but if I ever had to ask for anything, being clean would be it. I jumped when she opened the door with her tablet in her hands.
"I have your results, you are fine. Next time you fuck nasty bitches, wear a condom." She seethed as she handed me the result papers. Making sure my shades wouldn't fall as I was reading, I gripped them. I sighed in relief. I went to leave when she stopped me.
"…What?" I asked in my slurred accent.
"You seem familiar to me, mind taking off them shades?"
"You's a nosy little girl Dei, let me out." She went for my glasses, I grabbed her wrist.
"Ay Deidra, it's not cool to be messin' with patients." She wouldn't budge. You have GOT to be fucking kidding me right now!
"Yo' name ain't any damn Carlton Eubanks You De'monte!" I opened my mouth on auto pilot to protest, but when it registered she didn't say my name, I gawked at her.
"I'm not no damn De'monte, I said my name is muthafuckin Carlton. I dance for a living bitch!" I did the Carlton and shot past her. Whoo, that was close for no reason. I wasn't off edge until I hopped in the car and took off my shades as I drove.
"PRAISE BLACK JESUS!" I yelled. I tossed all that cheap jewelry out the window, I felt sick wearing all that cheap shit. I pulled up to Alice's house where she was waiting out on the porch, once she saw me, she darted to the car.
"I'm safe!" I shouted at her after I rolled my window down.
"That's a relief." She grinned. She frowned when she saw my hair.
"Time for me to do your hair baby."
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Huey's POV
When Sirayah and I touched down in California, she was looking around like a dog in the window as I drove to my California home.
"Oh my gosh! I'm in Cali!" she shouted. "It's beautiful here!"
"Yeah, I made sure to bring a couple thou with me so you can do your little shopping." I told her. I made it to my house to see Riley and Alice pulling their bags out the trunk. Cindy and Ceasar walked from around the backyard. Sirayah jumped out the car and hugged the team.
"Oh I missed you guys!" she yelled, still giddy. She hugged and kissed Riley on his cheek.
"Yo, what it do sis?" he asked.
"Nothing much! Oh, aren't you guys excited about tonight?" I put my hand on her shoulders as I guided her inside the house. She was gawking and running around the house, like she's never seen a house before.
"I feel like I'm on MTV cribs!" she scurried upstairs.
"You must have left out details about our extracurricular activities we'll be taking part of after the fight, didn't you?" Caesar asked. I nodded.
"Because you and her will be playing 'look out'." I put emphasis on 'look out'. Caesar huffed.
"I'm hood too nigga! Why I gotta be look out?"
"Because you're too damn goofy." I said. The others laughed as he flailed his arms around.
"Fine!" he hissed. I shook my head. "Ah ladies, are you two ready for your part of the plan?" I looked down at my watch. "We'll be leaving for the arena at 3:30."
"We'll start getting ready at my hotel! C'mon Alice!" she grabbed her wrist and was out the door.
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Cindy's POV
Huey had us to infiltrate James' locker room to find his steroids….cheating ass. I'm sure we're going to find it. We had to put disguises on, much like Riley in order to pull it off. I had to laugh at Alice's choice though. She had a big Beyonce golden brown afro on with pink eye shadow with blue contacts. I was wearing a black wig with brown contacts with green eye shadow.
"Yo Cindy, you look nice with dark hair, ever thought about dying?"
"Nooo! I love my blonde locks!" she laughed at me. My phone beeped.
"Huey's here. Let's go!" We climbed in the backseat of his car.
"Okay, you guys got a game plan?" we nodded.
"Yeah Huey, we got you on lock!" I shouted. When we pulled up to the arena, Huey pointed at the black Expedition.
"That's his car. He comes to practice before fights. Be careful and don't get caught." He said.
"Ah please negro, we got this!" Alice playfully pushed his head as she got out the car. I love this chick. We casually walked through the back and two our luck, two female janitors were walking down the hall.
"Psst, ladies." Alice motioned them over. Shaking two folded 1,000 dollar bills in between her fingers, she looked around.
"Let us borrow ya'll outfits." She said. She handed the women the money and they happily obliged. We let them have our clothes after the switch.
"Yo, I'll keep James occupied, you go to his locker room." Alice instructed. I nodded, oh my word! This was so much fun!
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Alice's POV
I walked into the main stadium when I saw James jumping around the ring. Pushing my mop and bucket, he noticed me.
"Damn…hey miss." He smiled as he walked towards the ropes. I popped my gum.
"Whatchu' want?" I said, throwing in that ghetto black girl pizzazz.
"Your name and number girl." He smiled harder.
"Why a fly honey like you doing being a janitor?"
"Nigga I got mouths to feed. But I ain't no trifling ho, I'm staying off the pole." He laughed loudly.
"Damn ma, mad respect. I like yo' swag. C'mon tell me your name."
"Carmen." I rolled my eyes. He got out the ring and walked up to me.
"Carmen…beautiful name, listen here, if you let a nigga get close, you won't have to be mopping floors anymore." I rolled my neck.
"Uh-huh."
"I'm so serious. Let me have your number. I'll take you places you deserve to go. I'll put you up in a glass house with a jewelry box filled with diamonds and pearls."
"You missed it when I said I got mouths to feed. I got two kids; you want a woman with kids already?"
"I don't care. They'll live right too. I can't hate on a woman who work hard for they kids."
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Cindy's POV
Those janitors are so sweet; they also had given us the keys to the locker rooms. When I reached number 405, James' room, I unlocked it and flipped on the light. His bags and weights were in there, and everything was clean and neat. I pushed the cart of cleaning supplies with me, so I wouldn't look too suspicious and let the door close behind me. I knew I had to act quickly.
Walking over right to the back, I hunched over and unzipped it.
"Son of a bitch…" I muttered as I pulled out a black bag. I opened it and sure enough, steroids where in it.
Tossing the black bag in the trash and putting everything exactly how it was. I left the room. Let him beat Huey NOW.
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Alice's POV
I tapped my foot. The fuck is taking Cindy so long? James' lame ass all in my face and shit, I couldn't take it anymore. I gave him a fake number to call me from and now he was telling me about his life, nobody want to hear about that shit!
"I still am a huge wrestling fan." He continued. I smiled politely until I heard a loud sneeze behind me.
"Oh ma gosh! Carmen!" Cindy cried as she pushed her basket. "I was looking all over for you. Get your ass over here and help me with the bathrooms!" Rolling my eyes and popping my gum again, I turned to James.
"Nature calls." I laughed.
"Okay, I'll call you after the fight tonight." He said.
"You better." I winked at him. When we disappeared behind the wall and walked out onto the parking lot, she dug into the basket and pulled out a little black bag. She gave it to Huey who looked at it and smiled evilly. He was leaning on his car door.
"I love you ladies." He said. Me and Cindy stood there smiling big, feeling a proud and stuff.
"Huey just said he loved me!" Cindy hugged him. He patted her back, which was the closest he'd ever do to a hug…well in Cindy's case.
"Now, let's roll."
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James' POV
"I'm telling you Ken, Carmen is the type of bitch I need in my life." I was getting ready for the match as I talked to him.
"Yeah, yeah, look you need to focus on the fight." I laughed cockily.
"Nigga I got it." I pulled my gym back to my feet and unzipped it.
"I need Sirayah in my life I mean…damn she's so fine." I panicked. Okay…where is it? I rummaged through my bag and I couldn't find it! Hold on, hold on…maybe I put it in my locker. I stood up and looked through my locker and it wasn't there! Everything else was! I flung my clothes on the floor, looking desperately for it.
"What the hell are you doing?" Ken asked me.
"I cant' fuckin' find my shit!"
"WHAT?" Kentrell shouted. Just then there was a knock at the door.
"Ready in ten minutes James." The announcer called. I scratched my head. I swear to God I know I put it in my bag. I looked in the compartments part of my bag and to no avail, it was not there.
"How the hell you forget your shit?" he continued to yell at me.
"Nigga I don't know…I swore put it in here…" I repeated as I shook my bag. Another knock came several minutes.
"C'mon out." The voice said. I wiped my forehead.
"Hold on!" Kentrell cried. He looked in the drawers and everything…it just wasn't in the room.
"You are such a fuck up!" he screamed.
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Huey's POV
I was sitting on Riley's leg, patiently waiting for James.
"Yo, where this nigga at? You heavy." He complained.
"You know damn well what's taking him so long, he stalling. He's probably trying to find his…way." I folded my arms. To give him some relief, I sat on the floor after; he retreated back below the ring. The crowd became restless and began to boo.
"Aye he better hurry the fuck up, I got another bitch to see about." Riley snapped.
"YEAH BRING YO' BITCH ASS ON!" Cindy yelled.
"WE GOT SHIT TO DO!" Alice cried. Once James' intro music came on and he walked out, he was getting booed. When he stepped to the ring, he didn't look all that confident like he was those many weeks ago. When we bumped fists I looked dead at him and said:
"I'm about to fuck you up."
The bell rang and I spun around and kicked him in his jaw.
"Wooo! That was beautiful!" Caesar clapped. James got his composer and began swinging. I took two punches but I blocked the last three and kicked his shin. After that I sent a flurry of punches to his face, left hook, right hook and a kick to the stomach, making him fall. I got on top of him and started beating the shit out his face; I was going to show the world how badly he needed his steroids. I stood up and backed off, leaping from foot to foot.
"C'mon bitch!" I yelled at him. He wasn't even trying to block anymore, we were swinging head to head. He pushed me against the cage, trying to pin me against it.
"Fuck off me!" I punched him in the head and kneed him off me. I delivered another roundhouse kick to his face, making more blood spill. I staggered back after getting a nice hit in the eye from him. Ow, fuck. But I wasn't down still. Charging at him, I jumped in air delivering a crescent spinning kick to his neck. He tapped out after that.
"FUCK YOUR BIRTH!" I yelled at him. Caesar and Riley jumped in the ring and hoisted me up on their shoulders. The girls got in the ring too. We watched as James was taken out the ring in shame. The announcer looked at our celebration before I jumped down to talk.
"Well Huey you had your re-match tonight, how you feel?"
"…I'm not done." I said. "You know, I gotta keep working hard, serving up these ass whoopings. I'm sure I'll see James again. Word." I left with the team behind me. Our night STILL wasn't over.
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Tonya's POV
I can't believe James lost! Fuck! Rolling my eyes, I plopped on my bed. That party was inevitably cancelled, I'm sure. I scrolled through my phone, reading all of Huey's dickriders and whatnot. Sucking my teeth I called Nicole.
"Hello?"
"Hey, roll with me to a club."
"Okay, wait, you're not going to James' party?"
"Hell naw, nigga lost. I won't party with a loser."
"Oh, hey, you still gonna give Huey that interview? I was told he wanted to do it."
"Yeah I remember, I'll do that shit later."
"You still going to Club 51 though?"
"Yeah might as well, but I won't look for James." I looked at my watch, it was 11:30, the drinks are cold and the niggas ain't sweaty so I need to go ahead and head out.
"I'll meet you up there." I told her before I hung up. Grabbing my keys I made my way out my room and into the elevator. I left out the hotel and made my way to my car when suddenly a rock was thrown at it.
"What the fuck?" I turned to see Alice and Cindy.
"Sup bitch? Where you think you going?" Cindy folded her arms. They were both dressed in black and weren't very dressed up.
"Aren't you two a little too old to play goons?" I sighed.
"I heard you spiked my niggas drink." Alice said.
"Bitch please; your man was all up on this. I did him a favor." I was suddenly grabbed from behind I was slammed into the hood of my car.
"Say what bitch?" Riley twisted my arm.
"Oww! Get the hell off me!" I shouted. Riley yanked me forward and faced me towards the girls. Cindy walked up to me and started slapping me. Alice punched me in my stomach.
"We'll kill you bitch." Cindy spat Riley pushed me and I noticed a circle was now being made.
"Hello Tonya, I'm here for the interview." Huey spoke. "But it's more about you than me." Riley kicked me in my back, making me fall to my knees. Huey stomped on my phone breaking it.
"I heard you're running around telling people my brother slept with you, but uh…we were told different."
"Did you spike his drink?" Alice pulled me by hair and kicked my side. Cindy was holding my legs was twisting my fucking ankle!
"Yes!" I screamed.
"What? I can't hear you, Cindy, a little more please." She did as told and twisted the shit out of it.
"Stop!" I yelled, crying now.
"Oh don't be crying yet bitch! We just got started!" Alice slapped me.
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Sirayah's POV
Me and Cesar were sitting on the hood of the Envoy, playing look out. Well…isn't this a rather…demented turn of events. They wanted to wait until they were jumping on Tonya…to tell me they were jumping on Tonya. I'm glad though…I really didn't want any part of it. I would've just gotten her arrested if I were Riley.
"Sirayah, I must apologize for our violent nature…but I'm afraid she had it coming." Caesar said nodding.
"Yeah, I can't believe she raped him." I shook my head. We tried to ignore the single jolted yell that came from the parking lot.
"They need to hurry up, she making too much noise." Caesar looked around. I say after an hour or so, the delinquents came back and smiled at us.
"This has been a good night." Huey concluded. We all hopped in the car and made our way to his house.
"So, you guys think she'll tell on you?"
"Hahaha, hell naw, we made sure she'll take this to her grave." Cindy giggled from the backseat.
"Hell yeah C-Murph, we shitted on that bitch, man I feel better." Riley yelled. Alice nodded as she scratched cheek.
"Yeah, she'll be silent." Alice rested her head on Riley's shoulders. I turned and faced Huey who was focused on driving.
"We're all delinquents at heart…but you still love us right?" Huey pinched my cheek.
"I have no choice but to." I laughed.
"YEAH! See, in her own way Sirayah's a down bitch too!" Caesar gave me a high five.
"…Thanks?" I shook my head. They crazy, but I love them all.
8D. See ya in 21 folks