A/N: I have had an attack of my muse tonight! Here's another drabble that jumped up and bit me.

Disclaimer: Nope, still not mine.

Movie night at my place again! It's rare that I see the boys all together and cooperating somewhat, aside from when one of them is bleeding out or injured in an equally terrifying manner. They've turned up on my doorstep half dead and bleeding all over everything more times than I'd like to count; heaven forbid the police ever need search for the remnants of cleaned up bloodstains in my apartment. Ugh.

I have to leave them here alone for about fifteen minutes while I go get the pizza; please God let my apartment still be standing when I return...

To make sure that Mikey or Raph don't destroy anything while I'm gone, I called upon the responsible one, "Leo!"

He poked his head around the corner, wearing a rather suspicious grin, "Yes, April?"

"I'm going to get the pizza now. This building better be in the same condition as it is now when I get back or no pizza for any of you." I looked him dead in the eye and tried to be intimidating.

As it turns out trying to intimidate a sixteen year old trained ninjitsu warrior even with pizza doesn't work very well. He looked mockingly horrified, giggled and promised to try to keep an eye on the others. Great, that's real comforting. He's going to 'try' to make sure they others don't burn my house and shop down.. again. Gee, thanks, Leo.

I pulled in my driveway after getting the pizza and it appeared, from the outside at least, that nothing was amiss. That could either be a great sign or a terrible one. Walking in the door I was immediately accosted by Mikey who claimed that he knew I was home because his "pizza senses were tingling."

Raph smacked him, "Oh come off it Mikey. We all heard the van pull in."

"Raphhhhhhhhh!" Mikey whined through a mouthful of pizza, "You coulda' let April think I had superhero powers for detecting pizza for a bit! Jeeze! You always ruin my fun!"

I snorted into my drink. This is the same kid that gets mad when we call him the baby of the family.

"So did you guys ever decide what movie we're going to watch? Or are we going to do it like last time and just argue over it all night and not actually watch anything?"

To my surprise they had all agreed already and we were going to be watching Inglorious Bastards. Why did I leave them alone to pick the movie? Now I get to watch Nazi's be scalped all night and endure various scalping references for the rest of the week. Boys. I use the term watch loosely, as more often than not, 'watching a movie' actually consists of Raph and Leo verbally sparring with various characters on screen, Don making scientific and historical connections to the events and excitedly telling us about them, and Mikey shushing them all because he can't hear the dialogue.

Leo and Raph are pretty funny to listen to when they watch movies because Raph does the usual, "Uh-uh! Don't go in there! You're gonna get killed if you do! Don't you freakin do it! See I told you. The dumb bitch." type comments and Leo compulsively yells the upcoming lines out before the actor can. Overall it would be awful to watch a new movie with them, but they definitely enhance the experience of rewatching a movie I've see a million times. Mikey just gets really agitated with everyone talking over the movie and usually gives up trying to actually watch about halfway through it and joins in the side conversations. I was sent on another snack run and came back to the most interesting conversation.

Mikey was yelling at Raph, obviously trying to provoke his brother into naming all the scars on his body,"Oh yeah! Well I bet you don't remember where you got all your scars, Raph! You've got way to many for that!"

It worked. "Could to!" Raph began proudly pointing at various marks on himself and listing the offending object and owner that had caused it. The others began jumping in, asking about scars on each other and pointing out their own. This was perhaps one of the weirdest macho contests between them I had ever witnessed.

Leo laughed pointed at one on the side of Raph's neck, "Oh yeah! That's one I gave you during a sparring session a few months ago!"

"Yeah, I remember." Raph grinned darkly before imitating Leo's lofty attitude, " Pay attention to your form Raph, you're getting sloppy! Raphael! Are you listening to me!?"

This prompted Raucous laughter from all of them.

I pointed to a small indention on my nose, "Yeah and this is from where Don punched me in the face when I tried to wake him up in his lab."

Don went beet red, letting out a very un-manly squeak. More laughter.

God, I love my screwy, dysfunctional, insane, teenage, mutant, ninja family.

A/N#2: I'm actually thinking of taking the part where they're discussing scars and turning it into a full scale fic where it would essentially explain the situations that caused some of their more notable scars. Opinions on that? Would you read it if I wrote it? Leave me a review and let me know! :)