Alright people man the catapults with Cortez30. Nightmaster000 was not expecting this! lol. I do not own "Be prepared" from the lion king all rights to them and Disney. Even tho I "tweaked" some of the lines to the song AGH!
Kyle's POV
I really took a beating today and if it weren't for Mary I don't think I would have got off the ground so easily but right now we have a more important matter. I looked around the table to see the leaders of each clan. Wendy and Bebe from the girl clan,Kevin stoley from the star wars clan, Ike from the pirates and as well as Micheal from the vikings clan.
"As some of you may know we were at peace until wizard fat ass decided to take the stick of truth out of the pond" I stated looking at everyone around the table.
"And we will have peace again if we decide to hand over Mary to be the Princess of the KKK and wed King douche bag" I said with a little anger and jealousy in my voice.
"What do you propose we do my lord?" Stan asked standing by my side.
"I was hoping any of you had any ideas" Kyle said as every one shook there heads.
"Were going to have to fight for our Kingdom and the lovely Princess Mary my lord" Stan said as Wendy made a face.
"If we don't come up with a plan soon" I said as I signed. "Make sure all of you prepare your army's in 3 days Cartman's army will be here" Kyle said as he tried to Stand taking a real beating from Cartman has effected him somehow.
"It would be i-in your best interest to sit High Jew elf" Mary chipped in trying to get me to sit.
"If we may cut in us girls are actually going to be busy in 3 days" Wendy said. "We a-?" Bebe tried to say as Wendy elbowed her.
"I mean yes we are we have to go to the...salon" Bebe added.
"I-if I can in-interfere your high jew e-elfness" Mary cut in. "If it is for t-the kingdom of the draw elves i'm willing t-to Marry Douche b-bag" Mary stated as my eyes widened.
"No we can't go down with out a fight!" I insisted.
"Maybe it is for the better of the kingdom's" Wendy stated happily. "If we give them what they want we will stay at peace with the KKK" Wendy explained.
"We can't just hand her over so easily! It's what Fat ass wants!" I yelped.
"If you can remember correctly! It's cartman's fat ass that started all this!" Kevin said as he turned on his light saber.
"Yeah! he's the one who took the stick out of the pond" Micheal said smoking his cigarrette.
Mary's Pov
Mary stood outside looking up from the balcony watching the stars and signed with peacefulness. Her eyes quickly shot open with the sound of a twig snap from underneath her. She searched all around but saw nothing.
She fell to the floor with a big thump as 2 people behind her smiled at eachother. They put her in a sack and tied her.
"What was that?!" They heard someone say from the tent.
One of them jumped off as he motioned for the other to throw Mary down. He threw her down and put his leg up to jump off as well.
"Hey you stop!" They heard Kyle say as the one of the guys looked back and jumped scurrying off with the other.
"They have captured the princess stop them!" Kyle demanded as it was too late they had already ran off.
"Stan! send a search party to look for her!" Kyle said pacing back and forth.
Clyde's POV
Clyde sat on his chair starring at the entrance smiling evily. There was a table infront of him with all sorts of junk foods and drinks Kenny by his side and Mike the vampire on his other.
"And your sure they won't know what hit them?" Clyde asked a mysterious figure besides Mike who wore a dark gray cloak.
"Nothing" The figure said as he took a sip of his drink.
The two figures walked in carrying the sack as they gently put it down revealing Mary. She looked at Kenny and Clyde eyeing their every move or was it NM? (A/N we can't be sure who it is knowing Mary took a whack to the head ;)
The figures grabbed Mary and sat her down on a chair faceing them.
"Aha we have captured you!" Clyde said thinking he wouldn't get this far.
"We had sent spys to spy on you to see if you elves were to attack and it seems we were smart enough to do so!" He stated once more as Mary stayed silent.
"Mike pour her a drink!" Clyde said as Mike ran over pouring her some.
Mary eyed the drink before grabing and drinking it.
"I guess your wondering why your here?" Clyde said standing walking to Mary. "You see Me and Kenny are going to betray the KKK and the draw elves and we need you to be by our side!" Clyde said darkly trying to stay in character.
"The perks will be great and mighty for a princess such as your self" He said gesturing. "Not only will you not wed Douche bag but you will be in control of part of my Army!" Clyde said laughing evily.
Mary still didn't look interested as Clyde signed knowing what he must do.
*Music starts playing in the back ground*
"I know that your powersof retention are as wet as a warthogs backside but, THICK as you are PAY ATTENTION!"Clyde said knocking the drink out of Mary's hand.
"My words are a matter of pride, its clear from your vacant expressions the lights are not all on upstairs" As he waved his hand back and forth in Mary's face as Kenny,Mike and the mysterious figure started laughing.
"But were talking kings and successions, Even YOU won't be caught unaware!" Clyde said as all three of them fell back wards.
"So prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news!" Clyde said dancing.
"A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer"Clyde said tiptoeing around Mike.
"And where do we feature?" Mike said as he was grabbed by Clyde. "Just listen to teacher!"Clyde said walking outisde. Mary dragged out who was followed by Kenny,Mike and the figure.
"I know it sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded when at last I am given my dues" Clyde said starring at Mary. "And in justice deliciously squared BE PREPARED!" Clyde said as he looked down at all the vamp kids.
"Yeah be prepared!" Mike said from behind Mary. "We'll be prepared!... for what?" Mike said looking up at Clyde.
"For the death of the kingdoms!" Clyde said pridefully.
"Why are they quiting the game?" Mike asked as he was grabbed by Clyde. "No fool! were going to betray the KKK! And the elves too.." Clyde said letting go of him.
"Great idea who needs kingdoms anyway?!" Kenny muffled.
"IDIOTS THERE WILL BE A KINGDOM!"Clyde boomed.
"But you said-" Mike said but was cut off "We will be the only Kingdom! Stick with me and you'll never be banned from playing again!" As Mike,Kenny and the figure cheered "Long live the kingdom!" The vamp kids started to join in as well.
"Long live the kingdom!"
"Long live the kingdom!"
The vamp kids started to marth as they sang "It's great that we'll soon be connected with a kingdom which we'll be all-time adored!" They chorused.
"Of course, quid pro quo,you're expected to take certain duties on board" He said mimicking the slicing of a head with his finger.
"The future is littered with prizes and though were the main addressee the point that I must emphasiz is.." Clyde said jumping down coming towards Mary as she backed up.
"YOU WON'T GET A SNIFF WITH OUT ME!" Clyd yelped as he walked back.
"SO PREPARE FOR THE COUP OF THE CENTURY! Be prepared for the murkiest scam" He said said as he stood ona platform as some "cyclops" started to lidt him up with some dancing goths.
"Meticulous planning Tenacity spanning decades of denial is simply why i'll be king undisputed respected,saluted And seen for the wonder I am!" Clyde said at the highest point he could go in the sky.
"Yes my teeth and ambitions are bared!" He said as he could see a smirk on Mary's face.
"BE PREPARED!" Clyde said as the others started to sing.
"Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared!" The goths sang showing there teeth.
"BE PREPARED!" Clyde finished laughing evily in to the night as he was hoisted down.
Clyde hopped off the platform as he walked back inside with the others to see if his efforts had gotten him somewhere.
Please review! AHHHHHH! How long have I not updated? I'm sorry my netbook was taken back by the school so now i'm to my home computer which is slow as ever . wow I actually had inteded for Nyx to sing this song but decided against due to the fact that who would she sing that to? and omgosh Clyde wants Mary to join his kingdom? Surprises are poping out as they come :O anyways please review and tell me what you think! Bye :)