My Older Brother is Younger than Me!

Main character(s): Itachi Uchiha and Sasuke Uchiha

Rating: T with character violence and inappropriate language

Warnings: Fluff-ish and crude comments

Summary: Having his older brother brought back to life is great. Having said older brother brought back as a child is okay. Learning to change a diaper? Pure hell.

Disclaimer: Naruto and Naruto characters do not belong to me.

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Note: In this chapter, Sasuke is 17 years old and Itachi is 8-months years old.

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Sasuke stared hard at the offending pile of wiggling fabric. Never before had Sasuke been confronted by a task that made him feel this conflicted. Changing the diaper would help him feel as if he repented for all the pain he caused Itachi. Yet despite the want of repentance, Sasuke really did not want to change his brother diapers. Whether out of respect for his older brother or pride of being a male Uchiha, Sasuke felt that if he changed Itachi's diaper, Sasuke would be mentally scarred for life. Maybe it is because Sasuke is 17 and not emotionally prepared for the responsibilities connected with having a baby.

As Itachi blew a snot bubble, Sasuke sighed. Even if Sasuke did not want to change the diaper, he would still have to do it. Mainly because Itachi's revival is considered a secret and that Sasuke only allowed Itachi to be touched by him. No one else could do this act, and that is what made Sasuke feel so irritated.

Looking around the refurbished nursery- thanks to the dedication to Sasuke's female fangirls- Sasuke scowled as he counted off the items that he needed to change Itachi's diaper. Securing Itachi in the changing table, Sasuke leaned down to look at the supplies there.

Staring intently at the supplies, Sasuke snatched a new disposable diaper –thank god for disposable diapers-, baby wipes, baby powder, and a bright orange cone. Sighing to himself, Sasuke grabbed the items before he lined them up next to Itachi. Frowning to himself, Sasuke glared down at his little big brother.

"You will not pee on me this time" Sasuke said in a determined voice. Activating his sharingan, Sasuke went through the motions of changing the diaper. Once he was done –clean of any unwanted extremities like pee and baby powder- Sasuke held up his once older brother.

"This time", Sasuke stared intentily at the baby Itachi, "I will give you the childhood you deserve". Sighing, Sasuke cradled Itachi in his arms before exiting the nursery, "For everything that you have done for me and this village, I will repay you". Smiling softy Sasuke gave Itachi his pinky to play with, "I love you Nii-san, and I always will".

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An:

This is shorter than the last!

Well, I was trying to aim at making drabbles about this topic, so ignoring the first chapter's oneshot worthy length, this chapter is pretty long for typical drabble length.

That's unfair! Sasuke shouldn't be allowed to use his sharigan when changing a diaper!

I know. But I felt the need to give him an advantage. Besides, my brother-in-law looked up youtube videos on failures of changing a diaper. He learned from other's mistakes.

Why the comment about disposable diapers?

Ever changed a cloth diaper? No? Then let me explain; cloth diapers are a pain that has been placed upon this earth by the devil who likes to laugh at the faces we humans make when confronted with the mess caused by cloth diapers. I am speaking from the experience of a young teenage aunt who had babysit her nephew because his parents wanted a date night and I threw rock. I no longer look at Georgie-pie the same.

You continued this! Are you going to do more chapter?

Probably. Though I have no schedule for updates.

Why doesn't Sasuke ask konoha twelve for help?

I can think of no character that has a baby in Konoha twelve. Some may have little siblings or cousins, but I can think of none. Shikamaru may have helped with Asuma's kid but I doubt he would help Sasuke unless ordered to.

Why not ask kurenia?

Sasuke tried to destroy Konoha and while he was not declared a traitor to Konoha, he did try to start another war. I do not see her character being as forgiving as the younger generation of Naruto characters.

I have an idea! Will you use it?

Maybe. I only have planned out five other chapters besides the ones that I have already posted. If I do use an idea of yours I will credit you at the beginning and ending of the chapter.

What do you plan to do for those five chapters?

Without going into details, the titles that I have for the seven other chapters are: Babysitters, Puberty, Habits, The Start, and Akatsuki.

There are grammar and spelling mistakes in here.

I own up to all grammar and spelling mistakes. I am human after all.

You have other stories to do! Why don't you work on 'Disciplinary Leader of Hogwarts'!?

I am stuck at the fighting scene. Also, it is easier to write about Sasuke's problems with a baby!Itachi.

I am afraid of what will happen to me if I review.

Reviews are what let me if I am doing a good job. I love reviews; they make me want to post chapters up faster. This being said, I'm not a fan of flames. On the other hand, constructive criticism is greatly appreciated, especially if it about character development. Pointing out spelling mistakes are also appreciated, as long as you point out what I misspelled and what chapter it was in.