It was around two in the morning when I woke up to one of the strangest sights I had ever seen in my life...my floor. Seriously, I never knew how dirty it was, two words: dust bunnies, dust bunnies EVERYWHERE! ...okay so maybe that's five but still! No wonder my mom got me that smart vac for my birthday...
...Anyway, I bet you're wondering why waking up to my floor at two in the morning is so wierd. Well that's because it's two in the morning and I never get up this early...never ever, and what's more, I don't roll in my sleep...so how did this happen?
"Rainbow Dash what were you thinking?"
"What? He was taking up too much space!"
"It's his bed of course he's going to take up space!"
"Hey I asked nicely!"
"He was asleep how would he hear you? Do you know how much trouble you could have gotten us into if it- he woke up!?"
"Oh come on Twilight, what's the worst that could happen."
I didn't have the lights on so I couldn't quite make out their faces but I could tell one thing and that is that they're pretty dull if they didn't know burglury is a crime.
"Hmm...Well breaking and entering is a crime. So...worst case scenario is you get thrown in jail and on top of that if you broke anything you'll have some huge fines to pay."
"Oh...well maybe it wasn't such a good idea to push him off the bed...huh; hey Twilight, you said this is your first time trying this spell."
"It is!"
"Then how did you know breaking and entering is a crime here?"
"Rainbow I didn't say it was."
"No she didn't, I did. Now, DO YOU MIND TELLING ME WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN MY HOUSE!"
For as dull as these two were they were smart enough to realize that I was wide awake and not too happy. The two of them scrabled for a place to hide...before deciding that under the blanket was the best spot for both of them.
"Twilight move your hooves!"
"Ow! Hey that was my mane!"
...God these two are more clumsy than the three stooges, what kind of burglurs break into someone's house and hop into the owners bed unarmed...
"Hey...you two."
The two of them stifened up under the blanket and started shaking.
"Get out from under there."
The two burglurs did what I ordered and both of them got down from my bed and sat next to me. Not the smartest thing to do but if they are what I think they are then I guess they're just trying to get on my good side.
"We're really sorry sir...we just-"
"Save it." I cut one of them off, hard to tell which one without the lights on, but from what I could gather from the sound of their voices was that they were female. "Where are you two from?"
"Equestria sir."
"That's no where close to here...so you two snuck into my room looking for a place to stay?"
"...Yes sir."
I knew it. Kids do stupid things when they're desprite. Not like I was any different when I first came here.
"The bed is yours for the night. I'll sleep on the couch, we'll talk in to morning so get some sleep." I said as I got up and grabbed a spare blanket from my closet, which wasn't easy seeing as I had to go off memory.
I felt one of their hands grab onto me, for a second I was ready to have to pin them and call the cops but what they said next put my nerves at ease.
"Thanks mister, we owe you big time."
I waved it off and chuckled softly. "Don't think nothing of it, just paying it forward. Anyway see you in the morning."
And with that I closed the door behind me, and got ready for a restless night of twisting and turning on the sofa from hell.