Thank you Jon the new Kid! Cortez yes, yes he does XD but doesn't know people think they have something going on lol. I think that just makes everyone rage quit at how obvioud Stan's being. Yupp this Story has errors and I'm not proud of it :P but i'm too lazy to correct them :D
Nyx Pov
No matter how hard she tried, Nyx couldn't get Wendy's death glare off her. She would call her out on it but that's very 'unmary like' as the other personality's put it. Might as well keep quiet.
"And that's how we win" Kyle finshed looking at the group before him.
"Any question's?" Kyle asked.
Nyx was too deep in thought to listen to Kyle. Of course people think the last thing Nyx would think of was boys but personally she is growing fond of a blond paladin. "He did complement me the other day retrieving the letter's from him and Dovakin" She thought to herself.
It was overwhelming for Nyx she almost screched with Joy. She didn't think anything of it until now. Was he trying to get to her? She needed to know! Yet the other's would suspect something if she went to the KKK.
"Crushing on someone?" Asked a voice in Nyx's head.
"Not now NM! We have nothing to talk about" Nyx shot back at the other personality.
"Uh huh. Do tell are you going to make a move?" NM chuckled to herself.
"Ugh! Pfft as if!" Nyx lied crossing her hand's.
"Great just making sure! You know for Mary's sake we're doing this plan right?" NM asked as Nyx signed.
"Yes now shooo go tell Trey to make you a latte or something" Nyx said as in the distance you could see trey sticking his tongue out at the two.
"By the way Mrs. Perfection!" Nyx said sarcastically. "Testaburger's planning something; Ive seen her eyeing us" Nyx said turning her attention to Wendy.
"Keep an eye on her but don't attack!" NM explained. "But please for the love of Mary don't anger her" NM pleaded as Nyx nodded approvingly.
"I'll 'lighten' the mood" Nyx innocently said as NM nodded and was off.
"So when you say lighten the m-mood your setting off Firework's aren't you?" Trey asked as Nyx nodded.
"Figures" Trey said drinking his latte.
"By the way I would choose giggling donkey, raisin's isn't really my place." Trey chuckled to himself walking off.
"What do you think Mary?" Stan asked.
"Huh? I'm sorry what was the question again?" Nyx asked looking up from her notepad.
"I asked if the giggling Donkey would be a good place or Raisin's" Stan asked.
"Uh What's Raisin's?" Nyx asked. "It's this place where all the girl's whore them self's out for tips and will pretend to listen to you for even more tip's" Micheal explained puffing his cigarette.
"We should definitely go there" Kevin said interested in the place.
"Sign me up for raisin's 2, atleast they serve coffee" Micheal said puffing his cigarette.
"Does it matter?" Nyx questioned not really interested in the question.
"Yes it matters! Do you really wanted to see some girls twerking? It's really disgusting!" Wendy argued.
"Giggling Donkey I suppose" Nyx said ignoring Wendy. Just then a elf came running in shouting.
"My lord! Humans have been spotted near the gate!" Bluecap one of Kyle's noble elve warriors explained.
"What?!" Kyle explained rushing out the door. Followed by everyone in the room.
Kyle POV
Kyle looked through a crack in his door. On the other side you could see the human's coming forward carrying Cartman in his chair. Butter's,Douchebag, and Clyde by his side. Each carrying a box.
Kyle climbed the latter to the archer tower where Douchebag once used it to call all the allies, grabbed the microphone they have up their now and turned it on.
"What do you want FATASS?" Kyle spoke in to the microphone.
"Let me in Jew elf king! For I have a present for Lady Testaburger,Lady Stevens and Princess Mary" Cartman spoke calmly but loud enough for Kyle to hear.
"Is he allowed to do that?" Kyle asked one of his elf's. He simply shrugged his shoulder's in response.
"Fine" Kyle signed. "Let them in" Kyle said as they opened the door.
"Ahh Lady's" Cartman said as he was carried in.
"My people have brought you gifts from the finest tailor in all the land,the place that is called Kohl's" Cartman explained as they presented the gifts they we're holding earlier.
The girl's looked at the boxes before opening them. They revealed dresses much to the kingdom's surprise.
"I-" Nyx tried to look for the right word's. Starring at a Red dress before her holding it up.
"I-it's something" She chocked out. Dresses we're never her thing. "I mean, don't get me wrong they're lovely but I think this color would suit Lady Bebe much better" Nyx explained handing it to her, who couldn't agree more with Mary.
Cartman leaned over and whispered in to Kenny's ear. "I told you, you fag. Red would suit Bebe better" To which Kenny cussed him out in Japanesse cutely.
"Onward's to KFC! where we will feast! To fuel up for tomorrow" Cartman said as they again carried him off.
"Okay we'll pretend nun of that happened" Kyle stated. "You all may continue with your training" Kyle said coming down the tower.
Please review! Ahh kingdom fighting next chapter! Anyone excited!? What's Wendy planning? Will these questions be answered?...I don't know! anyways please review and you'll see the next chapter soon! Bye! :)