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Cartman Pov

"I am the Amazing wizard King" Cartman wrote in a journal. "Tomorrow there will be battle between us and the elves, All for what? You ask. See we just figured something out. You can't be King unless you wed. King Douchebag did not wed. Therfore we sought out the hand Of Princess Mary" Cartman lightly dipped the quill in his ink and continued writing.

"We're the elves looking for trouble?,Will they defeat us?,Will they hide the princess? No one knows for sure. We can only hope to the heavens we win! If I die in battle let it be known that I was the best and only Wizard King there ever was; might as well revive me with their tacos" There was a soft knock on the door.

"Yes?" Cartman asked looking out of his tent. "What is it Clyde!? I'm trying to write the dialogue!" Cartman said a little annoyed.

"Thought I'd let you know that me and Princess Kenny are prepared for tomorrow" Clyde smirked.

"Okay! Goodbye Clyde" Cartman said pretending to shut a fake door.

"I swear Clyde is such an asshole" Cartman wrote. "When did I wed you ask? Well she was a fair maiden I fancied for a long time, when I got the chance to wed her the same day she died fighting the elves! We mourned for 30 moons. But it was never enough for those dirty elves! We kept peace when we had the stick but now they want it!"

"If only the High jew elve was not jealous of all my greatness and power, God's I hate them!" Cartman starred at the paper and tucked it away.

The next Day...

"Holy crap it's cold!" Cartman shouted shaking and trying to keep himself warm. He looked over to where Clyde,Kenny and Douchebag we're sitting talking about something.

"Everything alright here gentleman? Princess Kenny?" Cartman asked.

"Yeah" Clyde replied.

"Where are those elves?!" Cartman called out to the other's.

"Well it is only 10 in the morning" Token explained. "We're not do for Battle till 12"

"Damnit! I thought the elves would be early aswell" Cartman said throwing a fit;swinging his staff around.

"And where the Fuck! Is your army Clyde?!" Cartman yelled pointing at Clyde. Clyde was taken back by his sudden out burst.

"Well they wouldn't play unless I paid them" Clyde explained.

"So where are they?!" Cartman asked.

"There with Craig. at a diner. drinking Coffee." Clyde said.

"God damnit!" Cartman said throwing his fit.

"We are a little early anyway" Tweek cut in shivering like crazy. Having no shirt on would do this to any barbarian.

"God damnit Tweek your a barbarian! Act like it and stop shivering!" Cartman pointed his finger.

"Is it to late to join the elves?" Douchebag whispered to Kenny. She nodded. The humans would have to stay out here in the freezing cold for 2 hours,while they wait for the elves.

Please review! Yeah I know it's a short chapter! But next chapter is the battle which will be out as soon as I write it! anyways please review and you'll see the next chapter soon enough! Bye! :)