The Eds, Brendon, Melissa, and Jason, were all at Ed's house, getting the scam started in Eds front yard. Double D had finished fixing the stand from the bubble scam that failed.

Eddy was bringing boxes of cereal out of Ed's house, including: Trix, lucky Charms, Resses's Puffs, Coca Pebbles, and Oreo O's. Eddy took a deep breath and said. "This is gonna be the scam of a lifetime fellas, we're gonna be freaking loaded."

Double D rolled his eyes, and crossed his arms. "Eddy, I can't even tell you how many times you've said that."

"Just shut your mouth Shakespeare, how's the stand coming along?" Eddy asked with a smile.

Double D sighed and put the hammer down. "It's complete Eddy."

Eddy and Brendon then started placing the cereal boxes on the stand. "Oh, man, I can just see it man! We are gonna be fucking on top guys." Brendon said.

"I can't agree with you more Brendon, you movie-making son of a gun." Eddy said. He then gasped as he saw Ed was getting into the cereal. He yelled. "Ed! What are you doing?!"

Ed then continued to eat the cereal and said. "I am eating my cereal, Mr. Bossy." He then stuck his tongue out as Double D was chuckling a bit.

Eddy then was turning red in the face from anger, he then jumped Ed, strangling him and said. "You're eating the merchandise to make money lumpy!"

"Hey, come on now! Get off Ed now, violence isn't the answer Eddy." Melissa said with her hands on her hips.

"Shut up bitch!" Eddy responded. Melissa just gave him the middle finger.

Brendon then saw a kid walking by, and it was Johnny. "Hey, Eddy, looks like we got our first customer."

Eddy then smiled, and let go of Ed. "Oh, yeah baby! Time for business." He then walked over to the stand next to Double D. Jason was holding the money jar. Eddy smiled and said. "Welcome to Ed's Popular-Cereal Brands, how may I help you today."

Johnny looked at all the boxes of cereal with his tongue hanging out. He then held Plank to his ear and said. "What's that Plank?"

Eddy then rolled his eyes and facepalmed. Jason then whispered to Eddy. "Dude, isn't this kid a little old for an imaginary friend?"

Before Eddy could answer Johnny then shouted. "Plank wants Coco Pebbles!"

Eddy then smiled and handed him the box of cereal. "That will be a lousy 25-cents."

Johnny reached into his pocket and put the money in the jar. Jason was smiling at the jar, while holding it and said. "The power of business."

Then as Johnny was then walking away he then held Plank to his ear, and said. "What's that buddy? They did what?"

Eddy was sweating nervously. "Oh, damn."

Johnny then ran back to the stand, and said. "Me and Plank are on to your scam! This cereal has gone bad! It's years old! We want our money back." Johnny then reached out for the money jar.

Jason then pulled the jar back from him and said. "Sorry, no refunds motherfucker."

Double D gasped as Eddy smiled. "I'm rubbing off on you Jason, now finish him off."

"You're to fucking old for an imaginary friend retard, now get your ass laid." Jason said, as he was keeping the money jar from Johnny.

Johnny's face was turning red in anger. Double D was panicking. "Oh, look what you did now Eddy!"

Johnny then jumped Jason pounding him, as Double D and Melissa gasped. "Say that one more time douchebag! I dare you!" Johnny yelled.

"I'll bet you don't even know what a douche is dipshit." Jason said as he punched him off him, Johnny then smashed into the stand and broke it.

Eddy then turned red as steam came out of his ears. "You wrecked my scam kid!" He shouted.

Brendon then stuck his hands in Johnny's pockets, and pulled the rest of his money out. Johnny was unconscious. Double D gasped. "Brendon! Did you just mug Johnny!"

"Oh, my gosh! Brendon! Jason! What's happened to you guys!" Melissa shouted.

"Yeah, you're being naughty, meanies." Ed said pointing his finger.

Jason and Brendon were counting the money in the jar ignoring them. "Who gives a damn? Let's go get some jawbreakers." Brendon said.

Eddy was crying in joy. He then grabbed Double D by the shirt and said. "Double D! Do you see how I've rubbed off on these guys?"

"Yes, Eddy, you truly have created monsters.," Double D responded.

Brendon and Jason then passed by them with the money jar and Brendon said. "Lead the way Eddy."

Ed then followed them in a stupid manner, laughing. "We're gonna get jawbreakers!"

Eddy then let go of Double D's shirt and walked his way towards the candy store smiling with his hands in his pockets, as Double D and Melissa facepalmed.

All six of them were now walking out of the candy store, and they bought in total 10 jawbreakers. Ed had one in his mouth, as well as Brendon. Eddy and Jason had 2 in their mouths. Double D and Melissa also had some, but refused to eat them, being ashamed of how Brendon and Jason stoll the money from Johnny.

They were slowly walking back to the Cul-de-Sac, Double D rolled his eyes in anger and said. "Well Eddy, you really reached a new low turning these innocent children into con-artist lowlifes."

Eddy then shoved the jawbreaker Double D was holding into his mouth and said. "It's all part of business sockhead."

Double D was getting weak by the taste of the jawbreaker, as he moaned. "How could something so bad taste so good."

A few minutes later, the 6 children were sitting on the sidewalk by Eddy's house, and Jason was really enjoying the jawbreakers. "Oh, my god, it's fucking fantastic! The jawbreakers are the meaning of my existence."

Melissa looked at Jason worried. She then said to Brendon. "Brendon, Jason's scaring me, I knew these jawbreakers would be bad for him."

"Melissa, just relax, it's not that bad." Brendon said with a smile.

Suddenly, Jason had finished his jawbreakers. He then started shaking, having a panic attack. "I need more! Damn it I need more!" Jason shouted.

Melissa covered her eyes embarrassed. "Oh, no..."

Jason then jumped over to Eddy and reached into his mouth, and yanked his jawbreaker out, and put it in his mouth. "Good golly almighty!" Double D shouted.

Eddy then stood up and grabbed Jason by the shirt, holding his fist out, and said. "You little rat bastard! After all I've-"

Jason then punched Eddy off and shouted. "I have a problem damn it!" He then ran over to Melissa, yanking the jawbreaker she was holding. "Let me have it Melissa! Let me have it!"

"Jason! You've had enough!" Melissa shouted, pulling the jawbreaker back.

"Melissa you're not gonna fucking eat it anyway, now let me have it bitch!" Jason shouted, with an evil crazy look in his eyes.

"I'm gonna have to ask you to keep your voice down!" Melissa then punched him. She then gasped and said. "Oh, Jason! I'm sorry, I just-"

Jason then spit the jawbreaker out and said. "Melissa, I'm the one who's sorry. Here I am just just swearing at you and treating you like crap, when deep down I,"

Melissa was smiling, having tears in her eyes. Before Jason could finish a voice then came out of the blue that startled all of them. "Well, well, looks like this boy's out of his mind from so much sugar." Lee Kanker said.

"Kankers." Eddy said as he saw the Kanker Sisters standing near them.

Marie then walked over to Jason and picked him up by the back of his shirt. "Since this little cutie likes sugar so much, let's give him some sugar of our own girls. Haha,"

"What no! No! Let me go you crazy bitches!" Jason shouted.

"Oh, he's got a potty mouth too. Let's take him to our trailer and teach him a lesson." May said, they then made a mad dash for the Trailer Park, kidnapping Jason.

"Jason! We gotta save him!" Melissa shouted, as she began to cry.

"And we will Melissa! Don't you worry." Brendon said.

Double D stood up and said. "We will not allow such an in-justice. We are going to stand up to those Kanker Sisters and get our friend back!" Brendon, Melissa, Ed, and Eddy all stood up and nodded with serious looks.

Meanwhile, over at the Kanker's trailer. The girls had pore Jason tied down on the couch, and they had their shirts off. "What are you skanks gonna do with me? Let's me! Let me go!" Jason shouted.

Marie then grabbed him and sat him in her lap and said. "As soon as you tell us which one of us you want to lay first, and you lick my tits. Do we have a deal."

Jason's eyes widened, as he struggled to break free. "You fucking skunkbag-skanks! Let me go you crazy cunts!" He shouted.

May then began to smoke a cigarette and said. "That potty mouth needs to be taught a lesson."

Eddy then kicked down the door and walked in as Double D, Melissa, Brendon and Ed followed.

Marie then dropped Jason and said. "Well, look who wants to join the party?"

"You little little sex-venture is over, now let that little kid go, you witchy-cunt bitches!" Eddy demanded.

"Sure we will, under one condition." Lee said as she May and Marie were walking closer to the Eds.

"Oh, dear, I don't like the sound of that." Double D said in horror.

Brendon and Melissa were un-tieing Jason, as Brendon said. "We got you buddy."

"Oh, thank goodness." Jason said with a smile, and as he was fully united he then held on to Melissa by the shoulders and gave her a kiss. Brendan's eyes widened as he smiled, seeing his 2 best friends finally together.

Brendon, Jason, and Melissa were now heading towards the door as they saw the Eds being held down by the Kankers getting molested. "Hey, Eddy, look man we really appreciate what you did to help our friend, is there anything we can do?" Brendon said.

"Yeah, please go back to where you guys came from!" Eddy moaned.

As the 3 left the Trailer, Jason then looked down and said. "Gosh guys, I feel so ashamed. The Eds are taking the punishment for this, and it's my fault."

Brendan patted Jason on the back and said. "No this is my responsibility dude. I took you guys away from your homes and caused all this. You know what? I deserve a punishment, I'm giving myself to the Kankers!" Brendon then ran back into the Trailer.

Jason and Melissa then laughed, smiling at each other. "Well, Jason, I guess this is one adventure we'll never forget."Melissa said with a smile. Jason nodded his head agreeing.

Johnny then walked up to them with Plank, taking deep breaths in anger. "You'll wanna forget it, when me and Plank are done with your asses." Johnny then set Plank down and jumped Jason and Melissa, being the living shit out of them.

The End.

Author's note: Well, that's the end of my crossover story. Hope you guys liked it. I know it could have been better, but I try my best.