A word for my reviewers (since I'm too lazy to PM you or you're a guest…):

AnjoRemix – lol, ya gotta love omakes and side characters who ruin the main characters' plans… ^.^' And I'm glad that you like my story to the point of being unable to stop laughing, it means I'm doing something right… Still not completely sure what, but it is something… (starts reading past chapters in search of the answer)

Guest - *Blink blink, blush* I can't believe I didn't notice that even though Te-chan is the main character… But yeah, I think that's what I was attempting to make sure was there… ^.^' But seventh chapter was such a long time ago, and Te-chan is most certainly gender confused, thus he doesn't get the joke that Aomine and Kise were so cracked up over… ^.^' Since you reviewed at the seventh chapter, I'm kinda wondering whether you will actually see this… Oh well, it'll serve as an explanation and a reminder of the hilarity that had shown itself in the seventh chapter… Though I don't think it was as funny as last chapter's omake ^.^

Guest – Yes, you have to wonder whether Te-chan will be able to look at our dear lovely and sexy-as-fuck MiraGen the same again… Especially the more outgoing ones (meaning, Kise, Aomine, and Murasakibara) but we'll eventually work him towards that. *fingers crossed with a mischievous smile*

Anyways, now that that's done… on with the twelfth chapter… ( That word looks so difficult to say but then you say it so easily… I had actually forgotten how to spell twelfth… -.-')

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Kuroko was ready to give up. He had been attempting so hard for the past twenty minutes, so very hard, to do this one simple task. It was stuck; there was no way he was going to be able to get it out. No way at all. He glared at the item, looking nothing more like a fuming kitten that refused to show its enemy that it was indeed fuming, before attempting again. Kuroko sighed, giving up completely, as he considered the stuck item from below – lord knows he couldn't look at it from above – and sighed again, slumping his shoulders.

His history book was stuck in his locker for good.

How did he even get the blasted book in there in the first place? He remembered he was in a hurry, attempting to avoid talking to two of the MiraGen at the same time – Haizaki's words were stuck in his mind after all – he panicked when he saw both Aomine and Kise walking his way, and he threw the book in there before shutting his locker and blending into the crowd. But how did he throw it in there?!

"Kuroko?" A male voice came from behind him and he turned around, thinking it was Midorima kind of, only to meet the brown eyes of Ogiwara. They had yet to start a real conversation – aside from when Kuroko was searching for answers – so they hadn't had the ability to catch up. Ogiwara looked nothing short of amused. Before he looked to be panicking. "Ah! We're at school and I probably shouldn't call you that should I? I'm so sorry!" Kuroko smiled.

"That's alright, you can call me that. It'd be weird if you started calling me Kuro instead." Kuroko allowed, turning back towards the stuck book. What was he going to do about first hour? He kind of needed the book so he could finish an assignment as well.

"You need some help there?" The amusement was back now that Kuroko had turned his attention to the problem at hand.

"No, I've got it under control." Yes, he desperately needed someone's help. But he wasn't going to bother Ogiwara-kun about it. That would be both rude and bothersome. An amused hum sounded behind him before a slightly tanned hand reached over Kuroko to grab the book, turning it to the side at a particular angle, and pulling it out so easily it made Kuroko wonder why in the world he had bothered telling the teen that he could do it himself when he so obviously could not. Kuroko turned around, seeing Ogiwara with the book resting on his shoulder and smirking slightly at him, and bowed slightly in thanks. "It was unnecessary for you to help, as I was perfectly fine without your help, but thank you anyways." Kuroko held his hand out for the book as Ogiwara made another amused sound before giving it to him.

"You haven't changed at all Kuroko." After handing the book to him and saying that, he ruffled Kuroko's – extremely difficult to deal with and just managed to get relatively nice for the day – hair.

A few meters away, totally unnoticed by the two but making everyone else hyper aware of him as he leaned against the wall, stood a certain red head with dual colored eyes. As he took in the scene in front of him, he went through the facts in his mind.

The boy's name was Ogiwara Shigehiro. He was of average height, average grades, average looks, slightly above average athletic abilities, but other than all of this, he was unnoticeable. His parents were frankly normal, if not really boring, and the only one who had reason for a bit of hope for their future was the youngest Ogiwara, a little girl just entering her third year of elementary school. All in all, this insect should not be talking to his Tetsuya.

The nuisance must be eradicated.

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The make-up artist and hair dresser took extra care to make sure that everything was perfect so that it would not cause their valuable lead actress any discomfort. The outfit that she was given to change into were simple pajamas, the top a button up long sleeve one with the design of a repeated dog. Though the bottoms didn't match at all – they were a pair of skin tight black shorts.

Kuroko had to wonder about the difference between the top and the bottom before shaking off the confusion and heading towards the set area. Akashi, Aomine, Midorima, and Murasakibara were there waiting – Kise had a photo shoot he had to go to so he couldn't make it – and it seemed as though they were arguing yet again about something. They were standing near the place where Takuya and Kuraiya were arguing as well. Aomine was the first to look up at Kuroko and he gained a strange expression to his face. It was difficult to see with his dark skin but… was he blushing? Before Kuroko could ask him, though, Aomine had already run off with his mouth hiding his nose. Kuroko tilted his head to the side as the argument between the Miracles had stopped, the remaining three staring after the tanned male in confusion. "Do I look that bad?" Kuroko tilted his head to the side as he lifted his arms – the hands covered by how long the sleeves were – and looked down at himself. Sure, his hair looked like he had just woken up back when he did have long hair but the hair dresser had told him that it was supposed to. He couldn't find anything else wrong with how he looked – unless it just didn't look good on him at all. He looked up and blinked at the three that were now staring at him, tilting his head again. The reactions were near instantaneous.

Midorima's face turned such a dark red that it was close to being purple and it clashed horribly with his green hair. He attempted to stammer out a reply but it sounded like absolute nonsense before he tripped over his own feet while trying to walk backwards. Murasakibara blinked at Kuroko a few times; gaining a blush the longer he stared, before staring down at his potato chip that he had lifted before Kuroko had appeared in contemplation. He then set it back in the bag, rolled the opened side up to shut it, and put it in his bag for later. Then he gained a strange look in his eyes that Kuroko couldn't quite describe. Was it… hunger? If that was so, why had he put the potato chips away? Akashi had the weirdest reaction though, in Kuroko's opinion – though nothing could really top Aomine's running away the moment he saw him – and it really was. After all, it seemed as though he started blushing while staring at him, his dual colored eyes alight with some sort of realization, before his expression darkened and his fingers twitched on his arms where he had crossed them. There was a clatter as the sudden silence was suddenly replaced with stammered yells and commands, along with running feet – though Kuroko could've sworn that most of the commands that he heard being shouted were being repeated from a few minutes ago. Suddenly the dark expression turned to a smile as Akashi spoke. "You look perfectly fine, Te." Kuroko couldn't help but feel complete and utter doubt – why was everyone having such strong reactions to seeing him then? This was worse than back in elementary when he wasn't thought of as a girl! Kuroko frowned in his confusion. "In fact, you look a little too adorable." Kuroko's eyes widened, flashing over to Akashi in shock. When Akashi just looked back at him in confusion, Kuroko shook his head. There's no way that Akashi would say that about him.

Meanwhile, Akashi was confused about why that sentence would shock the bluenette so bad. It was true. The boy was adorable on a daily basis but as he looked now, he looked almost like a mirage from Aphrodite. The pajama top swamped him, though it was the smallest size that they could find for it along with having had quite a few meetings with the dryer, and the knee length shorts might as well not even be there with how little it left to the imagination. His hair was mussed to be perfect after a full night of sleep – or for the morning after a certain event – and his face looked porcelain soft. The eye liner and mascara caused his eyes to look larger as well. All in all, it made Akashi realize how they were so taken with the boy so quickly. It was hard not to with the innocent personality he displayed along with how adorable the boy could look. Also, seeing the boy with long hair again made him realize that he rather liked Kuroko with long hair. It was a feature that he missed.

Akashi's thoughts were interrupted by a fangirl scream – more an eardrum shattering screech but with more love in it. "Oh my God, Tetsu-kun you're so adorable!" With that, a pink blur was attached to Kuroko's side in a hug. This seemed to bring both Murasakibara and Midorima out of their trances – Midorima was still stuttering on the ground until Momoi appeared. Akashi watched in amusement as Midorima picked himself up and regained composure and Murasakibara grabbed a box of pocky out of one of his pockets. Momoi wasn't all that bad to look at either – she was put in a tank top that showed her breasts rather well along with sweats that were probably a size or three too small or cut off just below the knee by scissors – it's just that she wasn't Kuroko. That and they had known her since the first year of junior high. They were desensitized from her annoying habits and such.

"Thank you Momoi-san." Kuroko said blankly, removing the pink hair girl's arms from his person.

"Mou, call me Sa-chan!" Momoi pouted as Aomine came back from where he had run to, bloody tissues sticking out of his nose.

"Are you alright Aomine-kun?" Kuroko asked, finally taking the first step closer from the ten feet he had kept between him and the group with a worried expression. Aomine seemed determined to not run off this time.

"Yeah, I just… tripped! I tripped and fell nothing else!" He grinned, closing his eyes and crossing his fingers behind his head. He received four disapproving stares and an innocent expression full of relief that nothing was wrong with the tanned male – relief that he hadn't been punched or anything.

Momoi shook her head in disbelief, "Pervert."

Murasakibara chewed on his pocky stick while staring at Aomine. "Mine-chin should be more honest and clean his thoughts with soap." You're one to talk, Aomine thought drily.

"Idiot," Midorima pushed his glasses up, looking at the ganguro with disgust – he could actually say something since he really didn't think anything dirty and more or less had a mental overload from the adorable creature that is Kuroko.

"Daiki, you have triple the menu tomorrow morning and afternoon." Akashi smiled kindly in the tanned boy's direction.

"But – "Aomine started to protest but was cut off by the promise of five times the training, which caused him to start going pale. He was strong but he most certainly wasn't this strong.

Akashi didn't have room to talk either – though he did get away with it.

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"You're going now?" The pink haired teenager on the bed stared sadly at the blue haired girl who was packing together things in an excited manner. "What am I going to do about the younger kids? They hate me!" The girl slumped as she pouted.

"You're just over exaggerating, Momo-chan." The bluenette stated shortly, glancing over at the girl. "They all love you very much; you're the big sister they never had."

Momo deadpanned at the girl. "No, I'm most certain they hate me. After all, you don't put sharp objects in the shoes of someone you love."

"They just don't want you to leave."

"They trip me down the stairs!"

"They hug you as they pass by."

"They throw food at me!"

"They want you to try what they think is delicious."

"They cut my hair when I'm sleeping!"

"They want you to look nice."

"They once sent the neighbors dogs after me!"

"…. They wanted to play with you."

"Teru-chan, you're mean to me too!" Momo started crying, waterfalls falling down her face. "You're taking their side!"

"I am not; I'm trying to show you that they love you." Teru said with a smile as she set the last of her clothes, neatly folded, into the suitcase. There was only a small amount that she was able to take with her and she wouldn't be wearing any of them except for on Sundays, the days that classes were out.

"They love you, they hate me." Momo grumbled as she started handing different items to Teru.

"You'll see, they love you all the way to the bottom of their hearts." Almost as if on cue, two kids came in. The girl with short (for a girl) brown hair and hazel eyes, the boy also with short brown hair, his hair slightly darker, but dark brown eyes. "Right guys?"

The two kids nodded in agreement, "Yes, Teru-nee-chan!" They said in unison smiling widely before Teru turned around, giving Momo a 'see?' look, when the boy stuck his tongue out at Momo and the girl pointed at Momo before making the symbol that she was going down. Of course, Teru didn't see any of this.

"You're going to be perfectly fine by yourself, Momo-chan." Teru smiled at the horrified Momo.

"I don't want you to leave, Teru-nee-chan!" The boy hugged Teru's leg, teary eyes staring up at Teru pathetically.

"I'll be back after this school year, don't worry. I'll also come visit during Christmas." She patted the boy's head, finally putting the last item in her suit case. "Now, go play with Siri-chan, I'll come say good bye to each of you before I go." She herded the two out of her room, closing the door before heading towards Momo with a serious expression. "There's only one more thing I need you to do Momo-chan." She said as she pulled out a pair of red handled scissors.

"No, not that! I can't do it, Teru-chan! Your hair is precious to you, you told me so before that it was!" Momo refused, shaking her head quickly and waving her hands wildly. There was a moment of silence on Teru's side before a conclusion seemed to have been reached.

"Then it won't be a problem if I cut my hair first?" Momo watched with wide eyes as Teru gathered her hair in her hand, pulling the scissors back so that she could cut it.

A loud snip sounded.

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In case you all are wondering, yes the two kids are Shin and Hana… Couldn't use someone else, it would be a waste of perfectly find OCs if I only used them once. And I feel kind of sorry for Aomine after having put him through that torture… ^.^' Oh well, he'll survive… somehow…

I don't have anything to randomly ramble about at the moment (aside from how I was going to put a picture of what I thought of when I made Kuroko get his hair cut but it wouldn't let me use it as a cover to the story since the picture was too big since Kise was also gender bended in it and Kuroko was off to the side, so he was slightly cut off when I put it on my account so I'm not gonna use it anymore) and I don't have an idea for an omake (aside from another fight between the MiraGen and Shin or Hana insulting Kuroko some more…) so I'll just go ahead and inform you of the roles that each character has…

Kuroko – Kuroko Teruma – The main female role; an orphan. (His manager attempted to get the director to give him his actual name but the director (not realizing it was his actual name) said that it wasn't cute enough so he ended up with Teru as his female name and Teruma as his 'cross dressing' name)

Akashi – Akagyoku Sei – He is the student council president, and he bothers Kuroko about the littlest things. (Akagyoku was chosen since Akashi means 'Red Emperor', I looked up the Japanese word for the 'King' in shogi and it's called 'Gyoku' or 'Gyokushou' so I replaced the emperor with king and… yeah, Sei is shortened from his first name… ^.^')

Aomine – Aoi Daima – The idol that Kuroko enters the school for and the main male role. (Aoi means blue and I was thinking about names for his first name and I thought of the Daimyou from Naruto… Then I thought 'no, he's not cool enough to be a Daimyou' and he ended up with Daima… ^.^')

Kise – Kichi Ryou – Playboy; flirts with anyone considered 'cute' – aka Kuroko. (Kichi because of his actual last name then his habit of adding 'cchi' to other peoples' names… Ryou is just me being lazy and taking the 'ta' off his first name…)

Midorima – Midori Shin – Librarian part timer; often helps Kuroko. (Just me being lazy again… ^.^' That and I couldn't think of anything for his name… anything…)

Murasakibara – Murasaki Atshi – Delinquent; often skips class and attempts to get Kuroko to as well. (Last name is me being lazy, first name is me just taking the s and the u out of Atsushi… ^.^')

Momoi – Momo – Childhood friend from the orphanage (Not planning on allowing Momoi to sneak in anymore, this was her guest appearance since she wanted to be in the movie with her 'Tetsu-kun'… She just forced her way in as the childhood friend…)

Welp, there we go! The twelfth chapter!

Have a good night, I'm gonna go watch TV like my dad and my brother want me to… -.-' and I don't want to…

Nightmare