Marco x Jean: Camping absolutely sucks.

The soft breeze ran through the car. Marco and I have been going out for at least a year, and then right on my birthday he goes and brings me out camping even though I absolutely DESPISE camping. My thoughts right now you may ask? There simple when we set up the tent tonight I might just pick him up , chuck him in the creek and drown him in a precise way so no one will find out it was me.

I look out the window and put my head phones in. Because I don't even want to hear Marco singing Ke$ha songs, I sigh, wow he sure picked the day with the best weather for sleeping in till around 1:00pm then playing video games. I lean back in my chair putting a pillow around my head drown out "Tic tok on the clock" in a nails on the blackboard version.

~1 hour later~

"WHEN THE HELL ARE WE GONNA GET THERE, I MEAN COME ON WHY….."

"Where there."

"DID YOU EVEN oh ok."

I scramble out of the car. "I need foooooooood!" I yell to clearly no one because Marco was already half a mile away. "HEY, WAIT UP!"

"OH COME ON SLOW POKE HURRY UP!"

I sighed before I ran after him.

~Later ~

"Tent…..Finally….Up…..yay!" Marco said before he hit the ground

"Marco….."

Marco shoots straight up, looking like he didn't spend 3hrs getting here and another hour setting up the tent" "Yes?"

"Nothing" I muttered before slipping into the sleeping bag in the tent

"Ok…, Goodnight Jean"

"Goodnight Marco"

~About 3 hours or less later~

My brain is about to explode! Marco is snoring louder than New York City at night! I zip open the tent and climb out. The water is reflecting the moon so beautifully. Ok I must admit this is great. About s minutes later I hear a noise in the bush. I sit still.

"KARATEEE CHOPPPPP!" As a hand comes down and hits my shoulder.

"OWWWWWW!" I yell

Marco hugs me from behind "nice night, isn't it?"

"It would've been if you didn't KARATEE CHOPPPPP! Me" I say in a mimicking voice

Marco sits beside me, leaning on my shoulder and starts playing with my hair. I give him my STARE OF DEATH! And he sits up straight .

"Marco?"

"Yeah?"

"Why did you bring me here?"

"So I could do this…"

He leans forward giving me a peck on the cheek.

"You're trying to make this fan fiction go towards a sexual ending aren't you?"

"Maybe!"

"Well sorry but….that isn't going to happen now go to bed!"

"ok"

~end of part 2~