Welcome to chapter 3 of "Ed space". Now this chapter is all about preparation, preparation for what you ask? Preparation for fighting Necromorphs of course. But what Will Ed be using? You'll just have to wait and see in chapter 3 which is called...
Chapter three
Items of dismemberment
"So Ed what do you plan on using for equipment?" Double D asked
"I'm going to use the stuff in my black box" Ed replied as he walked to the black box and opened it he then pulled out...
"The thingamajig!" Eddy yelled in shock "I remember, that's the thing you used it to save Melon dork"
"Yep and my gravy, I kept it after I used it as average Joe and I filled it with loads of things that I took from the time capsule and other things" Ed said happily "it has everything I could need to fight these Necromorphs, in fact I made a list, using red crayon" Ed then past the spelling mistake filled list to Eddy
List of stuffs in the thingamajig
2X Canadian sqert guns (with thirty litres of the toxic gravy frommy room, thirty litres of Krankshaft no.5, ten shots worth of Montezuma's Free Range Manure and five shots worth of Eddy's Brother's Armenian Secret Hot Sauce for emergenzies only)
2X Giant rotting dooling fish
1X Baking powduh vapoor barrierer
1X Graperling hook
"Well lumpy this pretty good list, but won't you need an armor or something to protect that monobrow of yours? Eddy asked
"Yep and I got just the thing, cause I ordered using a ticket on the last page of the last issue of my Space of death comic book" Ed said as he pulled out an Intermediate Engineer RIG from the black box.
"And this thing works?" Double D asked
"You bet your sweet bippy it does" Ed said as he put on the rig, tied the thingamajig to his back and set off on his first mission.
And so another chapter comes to an end. Sorry the chapter was short, but I promise the next chapter will be longer. Also Ed's spelling mistakes were once again purposeful. Well ciao.