Beck, Jade, Andre, Tori, Trina, Cat, and Robbie all sat at the table in Andre's kitchen. They had just ordered a pizza.
"This is nice, guys. Just relaxing. No conflict. No craziness, just a normal day eating pizza with friends." Tori said smiling.
Everyone sat in silence for a while. Robbie broke it.
"Guys, you do realize that Andre lives on the third floor, right?"
"You're right!" Andre realized. Everyone except Tori groaned.
"So?" Tori responded, confused.
"So, whoever goes to pay the pizza man has to go down 3 flights of stairs, you idiot." Jade said rudely. Tori looked offended.
"I'm not getting it." Trina said.
"Nose goes?" Tori asked. Everyone but Beck put their hands on their noses.
"No, I'll roll this die..."
"You mean, dice?" Cat asked, cutting Beck off.
"Dice is more than one. Die is just one." Andre informed.
"Are you sure?" Tori asked.
"Yes."
"I don't like that word, die." Cat said, crossing her arms.
"Well get over it. Continue, Beck." Jade said.
"Like I was saying, I'll roll the die..."
"Dice."
"Okay, fine Cat. I'll roll this one DICE, even though that's not grammatically correct, and I'll count down the table from my left the number I roll. For example, If I roll a two, Andre goes." Beck explained.
Everyone agreed.
"That means, they'll be 5 other alternate universes with different outcomes." Robbie said flatly, Everyone looked at him weird.
"You don't honestly believe in that stuff, do you?" Jade asked. Robbie shrugged his shoulders.
Beck threw the die in the air.
It landed.
FIVE.
"One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Cat." Beck counted.
Cat didn't say anything.
The doorbell rang and Cat left the room without a word.
They sat in silence for a little bit.
"I'm really talented and pretty." Trina said.
"That's a matter of opinion." Andre said, shrugging.
They sat in silence for a bit more.
"This is boring." Beck said.
"Want to sing a song?" Andre asked.
"Let's not and say we d..."
"Here I am...once again..." Tori started, cutting off Jade.
"Feeling lost, but now and then..." Robbie and Trina added, joining in.
"SHUT UP." Jade screamed.
"Can we..."
"NO!" Jade shouted, cutting Robbie off.
"Then what CAN we do?" Tori asked.
"We can sit in silence until Cat gets back." Jade said.
"But that's bo..." Andre started
"SHHH!"
Beck sighed.
"Babe are you really gonna..."
"SHHH!"
"Gonna sush every..."
"SHHH!"
"I guess you are."
"SHHH!"
"Okay!"
"SHHH!"
"Jade you can't tell us what to do!" Tori said.
Jade pulled a sharp pair of scissors out of her purse.
"Got a problem, Tori?"
"No ma'am." Tori said, frightened. They sat in silence for what seemed like hours. I was really 1 minute and 23 seconds.
Just then, Cat came back with the pizza.
"I'm back. The pizza guy said he'd marry me for $900 and I said no. Then he asked me what my cup size was, which is weird because we didn't order any drinks, so I said 'sir, we didn't order any drinks' and he said 'Oooo. Funny and sexy, I like that.' and he said we could have the pizza for free if I gave him my number so I said okay and I was going to give him a fake number but I panicked and gave him your number by mistake, Tori. Sorry."
"WHAT!?" Tori yelled. Just then, Tori's text notification sound went of 33 times, she turned her phone off.
They sat in silence for a bit.
"Aye! Free Pizza!" Andre shouted. Everyone except Tori laughed as Cat put the pizza on the table and sat down.
"I wonder what happened in those 5 other universes." Robbie said.