Beck, Jade, Andre, Tori, Trina, Cat, and Robbie all sat at the table in Andre's kitchen. They had just ordered a pizza.
"This is nice, guys. Just relaxing. No conflict. No craziness, just a normal day eating pizza with friends." Tori said smiling.
Everyone sat in silence for a while. Robbie broke it.
"Guys, you do realize that Andre lives on the third floor, right?"
"You're right!" Andre realized. Everyone except Tori groaned.
"So?" Tori responded, confused.
"So, whoever goes to pay the pizza man has to go down 3 flights of stairs, you idiot." Jade said rudely. Tori looked offended.
"I'm not getting it." Trina said.
"Nose goes?" Tori asked. Everyone but Beck put their hands on their noses.
"No, I'll roll this die..."
"You mean, dice?" Cat asked, cutting Beck off.
"Dice is more than one. Die is just one." Andre informed.
"Are you sure?" Tori asked.
"Yes."
"I don't like that word, die." Cat said, crossing her arms.
"Well get over it. Continue, Beck." Jade said.
"Like I was saying, I'll roll the die..."
"Dice."
"Okay, fine Cat. I'll roll this one DICE, even though that's not grammatically correct, and I'll count down the table from my left the number I roll. For example, If I roll a two, Andre goes." Beck explained.
Everyone agreed.
"That means, they'll be 5 other alternate universes with different outcomes." Robbie said flatly, Everyone looked at him weird.
"You don't honestly believe in that stuff, do you?" Jade asked. Robbie shrugged his shoulders.
Beck threw the die in the air.
Trina grabbed it out of mid-air.
"What are you doing?" Beck asked.
"One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six." Trina said, pointing around the table.
"What?" Tori asked.
"ONE. TWO. THREE. FOUR. FIVE. SIX." She said louder.
"Don't repeat it, explain it." Andre said.
"A die only has six sides."
"A dice!" Cat shouted.
"What's your point?" Jade asked.
"It has six sides, and there's seven of us. One is Jade. Two is Andre. Three is Tori. Four is me. Five is Cat. Six is Robbie. No matter what it lands on, Beck won't have to go!" Trina explained.
Everyone gasped and turned to Beck.
"You tried to trick us?" Cat asked, hurt.
"Yeah." Beck said scratching his neck.
"I think we should vote on who gets the pizza. Who votes Beck?" Robbie asked. They all raised their hands. The doorbell rang.
"I believe that's your bell!" Robbie, Andre, Tori, Cat, Jade, and Trina said in unison. Beck sighed and went out to get it.
They sat in silence.
"Anyone want to play 20 questions?" Tori asked.
"No." Jade said.
"Sing Make It Shine?"
"NO!"
"Why do you shoot down all of my ideas!?"
"I hate you."
Trina gasped.
"You can't talk to my sister like that!"
"You aren't too fond of her either" Jade shrugged.
"I love my sister."
"Tori is my friend."
"Really?"
"Yes, really."
"You said you hate her."
"I hate everybody. No offense, guys."
"Jade stole your jacket and lit it on fire and she gave me $20 dollars not to tell you!" Trina shouted.
"You what?!" Tori asked.
"Well...Trina told me what flowers you were allergic to so I could give you that bouquet and make you have a bad reaction!"
Tori gasped.
"Robbie has card board cut outs of Cat!" Trina yelled.
"Tori has a picture of Beck shirtless at the beach on her phone!" Robbie shouted.
"Andre has a huge crush on..." Tori began.
"LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!" Andre screamed, tuning everyone out.
"I HAVE MY OWN SPIN-OFF SERIES WITH SAM PUCKETT!" Cat screamed.
"What?" Robbie asked.
Everyone began arguing and yelling back and forth until Beck came back in with the pizza. Everyone was upset.
"That pizza guy was..."
"Just shut up and bring us the pizza." Trina said.
Beck sat down with the pizza. Jade took a bite.
"This pizza sucks." She said.
"You suck." Tori responded.
"You all suck." Trina added.
"I wonder if you guys suck as much in those other 5 universes." Robbie said.