THIS ACCOUNT IS NO LONGER OWNED BY FLEZ. IT'S OWNED BY ME, THE TRUE JJ DICKLONG! GET READY TO BURN IN HELL, FUCKERS!

As a kit, Redpaw always dreamed of becoming a warrior. She wanted it so badly that she couldn't imagine doing anything else. Then one-day Spottedleaf visits her in her dream and tells her she must become a medicine cat and gives her no reason why. This thrusts Redpaw into a horrible dilemma: should she follow the wishes of StarClan and become a medicine cat? Or will she fight back?

inspired by JJ Dicklong

Butterfly has lived in the same place all of her life. However nothing stays forever. Over the course of a few moons her home gets destroyed by the incoming two-legs and all of the cats are barely able to survive. Yet their leader Sunrise still refuses to leave. Will Butterfly be able to take charge and stand up for what’s right? Or will she be doomed along with the rest of them?

(Trollfic) This story is all about a few cats who go on a silly, random, and overall derpy adventure through a make-believe version of the warrior cats universe. It's quite a mess, but fun for those people who like silly stuff. Enjoy!

Frost was from BloodClan. All she wants to do is to leave, but they think that can never happen. She has a clan now, but however happy things may seem, they never go right.

[Time Travel AU] Firestar has lost his first life in the battle against BloodClan, but instead of sending him back, Bluestar has another destiny in mind. Thrown back into his kittypet collar, Firepaw must now try and solve all of StarClan's problems once again. What's worse - the only cat who can guide him also happens to be a "-paw" herself.

YOU'RE ALL WORTHLESS PIECES OF GARBAGE AND YOU KNOW IT!

YOU'RE ALL WORTHLESS PIECES OF GARBAGE AND YOU KNOW IT!

YOU'RE ALL WORTHLESS PIECES OF GARBAGE AND YOU KNOW IT!

YOU'RE ALL WORTHLESS PIECES OF GARBAGE AND YOU KNOW IT!

YOU'RE ALL WORTHLESS PIECES OF GARBAGE AND YOU KNOW IT!

YOU'RE ALL WORTHLESS PIECES OF GARBAGE AND YOU KNOW IT!

YOU'RE ALL STUPID, WORTHLESS PIECES OF GARBAGE AND YOU KNOW IT!

"Beware the haze which looms ahead..." "The moon can face it's fate..." Every cat has a place in the clan, a role to play which helps them fit in. But what happens when a couple of cats feel as though they don't belong? Follow Moonpaw and Hazepaw as they find the pathes the stars have laid out for them.

Ravenpaw: Ravenflight Mosskit: Mossbranch patchkit: patchheart larchkit: larchmoon petalkit: petalrose

this is supposed to be humorous

Sparkys a Service Dog who found herself under watch of the clans

For as long as she can remember, Softkit has always wanted to be a medicine cat apprentice, but shortly after being apprenticed to her Clan’s medicine cat, strange things start happening and Softpaw must look to StarClan for help.

WindClan is lost. ThunderClan is in turmoil. And a murderer is still on the loose. Sandspirit, new warrior of ThunderClan, feels like things will only get harder before they get better. And things will definitely be harder for her. Can she rise to the growing challenges or will she fall into darkness and blood trying to save herself and her loved ones? Sequel to A Demon's Fire.

SHAERIL MCBROWN, YOU ARE A LIAR, IMPERSONATOR, AND A STUPID CUNT! GO KILL YOURSELF OR I WILL BE THE ONE TO KILL YOU!

SHAERIL MCBROWN, YOU ARE A LIAR, IMPERSONATOR, AND A STUPID CUNT! GO KILL YOURSELF OR I WILL BE THE ONE TO KILL YOU!

its not funny anymore (and it never was)

When a cat swoons for love, unlikely relationships form and cats show their true self

LightClan and DarkClan have been at odds for as long as any Clan cat can remember. Starlingpaw is a young apprentice of LightClan that feels out of place and struggles to complete her training. Follow her story as she learns to cope with her troubles, makes a few friends, and finds her place within her Clan.