Dear Dylan,
Aren't you aware that Max has a clone? Why didn't you go after Max's clone, Maya, since Max was more into Fang?
-iluviggyhesthebest
Dear iluviggyhesthebest,
A clone? Really? I'm not that pathetic, am I? If anybody has noticed, I'm a lot hotter than Fang. Just saying. I had Max in the bag if Fang didn't come in and ruin things at the last second. Way to go, bird-brain.
-Dylan