Me: So, how's it like being Max's boyfriend.
Fang: Good…I guess.
Me: We've all seen how chaotic she can get at times. How do you put up with it?
Fang: Shut up.
Me: Excuse me?
Fang: No, I meant that the way to put up with Max is to shut up.
Me: Ah. That explains it. So, what are your thoughts on Dylan, the newest member of the Flock.
Fang: *shrugs*
Me: Well, you don't have to worry any more. Here, I have Max's letters to FanFiction here. I think you'll find them useful…
Fang: *eagerly rifles through*
Me: Well, I guess I'll get going now.