Dear FanFiction,
Max is in love with me? *hides in closet* *fist pumps* YESSSSSS!
Falissa? Okay, so I was single back then. Still, even though I didn't have an official girlfriend, I did have standards. (Max: I HEARD THAT! AND I SAW YOUR FIRST LETTER!) Oh, crap. Gotta go.
-Fang