Dear FanFiction,
FIGGY! THAT'S HILARIOUS! NOT. *pouts*
Huh, so you're so much cooler than me. Let's see:
1. You were the one fighting to be with me, not the other way around.
2. I was destined to SAVE THE WORLD. You're just my dark-haired sidekick.
3. You got your butt kicked by Ari on the beach. Wimp.
4. You left us. Twice. How is leaving cool?
5. The kids voted me leader. And leaders are cool. Right, guys? (Angel: Yep!)
Take that, Fang.
-Max