Dear FanFiction (and Max),

I thought this was supposed to be about writing letters to FanFiction, not each other..? Anyways, where have you been? Remember when I beat the crap out Ari and yelled a word with each blow? I mean, that's about as badass as things get around here. Plus, I can turn invisible. What can you do, besides be annoying and boss us around?

Let's hear it from you guys: who's cooler, me or Max?

-Fang