All right, I know this is a chapter late, but I had to squeeze Fang's last letter in.
Interview with Iggy!
Me: So, how's it like being blind?
Iggy: It's not too bad. I've gotten used to it over the years. And by the way, I just heard your toe twitch.
Me: Have you ever overheard something embarrassing with your super hearing?
Iggy: Oh, don't get me started. I've heard some not-so-pleasant sounds coming from Max's and Fang's room.
Me: About that, how's it going with Ella?
Iggy: Glad you asked. It's going well, even after I blew up one of her bottles of nail polish by accident.
Me: That doesn't sound good. Can you tell me a little more of what happened?
Iggy: Gazzy and I were trying to create explosive paintballs. How awesome is that? But anyways, we needed a bottle of nail polish to supply the coloring. Gazzy grabbed one from Nudge's and Ella's room, and he thought it was Nudge's. Turns out, the girls switched nail polish for a day. You can guess what happened after that.
Me: What are your thoughts on Iggy Azalea? If you haven't noticed, she's been ricocheting up the charts. The radios can't get enough of her.
Iggy: Didn't I answer this already? She's a cheap rip-off of me. I could totally take her in a rap battle.
Me: Sounds like fun. Well, I'll leave you now so Max and Fang don't get suspicious.