And the chibis are finally here! Sorta... Again... My mind is blank so enjoy the chapter!


After a while of chatting in the library, Roy finally said something that was bothering him for a while. "Hey Pichu, what's that on your back?" He asked.

Pichu turned and remember his book of spells. "Oh! This is my book of spells! Turns out this was the book Palutena was reading when she made Pitooey." Pichu said as he put the book in front of him.

"You made the chibis from spells?" Ike asked.

"Yeah, all of them. Except that was a dark spell, these or good spells." Pichu said.

"So tell me, how is it that a Pokémon like you is able to use spells?" Samus asked.

"I have no idea myself." Pichu said. Everyone sweatdropped.

"But look! I'll show you guys how I can make a chibi! I'll make a chibi Ike!" Pichu exclaimed.

"NO!" Ike yelled.

"Huh?" Pichu said.

"Noooo thank you! I'm good. Copy someone else." Ike said.

"Ooo! Make another me!" Pitooey exclaimed.

"NO!" Pit yelled. "One of you I can handle, but I can't handle two of you."

"Aww…" Pitooey sighed.

"I'll just make one." Pichu said. Opening the book Pichu placed it in front of him. He focused his thoughts as he chanted the spell. Everyone watched as electricity formed in a circle in front of Pichu.

"Chi tai, dena eku, chibisan crecra… CHIBITERASU!"

In a bright flash of light, everyone was nearly thrown back, save for Pichu. Everyone came to their senses and looked at the unconscious chibi in the middle of where Pichu's circle of electricity once was.

"No, nononononono!" Pit exclaimed!

"Yayz! Another me!" Pitooey exclaimed and ran over to the other chibi. But something about this one was strange; he had black hair, a black outfit, and small black wings.

"WHY?!" Pit yelled at Pichu.

"What? I couldn't say no to a cutie like Pitooey. Hey, that rhymed." Pichu said.

"Hello? Other me? Are you alive?" Pitooey asked as he poked the other chibi. The chibi stirred and opened his eyes. First thing he saw was Pitooey in his face.

"Nya!" He exclaimed and jumped up, knocking Pitooey back. "Who are you?!"

"Me? I'm Pitooey! The one and only! Well kinda. Now there's another me!" Pitooey exclaimed.

"If you are referring to me, then you are mistaken. I am no copy! I'm an original!" The chibi exclaimed.

"Sorry to burst you're bubble, but you're a rip-off of Pit's rip-off." Link said.

"Which rip-off are you talking about? Dark Pit or Pitooey?" Ike asked.

"I think both rip-offs." Link replied.

"I am no rip-off!" The new chibi yelled. "I am Piteeny!"

"Piteeny?!" Roy exclaimed and started laughing. Everyone started laughing save for Marth, because it would hurt, Pit, and Pitooey.

"Stop laughing! All of you!" Pit yelled and everyone stopped.

"Why?" Ike asked.

"Because it's mean. It's not okay to laugh at someone's name. I should know." Pit said.

"Thank you mother." Piteeny, who was now by Pit's leg, said.

"Wha- UGH!" Pit yelled when everyone else started laughing again, even Marth.

"Okay! Stop it please! It really HURTS!" Marth yelled. Everyone stopped laughing, until they saw Pitooey and Piteeny on both of Pit's shoulders.

"He's my mommy!" Pitooey yelled.

"No, he's mine!" Piteeny yelled. And everyone started laughing once more as Pit left the room.

"Ow, owowow, it hurts so much. Nobody do anything funny okay?" Marth said.

"Marth, have you considered where you live? This place is a crack house full of humor!" Ike exclaimed.

Changing the subject, Link asked, "Hey Pichu, what other spells you got?"

"Um, I know there's a spell in here that makes you incredibly attractive." Pichu replied.

"Hey, use it on Marth. He could use a touch up." Ike joked.

Marth shot him a glare. "More like you need it." He said.

Pichu rolled his eyes but decided he might as well test the spell on Marth. He got on the coffee table in front of the prince, turned the pages in his book, and chanted the spell. "Je suis sexy et je le sais!" Pichu exclaimed. Electricity hit Marth but he felt no pain, he didn't even feel different. Everyone looked at Marth and noticed that absolutely nothing about him changed.

"What gives?" Link asked.

"I don't know. I did the spell right, I'm sure." Pichu said.

"Nothing happened because I'm already in the top percentage of sexiness." Marth said.

Ike had to resist the urge to fall over laughing after Marth said that. But, as Ike held his laughter in, Samus looked at Marth strangely. "Why do I want to...?" Ike's laughter disappeared immediately as soon as he saw Samus nearly tackle Marth and kiss him. It last for a good seven seconds until Samus suddenly broke away.

"Uh, I, uh… I'm so sorry! I have no idea what came over me! Uh, I have to go now." Samus stuttered and ran out of the room. Link's jaw was on the floor as he stared after Samus and Marth was smiling like a giddy school girl.

"I feel like awesome sauce." He said like he was high.

"I'd punch you but I don't hit crippled people." Ike snapped.

Marth smiled at him. "I wish I could glare at you but this smile won't go away." He said.

"Oh! I see! This spell doesn't make you look good, it gives you a special pheromone that attracts the opposite gender." Pichu said. Suddenly, Roy nearly tackled Marth with a hug but luckily he didn't hurt the prince.

"As well as red heads of the same gender, for some unknown reason." Pichu finished.

"Roy I swear if you kiss me…" Marth growled.

"Marth, I'm holding it back best I can, but you're just so attractive suddenly!" Roy seethed.

"Gods, get him off me!" Marth yelled. Ike just stood there, doing nothing and Link did the same thing, save for the fact he was in a chair. Just as Roy was about to go too far, Pichu quickly zapped the general off of Marth, which also knocked him unconscious.

"Thank you." Marth sighed.

"No problem." Pichu said.


Me and my stupid humor ._.

CHIBIS TO COME!

P.S. That second spell Pichu casted, just translate it from French and you'll see what it means. :3