Dear FanFiction (and Fang),
TAKE THAT, FANG! 10-4! I told you I was cooler, and the people agree with me. So you can pack your bags and get out of here!
Wait, never mind. If you left me...again...I'd have to kill you. You're annoying when you're here, and even more annoying gone. So please stay, m'kay?
Oh, and you better pay up for challenging me like this. I'm thinking about setting you on poop patrol next month. How does that sound?
-Max