Dear Dylan,
I don't care if it upsets you that you're always cast as the psycho, because you did go a little crazy when you went and had your little temper tantrum, going off smashing cars and being all like, "MUST KILL FANG AAARGH!" Your argument is invalid.
-The Writress
Dear The Writress,
You must be joking. Okay, I did screw up. Once. Just with the little episode involving smashing cars. But I'm Mr. Perfect, remember? I can't be stunningly amazing 100% of the time. I had to tone it down to 99.9% to give Fang a chance. And I did try to kill him, to SAVE THE FREAKING WORLD. And to save him. What's worse: death or endless torture as a vegetable? You guessed it. Death. And I'm sure Fang can agree.
Plus, it's not like Fang doesn't mistakes. Leaving Max three times, joining forces with Maya, and not coming back for her. Yeah, I was the one who stayed with Max and came back for her after the apocalypse. Fang probably couldn't have cared less what happened to Max like the heartless kid he is. He's a wimpy fighter, and we both know it.
-God's Gift to Girls, Mr. Perfect, or Dylan