Me: So, Nudge, how does it feel being single?
Nudge: *takes deep breath* Well, whaddya think? It's obviously not great, since I like Iggy and he's always making out with Ella. It's hard, really. I've known him my whole life, and he goes out and hooks up with a girl he just met?! But anyways, at least they're a cute couple. And Elly Bear and I are best besties forever! She's so awesome, y'know? She actually has some appreciate for fashion! Not that it matters with Max, because she's always with Fang in her room. *sigh* Everyone's together now. At least I have Angel and Gazzy! They're awesome.
Me: *rubs eyes* Okay, then. What do you think of Dylan?
Nudge: Well,-
Me: Hold up. You get twenty words per answer. No exceptions.
Nudge: Fine. He's hot, all right, but he's so...unnatural.
Me: Have you ever thought of getting together with him?
Nudge: What?! No way! He's like a brother to me!
Me: Isn't that what Iggy is?
Nudge: Um...maybe? Well, I like Iggy. Do you have a problem?
Me: Absolutely not. I'm out of questions now, so enjoy yourself!
Nudge: Thanks! *flies off*