Dear Fang's Laptop,
If you want authors to write about you, you need to give us some info. Some drama? Secrets Fang never told us about? Nudge hacking onto you and posting something on Fang's blog? We want to hear about it!
-Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,
Oh, thanks for asking. Hell yeah, I got tons of stuff against Fang. First off, my signal isn't really secret. That idiot should've known. Itex was using me to track the Flock. Do you want to know how Fang's Blog got so popular? Look no further, peeps. Viruses can really work wonders.
I'm not sure what it means, but Fang is always clearing his computer history. He accidentally left the microphone on once, and I heard some grunts and moans.
I have let Max, Iggy, and Nudge hack onto me. They didn't really do squat. I just overrode Fang's password. It's iamsoawsome by the way. Nah, just kidding. I wouldn't do that to him. Sell him out to Itex? Sure. Give away his password? Hell no.
I hope that's enough for you guys. Please write to me more! I love ratting out our favorite emo birdkid.
-Fang's Laptop