Dear Dylan,
You say you're the knight in shining armor that rescued Max? Is that why you tried to kill Fang and totally ruined a city after they got back together, only to FINALLY realize that she DIDN't like you (surprise, surprise) and you tried to kill yourself? Oh, Dylan. I think YOU need a knight in shining armor...or a psychiatrist.
-iH8Dylan
Dear iH8Dylan,
Sweetie, I think you're missing something. I'm the ultimate mutant. Not Max. Not Fang. Not anyone. ME. MOI. I need a few knights to be my bodyguards to protect me in my sleep from Fang. Wait never mind, he'd probably trip and kill himself.
And I think you should change your username to i3Dylan. Agreed?
-Dylan the Amazing