Dear Dylan,
You are about to under 1 freaking year old. I just want to know what the crap YOU know about love. Veeery little I'm sure, cuz' it didn't really work with Max. The very person you were created for.
loving FAX,
PotterVengerLock
Dear PotterVengerLock,
Why do people keep asking me random questions?
Anyways, you'd be surprised. I actually had my first birthday last month. You didn't show up to my birthday party! The clown was disappointed. And just read my previous letters for my perfectly legitimate excuses!
And this is not over yet!
-Dylan the Extremely Hot Dill Pickle