Dear Dylan,
I wonder why you get so much hate? You didn't do anything wrong except try to get Max to love you, which is perfectly fine! I mean, if Max is pretty, guys would try to get her to love them, right? Sheesh, Dylan Haters, forgive Dylan for trying to win Max over! Plus he made peace with Fang and Max after the apocalypse- Dylan is no longer fighting Fang over Max! There's no reason to hate him! Oh, and Dylan, sorry for the rant!
-DIOC
Dear DIOC,
I know, right? I'm just so amazing. I deserve nothing but worship. And Max will be mine shortly, once Fang kills himself in his emo corner.
My 'haters' are just fangirls in disguise trying to be hipsters. I'm sure they'll be chanting my name again soon!
-Dylan