Disclaimer: I do not own House m.d or any medical books for that matter (I'll just make it all up)

WARNING! HOUSE IS A BIT OOC IN THIS CHAPTER!

House POV

I went to visit my new patient and mock her! My day's really great! I limped into the patient's room and opened my mouth to make some sarcastic remark, but when I shifted my eyes from her file to the actual patient, I couldn't say anything and just stood there, mouth hanging open like a bloody idiot.

She was very delicate yet looking confident, with dark brown hair and big chocolate brown eyes. Her body was just as perfect as the face. I mean, I'm sure it didn't look that good, but it was still perfect.

She raised an eyebrow at me when she caught me staring.

"Enjoy the view?" She asked sarcastically, but also shyly.

"A lot" I answered truthfully. I had no idea why I did that. I was never honest, if you asked me what time it is at 3 pm, I would answer 2:50 am just to confuse you.

She blushed deeply and I found myself moving closer to her. I caught myself before I did something stupid.

"It looks like you have the flu. Is that bad enough to waste mine and my team's time?" I asked, sarcastically. She frowned at me.

"Your team said it wasn't the flu. They said something about a thing in my hearth…" She said, flatly, almost as if she was shooing a too curious kid.

"Well, I'll have to find them then, you know, if you see the Easter bunny, tell him I told 'hi'" And with that I left. Poor Cuddy (Sarcasm here), I didn't told her that I put a paper saying "I'm the Easter Bunny" on her back.

Bella's POV

Wow, that doctor is weird. Easter Bunny? What the hell was that all about? Just when I was thinking of that, a woman came into my room. She had black hair and a bossy look on her face.

"Is House in here?" She asked me politely. I wonder who House is. Maybe the doctor. I mean, she looked angry and he looked like the prankster type. I said no and she turned to leave and I saw a paper on her back, saying that she was the Easter Bunny.

I couldn't stop myself from laughing out loud, So that's what Doctor House meant! The woman turned to face me, confusion clear in her face.

"I'm sorry, is just that you have a paper on your back" I informed her and she reached for it and read it with an angry look.

"I'm sorry, but are you sure Doctor House wasn't in here?" She asked and I pretended to think.

"Well, he was here…"

"And why didn't you tell me?" She asked, confused.

"You asked if he was here at the present time, which he is obviously not. You never asked for a while ago" I smiled up at her and she chuckled. "I'm Bella by the way"

"I'm Lisa Cuddy, the hospital's Dean of Medicine" She said and I shook her hand.

"I think he was looking for his team" I informed her. She nodded thankfully and left. Not too long after that, Charlie came in.

"Bella" he breathed relieved "How are you doing?"

"I'm good"

"Good. Well, I wanted to tell you that I'm in a nearby hotel." I nodded and smiled.

"Go, take a walk, you don't need to be here all the time" I told him, frowning and he bowed his head and, after a last goodbye, he left.

Alone! Finally!

Oh crap, shouldn't have said that. Right that moment two guys and a woman plus House came into my room.

The woman smiled up at me. Her face looked like a number. How weird. But she was pretty, no doubt.

"Hi, I'm Remy Hadley" She said and I frowned.

"I have no idea why, but I was kinda expecting you to say your name was Thirteen or something." I blushed at the look she gave me "No offence" I quickly added. She nodded.

"None taken, just something I wasn't expecting."

Suddenly, House burst out laughing like mad. After a few seconds he was already clutching his sides, gasping for air.

"She… ahahah… she said you should be…ahahaha… Thirteen!" He finished, laughing even harder.

House' POV

Oh. My. God. I don't remember ever laughing so hard. It's just that I wasn't expecting her to say that. Finally someone who understands me! I sobered up at the sight of her hurt look. Part of me wanted to say "Oh, don't be a child, I'm just laughing, quit whining!" and the other part wanted to hit me for hurting her.

I was about to chose the first one when the other took control and I found myself apologizing.

"I'm so sorry; I didn't mean to hurt you. I was actually laughing at Thirteen, because that is what I call her and you guessed the name" I finished, gasping for air. She nodded, blushing a deep shade of red.

"It's nothing, it's ok" She assured me and I nodded, relieved.

"Ok, let's take a look at your file, Vamp Girl" As I turned away, I didn't note her expression.

I was more focused on my team's facial expression. Pure shock.

"What?" I asked, raising an eyebrow. As they didn't react, I sighed and turned to Bella again.

"Sorry, they seem to have blocked. They won't be able to heal you and you will die. THE END." She looked rather shocked herself.

My team seemed to unfreeze in that moment and started checking her vitals and asking her questions. Most of them were about her sex life and she blushed deeply as she answered negatively to each one of those questions.

I was getting pretty bored at this so I walked to the bar to find out that Wilson wasn't there yet. I sighed heavily and leaned against the wall until Wilson passed by me.

"HEY JIMMY!" I yelled.

"HOUSE! Why are you screaming?" He asked, sighing.

"JUST BECAUSE. PRETTY COOL ISN'T IT?" I shouted at the top of my lungs.

"Anyway, your team told me that you felt bad for a patient and you apologized?" He made it sound like a question "What did you give them to drink?"

I rolled my eyes in amusement.

"YES I DID APOLIGIZE AND NO I DID NOT GIVE ANY ILEGAL SUBSTANCES TO MY TEAM, WHY?

"Oh… really?"

"OH MT GOD, YOU FIND YOURSELF SEXUALLY ATRACTED TO THE WOMAN BEHIND THE COUTER?" I yelled at the top of my lungs. This time everyone stopped what they were doing to stare at Wilson.

Ah ah, the woman behind the counter is UGLY! And with that I left him there, strangely looking forward to see Bella.

OOC, I know…

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