A/N: Hey dudes! Had a mini siezure thing yesterday and since I was totally bored since I couldn't go to the park I ended up finishin another chapter! Hope ya like it~ -Paigeolivar4
"...Ovi… lovi…. Lovi!" My eyes shot open as someone shouted my name.
After the initial shock of bright light obscuring my fucking vision (One of many reasons I hate mornings) I noticed vibrant pools of green staring at me.
I stayed still for a second, processing the world around me before I finally sprang up, smacking my forehead against the dumbasses.
"Fucking…. Oww…" I rubbed my reddening injury quickly before continuing to stand up, ignoring the fatigue that fallowed as I did so. "What the hell do you want bastard?" I grumbled.
Bright green eyes lit up in realization, probably as to why the fuck he bothered to wake me up! Stupid asshole…
"Oh yeah! Lovi! We're going to be late if we don't leave!" Leave? Leave where? What is he….?
"HOLY CRAPOLA I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT THAT AGAIN! What the fuck is wrong with me recently, I feel just as stupid as you!" Ignoring his for some reason still smiling expression, (Seriously, is he so stupid that he doesn't understand the fact that I'm insulting him?) I jumped up and ran into the laundry room, grabbing some clean clothes and changing into them as I yelled at the moron undoubtedly standing outside the door still smiling like the dumbass he is.
"Grab the keys and meet me in the car, bastardo! And make yourself useful by grabbing my wallet too!" After throwing my dirty clothes in the washing machine, not actually starting it of course, I swung the door open and ran outside to catch up with the idiot, not bothering to lock the door behind me.
"Hey Lovi~ Can I drive~?"
"No!"
"Aww okay~" What the hell is wrong with his head!
"Just get in and shut up!" I started the car, buckled my seat belt, and sped away, earning a small gasp of surprise from the passenger.
"Heh. Stupid Spaniards. Probably drive as slow as fuck. Just like every other mother fucker on this fucking road! HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE TURNING GRANDMA!" I pressed harder on the peddle, passing up about 10 cars before I heard a soft chuckle from the man next to me.
"Lovi… hahaha I'm pretty sure it's just you driving really fast like~ UGH!" I turned without warning, almost missing it had I not used my amazing driving skills to make it, just barely missing the curb.
As I looked over I noticed the jackass next to me wasn't. Wearing. A. Seatbelt. Fucking moron!
"Bastard! Where's your seatbelt you dumbass! Do you WANT to go flying out of the damn windshield or something! Put it on already before I kick your ass!"
"Oh yeah~ I forgot about that~"
"Stop being so god dammed cheery and just put it on! Do you want to die!" I swerved out of the way of another shitty ass driver before deeming it safe enough and reaching over and grabbing the oblivious idiots seatbelt, pulling it over him, and fastening it. There. Much better.
….Not like I was worried about him or anything though! CHIGI! I just didn't want his blood stains all over my car!
"Thanks Lovi~" Shut up before I change my mind and kill you anyway! Car be dammed!
"Ah! Lovi! Take a right up here and the first building on the left is the place we wan- oomph!" That. Was the sound of Antonio Fernandez Carriedo being saved by a seatbelt as I hit the brakes, saving the life of a poor innocent stupid as fuck child who just ran into the streets.
"Che. Stupid kid. Bet you're glad for that seatbelt now aren't cha?" I smiled as the Spaniard stared back, face a light pink shade. "oi…. Are you alright? You look a little…. Tch. Nevermind. Who cares if you're alright anyway."
I started to drive again after the mother of the sobbing brat came out and grabbed her, showing her gratitude by nodding thankfully. I smiled back. She was pretty cute for a mom.
"Hey…. Lovi….. you really like girls a lot don't you?" I pulled into the parking lot, parking the car as close to the building as possible before shutting off the engine and finally responding.
"Of course." I noticed the sad smile now present on the creeps face. Making me feel guilty for no good reason! Bastard! "Don't worry though Feli's bi or whatever. But a word of advice, he's not going to fall for anyone other than his stupid Fiancé. Trust me. I tried every possible way to break them up. They're in love…. stupid fratello."
"Eh? Where did Feli come from?" Huh?
"Weren't you indirectly trying to get information on Feli? Since you like him….?" We stared at each other, both confused for what seemed like hours until finally….
"You mean….. You think I like your brother? I don't! Trust me! Feli's just a friend! I would never even think about-" He suddenly stopped talking, cutting himself off as I stared at him curiously, my lips slightly quirked in amusement as his face started to heat up, turning a bright pink.
"I….. I…. uhh…."
"Lovino! Antonio! Come on you guys we've been waiting for you!" I turned to look out the window where I found Bella, Feli, potato bastard, Albino bastard, French bastard, that one Japanese guy Kiku, and uhh…. A floating polar bear? Alright then…. I think I've finally gone insane….
Before I knew it I was being dragged into the building and placed on a chair, waiting for my brother to come out. And that's when it hit me, sitting in between a Spaniard and a floating bear, Feli's getting married. FUCKING MARRIED!
When the crapola did this even happen! It's all a blur!
There's no way in hell this is real right! I'm definitely NOT going to be brothers with… with that…. With that nazi lover potato wanna be, right!
"Ve~ I really like this one~" I looked up just in time to see my fratello. In a white, puffy, dress.
"What the hell Feli you're a man! Why the fuck are you wearing a dress!" Worse than that we're twins so that's practically what I would look like in a dress oh dear mother of pasta I think I'm going to cry….
"Ve! But I look good, don't I~?" Yes. Sadly yes Feli, you do….
"Hai. You do! Please let me take some photos of you and Ludwig after this." I glared as Kiku started taking pictures of Feli, who all too happily started posing for him.
"I can't watch this anymore…." I rested my head in my hands to block out the image of my brother in a dress, as well as the mental images of me in a dress….
"I'm going to go make fun of the potato sucker now if you'll excuse me…." I mumbled under my breath.
"I'll go with you Lovi~ Francis and Gilbert are their too~" We started to leave, but I quickly looked back with a scowl on my face, cheeks flushed.
"Oi. Feliciano….. that dress has my vote." And with that I walked away, ignoring the happy squeals from my brother as I wished the blush off of my face.
"That was so cute Lovi~" My face started to heat up again. Dammit!
"Fucking bastard…. Shut up….. All I want to do is insult Ludwig with every suit he tries on…" I smile at the thought, stupid beer drinker….
"Whatever you say Lovi~" And with that we entered the waiting room for the German freak. This'll be fun….
"Hey… Francis… East…. What do you think about possibly a white suit instead of black?" A smug smile traced my lips as the flustered man came out. He honestly looked good in the white suit… but I just want to piss him off.
"Lovino… Antonio… hallo…." Just as I was about to say something cunning I stopped, noticing the worried, sad, pitifully awkward face on my soon to be brother. Fuck it.
"Bastard! Che! N-not that I care whatever it is you wear or whatever! B-but white…. Isn't as disgusting to look at you in….. I'm leaving!" Ignoring my obviously red face, I stomped out of the building, pissed as fuck.
Stupid German! Stupid fratello! I'm only being nice because! Because!
…
God damn it I really need to insult someone right now! Chigi!
"Wait up Lovi!" You have no idea that you just walked straight into a land mine. I almost feel guilty. Almost.
"What the fuck do you want now!" I noticed the smiling Spaniard stop walking toward me, a slight blush gracing his features.
"I was wondering if you wanted to go with me to have some breakfast…. Since we skipped eating this morning…."
Why the hell does he look so god damn…. Innocent…. Too fucking innocent.
"Uhh…. Fucking …..crap…. I hate you so such!" And with that I quickly stomped over to my car.
"B-but Lovi!" I frowned and glared at the moron who looked as if he had just been shot or something.
"Are you coming or not dumbass?" I growled before opening my car door and sliding in, ignoring the cheerful grin being flashed at me by the tomato lover.
Not a minute later my door was happily swung open, and a shit head made his way in.
I feel like I'm fucking looking after a hobo!
"Where to ho- I mean fuck face?" I started up the car, being sure to ignore the happy stares and smiles beaming my way from the passenger seat.
"You're even letting me choose? Wow Lovi~ You're being so nice~" My face flushed as I snapped my head in his direction.
"Am not! B-bastard! I'm just hungry and can't think of where to go! So s-shut up! Chigi!"
"Yes you are Lovi~ Hahahahaha~ I noticed you say chigi a lot~" I fought back screaming another "Chigi!", because that would just be proving the jackasses point. Instead, I chose some of my other favorite words.
"It's a fucking habit you douche bag! And just pick your shitty restraunt of choice so that we can get the hell out of here!"
I glared into bright green eyes as the idiot just stared back, seemingly not thinking about anything at all. I was just about to snap again when he finally spoke up.
"Would it be alright if I cooked you dinner at my place, Lovi?" I stared in surprise at how…. Nervous he sounded…. Chigi! When the hell did I turn sentimental! Fucking bastard can go shove his cooking up his ass!
...Then again... Saves me the trouble of either being around morons or attempting to make my own shitty food...
"Che. Whatever." I grumbled before stepping on the gas and driving off in the slightly familiar direction of the creeps apartment.
-0.0-
The second we reached the mother fucking moronic tomato bastard turtle loving freak's apartment the Spaniard was off to the kitchen, shouting something stupid in Spanish about chilled tomato-cucumber soup and omelet's? Stupid bastard.
I walked into the kitchen and promptly sat my ass down on his clean counter.
I watched in amazement as the moron practically danced through the kitchen humming to himself as he grabbed all of the necessary ingredients and equipment.
Eggs were graciously put into a bowl as he cracked them with one hand. Ch… chigi! Not like I'm jealous so many people around me can cook or anything! Feli…. Potato fucker….. this douche bag…
"Lovi~ Yes I love Lovi~" Wait…. Just what the hell is he singing!
"Bastard! Stop singing such fucked up lyrics right now before I duct tape your fucking mouth shut!"
"Eh? But why Lovi? I came up with this song myself~ Don't you like it?" I swallowed nervously. How do I respond to that? If I say no I'd be dissing myself… and his voice isn't too bad either I guess…. Spaniards and their shitty ass smooth and calming voices that sound like angels! Fuck them! Italians can sing just as good! If only Feli were here to prove that for us…. Ugh…
"Bou….." My face began to heat up as I took another deep breath.
"Bou?" I sent him a glare before staring at the ground and starting to sing quietly, but with growing confidence and volume.
"Bouno tomato bouno tomato bouno bouno oo tomato" I sent a quick glance over at the jerk to make sure he wasn't laughing at me, but instead I just found him smiling as he flipped the omelet and stirred the soup.
Subconsciously I kept singing the rest of the song while swinging my feet and staring at the jackass cooking.
When I finally finished singing I stopped swinging my legs and looked over at the bastard who was carrying the bowls and plates of food over to the table.
That was fast…
I got up and walked over to the table, taking a seat next to the smiling idiot.
"Oi! What's so funny, bastard?" I mentally noticed he had made Gazpacho soup as well as a typical Spanish omelet. It smelled really good, which pisses me off!
"Funny? Nothing Lovi~ I was just thinking how beautiful your voice is~ I like your singing~" My face turned ten shades darker as I stared at my plate, suddenly very interested in the fork I had in my hand. Ah, yes, what a beautiful fork you are…. So shiny….
I chanced another glance at Antonio, who was smiling and eating his meal.
DAMMIT!
"Oi… Bastard…. Your uhh…. Your singing….. it doesn't make me want to shoot you…." Wow… I never knew I was so great at giving out compliments….
"L….Lovi…. That makes me so happy!" Without warning the Spaniard somehow managed to leap from his seat and on top of me, rubbing his cheek against my face.
"Wha- what the hell! CHIGI! Get off of me you moron!"
"Aww but Lovi~ Your cheek is so soft~"
"I said get OFF!"
"Hahahaha~"
"CHIGIIIIIIIIII!"
A/N:
And that concludes chapter 7~ thank ya dudes for all of your reviews and support and faves and fallowin! I'll post the next chapter as soon as I write it! PLEASE REVIEW! Love, Paigeolivar4~
Till next time~
TBC~