Have you ever been in one of those situations where someone who claims to know you runs up to you and starts hugging you, but you really have no idea who the fuck they are?
I'm in that situation.
Right. Fucking. Now.
Arms wrapped around my waist rather tightly as some midget kid attacked me shouting "LOVINO! Tell the British jerk of jerks that I'm old enough to go visit him on my own!"
I glared down at the kid, trying desperately to remember who the fuck he is. Sailor suit…. How the fuck could I forget seeing a kid like this? He has just as bushy eyebrows as that one English guy…. Oh.
Right…. It's his younger brother… the annoying as fuck one….
"Peter! Get your arse back here right this bloody instant you hear me!" And here comes the bastard that could even make pasta taste like shit….
"No way you bully! Lovino agrees with me! He says I can visit you and Alfred as much as I want to!" When the hell did I say that!
"Oh. Hello Lovino…. Would you mind smacking him on the head for me?" I smirked as a response, and the kid fled over to Antonio who was sleeping on a bench at the park- wait. When the fuck did he get there!
"mmn? Peter? What are you-"
"Tell Arthur I can visit him when I want to!"
"Sup dudes! Sorry I'm late I kinda got side tracked when I saw this totally awesome Captain America poster! Hells yeah bro!" The obnoxious American slid his arm around the brit's waist, who in return immediately flushed.
"Alfred! You agree too right? So it's settled! 4 against 1! Ha! I wi-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU! I came to this shitty park to clear my head and to get ideas for my story and all of a sudden I'm attacked by a midget, and now the tomato bastard who I just saw yesterday is here, and suddenly an AMERICAN get's his ass into the picture! I'm fucking out of here! By the way. Nice to see you again, Arthur." Yeah. That's right. I remembered the fucker with the scones. Nice guy. We could get along great as long as he doesn't try to poison me with his cooking.
"Lovi~ Wow~ Nice to see you Lovi~ I haven't seen you since you stormed out after lunch yesterday~" I can already feel a head ache coming on….
"Hey dudes! Ya should totally come on over with us! We're havin a picnic! Artie and I made the food! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Fucking…. Craaaaaap! What the hell do I do! I need to get away! Maybe if I lie and say I need to go?
All of a sudden a warmth encircles my hand and I'm being pulled along behind the Spanish bastard running full speed. "Sorry mi amigos! We're on a date! Adios~"
What! I'm not on a date with- oh…. Good one dumbass! You saved us from food poisoning!
After a few seconds (Yes seconds! Shut up! Chigi!) I started to get tired. And out of breath. And holy crapola this bastard runs fast!
"H-hey…. Hah… oh god… stop running… I'm gonna…. I'm gonna pass out, dammit!" Finally, The fucker seemed to get the picture and stopped, but only tightened his grip on my hand.
"H-hey… Let go of my hand, jackass!" I growled, face a bright red from embarrassment as well as from running a fucking marathon! I mean look how far we ran! We're out of the park and everything!
As I turned around to admire my amazing long running distance skills I noticed the top of the American's head comming up from the hill we just ran over.
Fuck! How the hell did that fat ass catch up so quickly!
"Run, bastard, run! They're catching up!" And with that we took off again, this time I was the one leading as I glanced back in horror at the sight of Arthur carrying a basket with black smoke emanating from it.
"Wow Lovi~ You sure can run fast~"
"Not the time for that bastardo!" I turned a sharp corner that led to a dark alley and stopped, panting once more.
"I thought I was going to die…." My hand slid over my heart as I breathed heavily and fell to the ground, only then noticing our hands were still connected.
"Let go of my hand, dammit!" My cheeks flushed again (Damn them!) as I unlocked our fingers.
"Hahahaha Sorry Lovi~" I glanced back and glared as the creep sat down next to me with a sigh.
And then I remembered something.
"Oi! Why the hell did you say we were on a date you stalker!" I crossed my arms over my chest as I started my interrogation. Fucking Spaniards and their shitty stalking!
"Whaaa? I wasn't stalking you Lovi! I was just sleeping on the bench!" Wow. That doesn't make you seem even more like a hobo at all….. of course not…. "Bella, Liz, and Kiku said they wanted to meet up with me there and talk about…. Something…."
I raised an eye brow as I noticed his sentence trail off. He looked rather… puzzled? What the fuck's wrong with him?
"Now that I think about it she didn't really say what we were talking about~ All I heard was a squeal of "Yaoi!" in the background~ Whatever that is~" I smirked knowingly. Sucks for him.
"What were you doing there Lovi?" I was about to answer him when I realized he never answered my question as to why he said we were on a date.
"Che palle! Don't change the topic, bastard! Why the fuck did you say we were on a date, dammit!"
"Ah. Uhhhhhhh….. I don't know~" Like hell you don't!
"Hey Lovi! Want to come with me to go meet Bella, Liz, and Kiku?" If I go I'll get dragged into their fantasy's again….. but I'd also get to see this bastards reaction! HAHAHAHAHA I can just imagine his face! Heh... stupid bastard...
"Alright…. I guess if it's that important to you… I'll go…" I crossed my arms over my chest and nodded my head, obviously proud of my response. Nice wording. I'm so bad ass.
"Yay! Come on then Lovi!" That being said the next thing I knew I was once again being dragged down the streets and back to the park where I pray to god Arthur either isn't there or his disgusting crap for food has already been consumed by that American.
We stood by the bench he was at earlier and I groaned. It's SO fucking hot out today! I swear I smell like B.O., so why the hell does this shit head smell like flowers?
I took a deep breath.
Holy crap he really does smell like flowers…. I wonder what kind…
Moving a little closer I leaned my head up against the Spaniard's neck, inhaling his scent.
"W-what are you doing Lovi?"
"Shut up I'm trying to concentrate." Roses? No, thank god. I know I've smelt this before so what the hell is it?
*Click*
I glanced up and over at Bella, Liz, and Kiku. All three of their noses were bleeding as they stared at the picture Kiku had just taken.
Sick bastards.
"It's too cute! I knew it!" Liz screamed, then proceeded to squeal and jump up and down with Bella while Kiku wiped his nose.
I took a step back and looked over at Antonio, whose face was as red as a tomato. HA! Right back at him! The douche!
*Click*
"What the hell do you bastards keep taking pictures off!" They all smiled at me and I frowned.
They look really creepy when they do that…
I looked back at the tomato lover and noticed he was still bright red and looking away.
Why- oh. Crap!
I immediately let go of the flower lover's hand and raised both of mine in defense.
"Chigi! I swear its not what it looks like!" My face turned just as red as the Spaniards just as *click* another fucking picture!
"I'm going to break that camera of yours dammit!"
Just as I was about to do just that, two arms slipped around my own and I was being dragged off by Bella and Liz.
"Come along Kiku, Toni!" Shouted Liz as Bella giggled innocently. INNOCENT MY ASS! HAVE YOU SEEN SOME OF THE THINGS SHE DRAWS/READS! That's some fucked up shit!
-0.0-
Before I knew it we were all at my brother's restaurant.
Kiku, Bella, and Liz on one side, Antonio and I on the other. Of course.
"Ah. You wanted to talk about the thing called yaoi, no?" DON'T BRING THAT UP NOW YOU OBLIVIOUS MORON!
"Yes! Alright! So you know what it is, don't you~?" I glared at Bella, who ignored me in return.
"No idea~ Hahahahaha~" Oh the poor innocent soul…. I feel a little bad for him…. At least I wasn't so innocent when I found out… oh well. I have to remember his expression. It'll be hilarious. I can already tell.
"Hmm~ Alright~ How about you tell him Lovino~?" What?
"Fuck no." I am NOT getting myself into that kind of situation!
"Please~?" She pouted, blinking her eyes like a kicked puppy.
"D….dammit! FINE! Jack ass! Using people's weaknesses against them!" What! Pretty girls are so hard to say no to!
I turned to face the turtle lover, who was already staring at me with an innocent smile tracing his lips and I immediately blushed.
"It's…. well…. Chigi! It's where two guys make love to each other god dammit!" I glared down at my fists that were in my lap.
"So it's love between two men~?" I looked up at the Spaniard who was flashing all of us a smile.
"Yes…" I turned to Bella with confusion written all over my face. She gave me a smirk before pulling out her stash of manga from her bag.
"Oh god no!" I shuttered as I stared at the porn being handed off to the only innocent minded one at the table, who gladly took it, completely oblivious of its contents.
I watched as he started to read the manga "The tyrant who falls in love"
He started off smiling, then slowly, steadily, his mouth began to quirk, eyebrows furrowing, until he finally reached the hard core scenes.
A smile crept onto my face as I watched him turn ten shades darker. Is that what I looked like!
"Hahahahahahahaha! Your face! Hahahahahahaha! If only you could see it! Hahaha!"
*Click*
"WOULD YOU STOP DOING THAT!" I snapped at Kiku, who started bleeding from the nose again.
"Wow…. I've never heard you laugh before Lovino… well…. Except from when you're laughing at Ludwig but…. Your genuine laugh is just…. So…." A blush etched its way onto my face at Bella's words.
"C-chigi! I-It's not that abnormal! It's just a laugh, dammit!" Crossing my arms I slumped back into the booths seat, pouting. Fucking jerks. Sorry for LAUGHING I didn't know it was ILLEGAL! Bastards can all go to hell….
"Ve~ Was that fratello laughing just now~? How rare~" Great. Here comes more fucking people to insult me. What did I ever do to any of them!
…..Don't answer that…
"Feli~ Nice to see you again~" Stupid tomato freak…. Being all happy to see Feli again…. 'I don't like him' my ass….
"Is Lovino pouting! Quick! Take a picture Kiku!"
"Hai. Already have, Liz."
"Let me see, Kiku!"
"Hai. I assume you want a copy Bella?…Liz too?"
"Yes!"
"Of course~"
I glared at the yaoi fan club, all of which were staring at their stupid camera. AND I AM NOT POUTING!
"Ve~ Why's fratello pouting~? Did you do something, Toni?" My head snapped up as I tried to kill Feli with my gaze, didn't seem to work.
"Me~? Mi amigo…. Why do you automatically assume it's me~?" Tomato fucker slid out of the booth and started enthusiastically chatting with the bundle of joy named Feliciano.
My eyes trailed over to my hands as I stared at them intently, listening to everyone's conversations at once.
"This is so perfect for that XXXXXX we've been working on!" Liz shouted practically in my ear since she was bending over the table.
"I agree~ So perfect! Jealousy is so cute~" Bella cooed, I could HEAR the smirk in her voice as she spoke.
Dumb fucks. I'm not jealous! Why would I be anyway! Because some moron is flirting with my brother? Nope. Not jealous. The potato shit head should be though.
"Feli~ Do you want to come over for dinner sometime~? I'll cook for you! We can have pasta with tomatoes~ Or pizza with tomatoes~ And maybe some churros too~ Churros~" Churros? What the hell! How come the stupid churro bastard never asked ME if I wanted churros! AND NO I AM NOT JEALOUS! CHIGI! FUCK YOU ALL!
I stood up abruptly, letting my bangs fall over my eyes so that I wouldn't have to see anyone as I started to speed walk to the door to get the fuck out of this shitty restaurant.
"Lovino." The German accent immediately caught my attention as I stopped walking and spun around.
"What…. Do you want bastard?" I asked as calmly as I could, a small blush spread across my face thanks to my anger. Yes. I'm angry. Not jealous. So shut up, dammit!
"I uhh… wanted to thank you…" Stupid fuck face…. Don't remind me. "But… Are uhh… you alright?" My scowl I had been glaring him down with started to fade into a blank expression.
"….I'm fine." And with that I walked out the door, ignoring his shocked stare penetrating my back.
As I walked out into the parking lot I couldn't help but glance at the window just to see if anyone even noticed I had left.
I felt my eyes water as I opened my car door and got in.
Not a single person noticed I was gone.
The yaoi fan club had still been going through pictures, dabbing their bloody noses with tissues, Feli was still talking to Antonio, who was smiling brightly and talking energetically, probably a mile a minute.
Ludwig, however, was just running out the door to catch up to me as I was pulling away.
I stopped to let him catch up. As he walked up to my car I rolled down the windows, wiping my eyes simultaneously.
"What now Ludwig?" I asked with no venom in my voice, catching him off guard.
"Lovino… you never call me Ludwig…." I rolled my eyes before staring into his light blue ones.
"Oh I'm sorry. Want me to call you potato sucker all the time?" He gave a light hearted chuckle before seriousness returned to his features.
"Call me whatever you want. Except a nazi... please." Despite his stern face it was obvious he was smiling on the inside, so I flashed him a smirk.
"Whatever crap breath."
"Ja… well at least you seem a little more like your usual self…." I scoffed and glared at him.
"Is that all you want?" A small blush lit up his face as he glanced away awkwardly.
"Actually…. I just wanted to say… that…. I hope you feel better…." And with that he nodded at me as a sign of conclusion and took a step back so that I could drive away.
I smiled sadly and stepped on the gas, letting the car fly off and almost hit some old couple. Stupid dumbasses…. Should always be on the watch for flying cars. Che. Morons.
I glanced out my window and back at my fratello's restaurant, frowning as I saw the tomato shitter run out of the door and up to the not nazi German with a panicked expression on his face.
Fuck you Antonio.
A/N:
I DID IT! YES! I feel so accomplished! Finally managed to get over that mini writer's block I had… phew…. Oh dear Lovi…. Don't worry…. Things will look up for ya soon! Toni's just an oblivious dumbass~ Don't worry about it~ PLEASE REVIEW! Love, Paigeolivar4~
TBC