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Delirious Daze

Ashley's POV

Coop's been hard at work. I barely see her and Arden's not much better off, she's been moping around the house becoming addicted to tv shows that Coop has introduced her to, since she is the tv star and all. Arden at least decided to pick up a few movie scripts and read them over looking for potiential roles. Poor sis, missing her girl. I'm glad Spence and I haven't dealt too much with that. Unfortunately in a few weeks or so when I'm still finishing filming some episodes, Spencer will be off in Europe with my sister to photograph her runway show in Prague. I'll be forced to shove myself into work and then have moping sessions with Luce because she can't leave the bar while the city's in major tourist season, which is basically all the time.

I hear voices out in the hallway leading to the loft and there's a knock on the door. I hear singing and open the door. "Alex Cooper, if you don't stop singing that Adele Mash up from Glee, I will personally rip out your vocal chords." Nikki turns to me, with a smile. "Hi Ashley."

I just shake my head and chuckle, "Really Coop? Glee?"

She smirks, "Yeah, really Ash. Santana's fucking hot, my good buddy and has some pipes on her. The notes that you could get her to scream-"

"I know, my girlfriend who I haven't seen in day isn't talking about banging a fictional lesbian before coming in to see me." Arden smirks and leans against the wall by the hallway that leads to her room.

"Nah, Ard." Arden raises a brow. "Santana's totally real. I'm convinced of it." Coop says with a straight face and Arden rolls her eyes.

"Come here you goofball." She chuckles and beckons Alex over before noticing Nikki. "Hey Nik." She greets. "What brings you by?"

"Oh, nothing much. Haven't seen you guys since the infamous Sappho party where Carmen showed up, so I thought I'd stop by after my work date with your charming…thing." She motions to Coop.

"And quite a thing it is." Arden muses and pecks Alex on the lips.

"Alright, people, I have a gender. I am a person. Not a thing or an it." Alex waves her arms around. Arden wraps her arms around her neck.

"Of course you are baby." Arden teases and Alex scoffs and pouts. "Aw, don't be like that." Arden leans in and claims Coop's lips in a kiss before firmly pressing her against the wall. I turn away from that lovely picture of my sister making out with my friend and acknowledge Nikki who's been watching the exchange, amused and is still outside.

"Hey, Nikki. Are you a vampire or what?" I chuckle and she looks confused. I expand upon the statement, "Do I need to invite you in?" She chuckles and walks in.

"Too much Vampire Diaries babe." Spencer calls out from the hallway as I close the door. Oh, did I forget to mention that we had a ton of sex last night and she slept over? My bad.

"Pft, I so do not watch that." I play it off.

"Ah huh, you totally don't stare at that Australian actress who used to be on Pretty Little Liars and drool." My face heats up. What? Emily had a nice catch last season.

"That's only because I have an attraction to blondes." I try to dig myself out of the hole.

"Nice save, Ash. Really…" Coop says sarcastically and I flip her off while my sister is still wrapped around her and not letting go.

"Eh, it was worth a shot." I shrug and I hear footsteps coming towards us. Coop gets that mischievous look in her eye again and coaxes Arden off her. Holding up her finger for her to be quiet. I see my beautiful girlfriend walk out of the hallway, only looking at me when Coop jumps out at her.

"Boo!" Spencer squeals and puts her hand to her chest.

"God damnit, Alex. What the hell?" She pants out and slaps her arm. "Give me a heart attack, seriously."

Coop shrugs with a smug look on her face, and walks into Arden's room with Arden following close behind. Nikki just shakes her head, "Hey Spence."

"Hey Nikki. What've you been up to? Been a bit of a while." We all sit in the living room. Spencer's cuddled up into me and tracing patterns on my arm.

"Probably not as much fun as you two have been." She smirks and Spencer blushes. Too cute. "But I've mostly been helping Alex out with the writing. She usually takes my opinion and a few corrections but now she's trying to piece together something that will stay true to the character, while also giving the network what they want. She's in a tough spot. I don't think she's slept in a while."

"Really? She didn't seem tired." I stroke Spencer's hair gently.

"Well that's because one, she saw Arden, you know how they are." True. "two, she's past the point of tired and gone into delirious. I swear to god she's about to start seeing fuzzy bunnies with chainsaws walking the street." Hmm.

I pull my phone out of my pocket. "Get Alex to sleep." I say as I type the message to Arden. "There, done. She'll be good as new once Arden's done with her. So what else has been going on? Before this whole network mess what were you doing? Find anyone worth while?"

"Getting right in there, huh Ash." Nikki jokes and a smile spreads across her face. "Actually, I've been seeing Sam a bit."

Spencer's eyes light up, "You're the one she kept texting with that goofy look on her face a few days ago when I did her photos for the national team."

"Probably." Nikki replies, giggling a bit. "She's sweet and cute and a sexy athlete, I mean come on. Who wouldn't hit that?" Ah, Nikki being her old player self. "But in all seriousness, she's great, I might make it official soon if she doesn't beat me to it."

"Well I'm happy for you two. You both deserve someone as great as each other." Spencer replies with a small yawn, snuggling closer into me.

"Thanks Spence." Nikki grins and lays down on the couch opposite us.

"So, what ideas have you two come up with to get around the dilemma."

Nikki rolls over on to her side stretching out, "Well, a ton of stuff has already been rejected by the other writers, producers and network. Alex has been in writers meetings for hours everyday. Technically we're not supposed to tell you because it could leak out." She pauses thinking over what she can disclose. "Unfortunately there's nothing we can do about you and Madison. You both are in now, you with the campaign that just launched of the pictures Spence took of you, and Madison's on her national tour and taking a small break to film the episodes. So the thing I can tell you, is that she's probably not going to be on for more than two episodes, you'll be here longer so we'll fit you into more." Well, that's good news at least, won't have to be civil for an extended period of time. "How're you handling that Spence, by the way, with the whole Madison thing?"

Spencer shrugs, "She was a bitch towards the end of our relationship to me so I'm not looking forward to deal with her fake smile and crap and it'll be awkward not just for me but for Ash too, I mean she might respond badly to having to work with my new girlfriend. Plus Alex probably still despises her for dumping me for 'the next good piece of ass' as she put it." Spencer chuckles, "Always a little overprotective of me, but she's a professional, she'll get it done."

"Get 'er done." A drowsy Coop says in a southern accent as she walks out of the hallway to the fridge.

"Shouldn't you be asleep, Al?" I say in an amused voice as she struggles to grab the fridge handle with her eyes almost closed.

"I might as well be, I feel like I'm gonna pass out at any minute." She opens the fridge and grabs a water bottle, flicking the popup cap off it and squeezing. This wasn't all that bright for her to do while half asleep because she completely misses her mouth and squirts herself in the chin and neck, soaking through her shirt. We all attempt to muffle our laughter. "Ha, ha…yes, let's all laugh at the zombie."

"Alex! Seriously? I leave for like two seconds to go to the bathroom and you leave the room and spill shit all over yourself. You're such a child."

"Well, if I'm a child, it's in my character to do this." She pulls her damp shirt over her head and throws it at her. "There." All of our eyes linger a little too long for Arden's liking, but hey, I mean have you seen the girl? The eyes, the smirk, and the body now glistening with water from her mishap. I mean let's get real here, there's a reason the network was cool with giving her a show on lesbians.

"Alright, alright. Avert your eyes piranhas, she's mine." Arden stands infront of her girlfriend, and gives us a pointed look.

"Alright, down, guard puppy." Alex wraps her arms around her girlfriend. Arden sends her a small glare for the puppy comment. "I'm yours, they can look all they want, but I'm yours." Arden relaxes a little. "I think it's time I took a nap. Nikki, wake me up when it's time for the writers meeting tonight, you're good at following orders. I have to help cast my lurve interest with a dick tonight." She makes a gagging noise. Such a child.

"Pft, I'm not your secretary, ho." Nikki fires back teasingly.

"Ah huh, whatever you say hun. You're still my biiiatcch." Yeah, that's the delirium talking.

"Al, bed, now." Arden pushes her towards the hallway.

"Jeez if you're trying to get me in bed like this now, what'll happen when we actually have sex?" Not your finest move, Coop.

"Alex! Now." She orders in a stern voice. She's definitely the one to keep that one in check. I don't think many others could.

"Alright, alright. Me likey when you're all demanding." Alex stumbles back into the room with Arden pushing her.

Once they shut the door we all burst out laughing. Good lord, Alex is a whole lot funnier when she's running on no sleep. Wonder who her man will be, there's a whole lotta Coop for him to handle, that's for sure.