A/N: You ppl and your reviews r hilarious I love ya guys hahahahaha
The second I got home I ran to my computer and began typing, not taking a break for anything. Technically I was supposed to already have half of the chapter done, only I didn't start until just now so I'm screwed.
After about ten hours of continuous bullshit typing and never leaving the computer, I decided sleep was probably necessary so that I don't fucking die.
Food and water can go fuck themselves. I'm tired.
So, me being the genius that I am, I grabbed a pillow and blanket and decided to sleep next to my computer just in case I magically get a sudden flow of inspiration when I wake up and won't have to go on a hunt for my fucking lap top. I swear that thing moves on its own.
Only problem with that incredibly GENIUS idea is now my fucking back hurts and I have a headache. Great. Not to mention I still have a long ass way to go before I finish this shitty draft that never seems to end.
Alright…. Back to work….
"Lovi~ Let me in Lovi~ I've come to visit~ I brought some churros~" Fucking BASTARD!
"I don't have time to deal with you fuck face! Get the hell out of here!" I readjusted my reading glasses (When you're sitting at a computer all day, every day, you quickly learn glasses are fucking mandatory, so shut up.) and kept on typing as if there wasn't an annoying ass Spaniard at my door.
"But Lovi~" Just ignore….. "Oh. Lovi you left your door unlocked~ I'm coming in~" What the hell!?
"Don't just walk into other people's houses you stalker!" I stood up and left my poor computer by itself as I ran up to the tomato freak and tried to kick him out of my apartment.
"But Lovi~ It was unlocked~" I quickly realized two things. A. This ass hole isn't leaving anytime soon. And B. The harder I try to shove his ass out the door the more my shoulder hurts. So, being the realist that I am, I decided this was pointless.
"Ow…. Dammit…. Do what you want I have work to do…. Unlike some people apparently…" Sighing, I walked back over to my computer and took a seat, pecking away slowly as my train of thought attempted to pick up where it had left off.
"Lovi! You look so adorable in glasses~" Just as I was starting to regain my inspiration, a fucking Spaniard jumped me and started smothering the life out of me.
"GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME YOU CRAPPY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING!"
"Aww~ You look like a tomato~"
"Chigi! You shit face! I have a deadline, I'm tired, my back hurts, and now you come in to distract me!? LEAVE!" The jerk loosened his grip around me, making me sigh in relief, when all of a sudden his hands start rubbing into my back.
"H-hey! Wh-what do you think you're doing turtle lover!?" I turned my head to try to see his face as he smiled that stupid grin at me.
"I'm massaging you of course~ You said your back hurts so I thought I should try to make you feel better while you work~" My face began to heat up as I relaxed my shoulders.
"…Whatever…." I tried to ignore the creeps presence altogether, which obviously didn't work considering our current situation.
Nonetheless I continued to type away at my story, ignoring the breath on my ne- wait, what the hell!?
"What are you-" I cut myself off as I saw the utterly look of oblivious idiot written all over the cheery Spaniards face who was currently reading , my story over my shoulder. Dumbass.
"Keep writing Lovi I wanna know what happens next~" LIKE HELL I'LL KEEP WRITING YOU SHIT HEAD!
"That's it you motherfucking bed wetter! I'm going into my fucking room for some peace and quiet so you better either shut up and sit here quietly or get the hell out of my house!" That being said I stood up, grabbed his basket (Really? A BASKET? Moron.) of churros, and walked off into my room, laptop in hand.
Shit head thinks he's special? Fuck no.
-0.0-
About five hours of painful consistent typing later I finished my rough draft of chapter one and sent it via e-mail to Bella.
Now just to tell her its finished because I'm a bad ass and wrote it all in only two days….
To: Bella
From: Lovino
Chapter one is ready for you to fucking check.
I waited a few minutes for a response to make sure she got it. Stupid internet screws things up half the time…
From: Bella
To: Lovino
Alrighty then~ I have it up right now~ Get back to you when I'm done~ thanks :P
A small smile etched its way onto my face as I pulled off my glasses and threw them in a random direction.
Ladies love me.
It's a fact.
I decided I deserve a good rest for a change, so, I set my laptop down and began to doze off, just time for someone to knock at my bed room door. Wonder who that could be. Not.
"Dammit tomato head you come waltzing into my house with your big biceps like you own the god damn world and now you don't even listen to me when I tell you to leave me the fuck alone? I should just murder your ass."
I glared as the door began to open slowly, a tanned frame easily recognizable in the shadows of the unlit hallway.
"Eh…. Sorry Lovi…. I was just wondering where you keep your bandages….?" I raised an eyebrow in confusion at the odd question.
Why the hell does he need bandages if he was just-
And that's when I saw it.
The massive stream of blood sliding down Antonio's forearm.
"Holy crap! What did you DO!?" Without thinking I raced to the door to inspect the wound, terror flooding me as I stared at the deep gash spewing red liquids.
"Hmm~ I stabbed myself when I was cutting up some vegetables for dinner~ It was an accident though I swear… I'm not suicidal~ hahaha~" This. Is. Not. FUCKING. FUNNY!
"Get your ass out the door and into the car we're going to the hospital. NOW." I began shoving the idiot out the door as I simultaneously grabbed a towel from the bathroom on the way over to the door.
"Use this to put pressure on it." I grabbed my keys and opened the door for the confused moron.
"But Lovi…. Your towel would get ruined~" This is really starting to piss me off.
"Forget about the towel Antonio! It doesn't matter! What's important right now is getting your sorry ass to the hospital so that they can stitch up your fucking arm you so moronically injured making shitty soup! NOW GET IN THE CAR! CHIGI!" Bastard. Making me waste my breath on the obvious!
No more words were spoken as we got into the car and drove over to the hospital. It pissed me off how he was smiling the whole time though. Jackass. He doesn't even realize how serious this is does he?
We pulled into the parking lot and I pushed the Spaniard all the way up to the doors where I ran up to the lady at the desk from a few days ago.
"We have an emergency you douche bags! Get your asses to work!"
They stared at me for a second before handing me some paperwork and escorting Toni to wherever the hell they were taking him.
"Bye Lovi~" Antonio cooed (Yes, fucking cooed.) as he walked down the hallway happily as if he were going to get ice cream instead of stitches.
Speaking of ice cream… maybe I'll take him out for some later…. Not that he deserves it or anything! And I certainly don't care about his happiness either! CHIGI! Bastards!
By the time I finished filling out the paperwork the idiot was walking back toward me, his arm bandaged up but with a new bruise forming on his head.
"What the hell happened to your head?" At least he won't get any stupider….
"Ah~ Well you remember when I told you about that man from Switzerland~? You know~ The one who chased me with the gun~? He was my doctor~ Hahaha~ I'm surprised he even stitched me up honestly~"
Oh yeah.
I forgot about that.
Oops.
Oh well.
"Mhmm. Serves you right for being a dumbass." I glanced at his bandaging once more and frowned.
Stupid bastard getting himself hurt.
"Hey…" I let my eyes stare at the floor instead of at the green eyes staring down at me curiously. "Don't ever get hurt again. Or…. Or I'll kill you….." My face turned ten shades darker.
This is fucking embarrassing. Why the hell do I even care?
"Lovi~~~~ I love you so much Lovi~" I was once again squished in a hug, his face rubbing up against mine as if it were the most normal thing in the world.
"Dammit you jerk! Get off of me!" I broke free but my face never lost its red tint.
"And stop saying you love me…. It's weird…." Stupid heart always acts up whenever I hear the shitty word…. I think I'm allergic to it….
"But I do love you Lovi…." The seriousness in his voice caught my attention, but by the time I looked up the bastard was smiling idiotically and walking out the doors of the hospital.
I followed behind shortly after.
-0.0-
In the end we did end up getting the stupid ice cream. I brought it up on the way back and once I did he wouldn't shut up about it until we were pulling into the DQ drive through.
After the ice cream we went back to my apartment where I finally got to relax and lay down in my bed. Only now there's a Spaniard following me to my room. Not exactly part of the plan for tonight….
"What are you doing?" I asked as I sat down in my cozy bed, only to find Antonio standing at the doorway awkwardly.
"Lovi…. Can I sleep with you…?" You have got to be kidding me….
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"But I don't want to be alone…" Dammit!
"You can sleep on the floor. But you aren't sleeping in bed with me you rapist!"
"Okay~" I threw a blanket and pillow that had been in a pile next to my bed at the Spanish man who happily took them and lay on the floor with them.
"Good night bastard." I turned off the lamp next to my bed and closed my eyes, almost asleep when-
"Hey Lovi… what's you next book going to be about?" Dear god, Can I kill him? Please?
"None of your business. That's what." Now just shut up and…
"Please tell me Lovi~" Dammit!
"Ugh! Fine! It's a love story okay? And don't you dare give me crap about it! I can't seem to write about anything else at the moment! NOW GO TO SLEEP!"
"Oh~ I like love stories~" Please…. Just shut up…
"Yeah… That's great."
"I uhh…. Actually almost became an author myself…. But I decided it wasn't really the right kind of job for me…. So now I work at the daycare down the road~ Little kids are so cute~" Pedophile.
"….Shouldn't you… I don't know… be working then… Instead of hanging out around me 24/7?" Really… when could he possible go to work when he's crawling around me all the fucking time?
"hmm? Oh… well I've had some time off due to construction~" Oh. Lucky bastard.
"…When do you go back to work…?" Not that I care or anything…. Just curious….
"Aww~ Are you afraid I won't have time to see you when I start working again~?" What!? Hell no!
"Where did that even come from you creep!? I just can't wait until you finally get your ass back to work and leave me alone!" Well…. Not alone all the time…. I mean…. Chigi! I don't care he can do whatever he wants dammit!
"Aww~ You're so cute Lovi~ But don't worry~ I work from 6 a.m. to 1 p.m.~ and you don't even wake up till at least 11~ so I'll have plenty of time to see you~" I felt my face begin to heat up. I silently began to thank god for it being night and therefore too dark for the jackass to go all "You look like a tomato~" on me.
"Pssh. Whatever bastard. Now seriously. Go to sleep I'm tired as fuck after looking out for your ass and typing all day. Good night tomato bastard."
My eyes began to flutter shut as I slowly drifted off to sleep, silently welcoming the unconsciousness.
"Good night mi tomate~"
A/N:
Phew! That chapter was written pretty quickly! I hope it didn't show too much in the quality or the writin or anything hahaha I haven't gone to sleep yet and its almost 11 in the morning hahaha~ Just one more thing!I just started using twitter (Like last night) and I'll be postin links to fics and drawins and other yaoi/slash fic things there so if ya wanna follow me my twitter page is just twitter(dot com slash)PaigeOlivar (Or you can find the link in my fanfiction profile)