Fifteen and up
By Samhoku
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone at all. I do not write this to be sold, I do not write this for money. Its all for the sheer enjoyment.
My Comments: I am thankful for the reviews I have received. I am trying my best to keep them all in character. I know guys like Phil. xD
Rated:T
About: Dill is Fifteen, Tommy is Sixteen, everyone else is older then them.
Pairings: Tommy X Kimmy, Dill X Lil, Phil X Susie, Angelica X Chuckie (I think that covers everyone)
Story
Dill stood on his head and 'walked' out of the car, which proved to be a difficult task, "This was easier when I was smaller." He gave Tommy a grin, "You liked Kimmy's dress."
Kimmy ignored them and got out of the car, walking down the street towards her own house, "See you two weirdo's later."
Dill's eyes zoned, "No Kimmy! Don't leave me with my brother, he's gonna kill me!" Dill watched as Kimmy kept walking, "Traitor."
Tommy waited for Dill to stand the right way then grabbed him in a headlock, "Come, I am resorting to the worst torture of all."
"Torture? Awesome! Water torture? Tickle torture?" Dill was very excited about the prospect of torture.
"Dummy Bear Torture." Tommy replied with an evil grin.
"NOOOOOO" Dill squirmed and tried to escape, "The inhumanity!" Dill went limp and Tommy dragged him inside.
"Sorry Dill, I am not falling for the 'i am dead' trick." Tommy backed up into the house and past the kitchen where Lil, Phil, and Angelica where, "Ignore us."
Lil looked disturbed, "Did you kill Dill?" She poked her head out and watched as Tommy set Dill up and turned on the TV. Dill yelled and tried to jump over the couch. Tommy grabbed the back of Dill's shirt, pulling him back down unto the couch.
Lil appeared bored, "Never mind, he isn't dead." She walked back in and leaned on the counter, "So, Angelica, how long do you think until Kimmy and Chuckie come back."
Angelica shrugged, "Dunno, don't care." She looked into her tea and narrowed her eyes when she saw floaters, "Phil..."
Phil said defensively, "What, I was thirsty!" He dodged Angelica when she took a swing at his head.
Lil sighed and shook her head. A few moments later she heard a thump and saw Dill run into the kitchen and climbed unto the counter, then he continued his exodus to the top of the Refrigerator, "Dill, What are you doing?"
Dill put a finger to his lips, "Sush, Tommy will be in here any minutes, don't blow my hiding spot." He became silent as the grave when Tommy came into the kitchen.
Angelica was texting someone on her phone, "Tommy, Dill is on the fridge."
Dill looked at his cousin in disbelief and jumped off the fridge, taking off out the door and down the street, "You will never take me alive!"
Tommy bolted after his brother, "I will eventually catch you Dill Pickles!" He stopped for a moment and chuckled, "I just realized how ironic that name is...dill...pickles. Bahahaha." Tommy resumed chasing his brother after his moment of humor.
Angelica shook her head, "I swear, my own family is crazy."
Phil crossed his eyes at Angelica, "Look Angie, there are two of you."
Angelica looked at Phil then back at her phone, resuming texting, "Thats nice Phil. Chuckie won't leave me alone, I have to get over to the Java Lava. Talk to you weirdo's later."
Angelica walked in and was greeted with an apron on her head, "Thanks Finster." She put the apron on and tied it, "What do ya need?" Angelica lifted the counter and walked in.
Chuckie pointed to the back, "Could you please do the dishes, I have been banned from touching glass and sharp things in the water for a month."
Angelica huffed, "But I just got my nails manicured!" She crossed her arms over her chest and pouted.
Chuckie shot a look over his shoulder, "Angelica, no one cares." He had gotten slightly more outspoken as he got older.
Angelica huffed again and stormed into the back room. She stuck her hands in the water and started cleaning the dishes, "Finster...Stupid boy."
Chuckie burned himself with the coffee and yelped, catching the cup before it fell and dancing a weird little dance, waving his hand around, "Oh, that hurt that hurt that hurt." He stuck his hand in the ice then ended up with an ice cube stuck to his skin, "Crud." He went into the back and stuck his hand in the water so the cube would come off, "Hello Angelica."
Angelica looked at Chuckie for a long time then shook her head, "Finster, you are pathetic."
Chuckie snapped, "Would it kill you to call me by my real name?" He turned and walked out of the back room, going to serve some more people.
Susie was studying for some college courses, she rubbed her hand on her face and muttered, "This is like Greek to me." Susie heard her phone buzz and she flipped it opened, looking at a text from Phil. He sent her a picture of a booger he had gotten.
Susie sighed and face palmed, she texted him back, 'I am immensely proud of you.' She returned to her studying, Phil had been a semi-welcoming distraction, that is, until she saw the booger. Then he was an annoying distraction.
She heard her phone buzz again and she opened it, looking at the next text. Susie shook her head and closed it, not replying to that one. He had been describing how he had gotten it out.
Susie heard the phone ring and she answered it, "Hello? Goodbye Phil." She hung up then the doorbell rang.
Susie walked downstairs and threw opened the door, glaring up at Phil, "Whaddya need?"
Phil gave her a bright smile and said, "I meant to send that text to Dill, but he wasn't answering his phone. Do you know what happened to him?"
Susie looked over her shoulder, "Yeah, he is hiding out in here. Tommy was trying to torture him."
Kimmy sat upside down on her bed and looked around at her room. She had finally redecorated it to her tastes. Kimmy looked at all the Japanese things with joy. She rolled off her bed then tied up her boots, getting ready to go outside. Kimmy felt her phone vibrate and she read the message: 'KIMMY ANGELICA IS MAKIN ME CRAZY COME RESCUE ME!'
Kimmy smiled then told him she was on her way, she walked out the door and down the street. Kimmy froze then walked back inside, getting her purse then returning on her exodus to the Java Lava.
She got there to a familiar sight, Angelica and Chuckie arguing. Chuckie had become strong willed and Angelia was hotheaded.
"You are such an awkward moron!"
"At least I am nice to people!"
"I am nicer then I was!"
"Doesn't count for much."
Kimmy sighed and walked over, she put her hand on Chuckie's chest and pushed him back a couple of steps and placed a hand on Angelica's shoulder to keep her from taking a swing at Chuckie, "Okay, you both need to stop. Chuckie, go do the cash register, Angelica you serve people, I will wash dishes when needed and serve people when needed."