Fifteen and up

By Samhoku

Disclaimer: I do not own anyone at all. I do not write this to be sold, I do not write this for money. Its all for the sheer enjoyment.

My Comments: Angelica's evil ex-boyfriend shall return...eventually. He makes it somewhat interesting

Rated:T

About: Dill is Fifteen, Tommy is Sixteen, everyone else is older then them.

Pairings: Tommy X Kimmy, Dill X Lil, Phil X Susie, Angelica X Chuckie (I think that covers everyone)

Story

Phil and Dill walked to the police station to visit Darrel, he had been put in prison for abuse. Darrel had hit one of Angelica's friends and she had called the police.

Dill smiled as they where seated across the way from Darrel, "Hello, I always knew you would end up here. Especially when I found out that you where whacking Angelica. You are much safer in here then out among normal people."

Phil looked at Dill then at Darrel, "Except for the fact, Dill isn't normal. But if you get out, you will not come after Angelica. If you do, you will be in a heck of a lot of pain."

Darrel let them rant at him or be weird then he replied to them, "I could come sometime in the night and steal her away. I am staying for a two weeks, this will not last long. I will get out!" He laughed insanely.

Dill looked disturbed then he looked at Phil, "We should go before he goes all loco."

Phil nodded slowly then left with Dill. Phil looked at Lil when they came out, "He is gone crazy."

Dill tilted his head, "How do you feel about Kimmy joining you and Angelica? Kimmy owns a gun and the kickboxing doesn't hurt anything...except the criminal. It could hurt the criminal."

Lil opened up her phone and texted the information to Angelica. She became alarmed when she received this text:My Darrel is going to get out? Oh happy day!

Lil face palmed and looked at both boys, "We are going to have to keep Angelica away from Darrel the best we can. She is crazy."

Dill got the phone from Lil and placed a hand on her head to keep her from trying to get it as he read the text, "Yup, she is crazy."

Lil was giving Dil the evil eye, "Pickles, hand it over." She held opened her hand until the phone was in it, "Thank you."

Dill went to Phil's car and poked it over and over again, "Open Says me!"

Lil rolled her eyes, "It won't open by itself, you have to do this." She opened the door and Dill dove in laughing.

"I got you to open it for me!" Dill laughed insanely and Lil sighed with exasperation.

Phil shook his head and got into the car, then he waited until Lil got in, he knew when she did because Dill squealed in pain and begged for mercy. Phil looked in the rearview mirror and tried not to laugh as he saw Lil punching Dill over and over again in the shoulder.

Chuckie was sitting with Susie and trying to figure out what songs to sing. Susie appeared thoughtful, "We could sing the Star Spangled Banner...Oh, I made up this song. After we where 13 and under I made up a song called All Grown Up. We could open with that one, do the Star Spangled Banner, then your favorite, Proud Mary."

Chuckie listened to Susie then nodded, "Alright." He tilted his head, "All grown up? Have you recorded it so I can listen?"

Susie nodded enthusiastically then grabbed the tape recording, handing it to Chuckie and letting him listen to it.

Angelica glared at Kimmy and Lil, "But I love Darrel!"

"No, you love the idea of Darrel." Kimmy replied dryly, "Darrel is a butthead, get over it."

Angelica growled and sat down on the couch, "Can I at least see him once?"

"If you do then you will have Chuckie, Dill, Phil, and Tommy with you." Lil said with irritation, "We are not going to leave you alone with him for all the money in the world."

Angelica grumbled and laid down on the couch, "Whyyyy?!"

Kimmy snapped, "Because he was abusive! He hit you! Its crazy to believe that he loves you. He doesn't."

Angelica put her back to them and glared at the back of the couch.

Tommy was getting his homework for school done, his mother had decided to homeschool himself and Dill. Tommy wasn't sure what to think about that, but he was getting used to it.

Dill came in and tackled Tommy off his bed, "My BROTHEH."

Tommy yelled, "I am trying to do my homework!"

Dill jumped off of Tommy and grinned, "I finished mine. Why aren't you done yet?"

Tommy tilted his head, "No, I still have one more subject to do. Now leave."

Dill saluted then escaped the room.