This is going to be a TWO PART chapter; part one: Kaminari no Kuni, Part 1 and Kaminari no Kuni, Part 2. After that there will be a timeskip. Read the A/N at the end of the chapter to find out more.

Chapter 13: Kaminari no Kuni, Part 1

Kaminari no Kuni; Land of Lightning. Yugito Nii and Killer B reside in its hidden village, Kumogakure no Sato. Yugito is Jinchuuriki of the Niibi, Matatabi; Killer B is Jinchuuriki of the Hachibi, Gyuuki.

Naruto yawned, knocking on the door. He heard a curt allowance of coming in, and complied.

The Amekage nodded his hello. "What have you got so far?"

Naruto hummed. "We found Han, Kukuou's—reowned as the Gobi—Jinchuuriki. He lives in Iwagakure no Sato as a shinobi."

"Good. Is there anything else?" Pain questioned. He folded his hands, patiently waiting.

Naruto pulled out a leather book from an inner pocket. He gave it to the Amekage. "This is his prowess, status and skills. We'll be doing this for every Jinchuuriki; it's a good way to notice certain things."

"Good," the Deva Path stated. "Head to Kaminari no Kuni. I heard the current Raikage's brother is a Jinchuuriki."

Naruto nodded. "Alright, then. We're off." And the blonde disappeared in a shunshin.

Pain opened up the thin leather book, and started reading over it.

When he was finished, it felt like an hour passed by.

Yes, there was that much information.

Damn... Nagato silently admired. They might be better than I thought when it comes to stalking...

"I think they went over board with the information," Minato stated.

"That's your son, you know; pro stalker of the family." Kurama snorted in amusement.

Minato was silent for a moment. "...Huh... Must have gotten it from me."

The Kyuubi gave the Yondaime a skeptical look. "...You're creepy."

Ban's brown ears twitched. Her head dipped down, sniffing around for a scent. Her cub, Yoru, joined; sniffing around, too.

Tsukiyomi glanced at them. "Something up, girls?"

Ban looked up, and barked.

"Have they picked up something, wolfboy?" Naruto asked.

All three—five, if you count the two female ninken—Shinobi no Kami were on their way towards Kaminari no Kuni to find Yugito Nii and Killer B.

"Ban and Yoru picked up a scent of ink and lightning smoke as well as bijuu chakra," Tsukiyomi informed.

Interesting... Kurama mused. But he was ignored.

"Tobi loves good karma!" Tobi cheered. There was—obviously—a big grin underneath his mask.

"How strong is the scent of bijuu chakra?" Naruto asked.

Yoru barked this time, and Tsukiyomi's brow raised.

"A bit weaker than yours, snowboy." The brown haired Uzumaki slightly tipped his head. "The scent is awfully fresh, too... Odd. I don't sense any chakra nearby—"

"Tobi is smart, so Tobi will tell Tsukiyomi that a shinobi can hide their chakra signature—"

"I know you mother fu..."

Naruto smirked, tuning out the rest of the argument. Interesting, indeed...

Killer B was strolling peacefully down the path, humming a terribly thought out rap.

Keyword: was. Was.

What interrupted his joyful stroll was his little 'house guest', Gyuuki. Usually the bijuu likes to have his peace while B was on his way to a mission in a foreign shinobi country.

I sense the Kyuubi nearby. The Hachibi had stated.

Instantly, B stopped. I thought the Kyuubi's Jinchuuriki disappeared to a mere nothing within our atmosphere.

Quit that; and yes, they did. But that was presumed, moron. They most likely went rogue, which isn't uncommon, by the way. Gyuuki stated. Remember what A said about the Akatsuki and their failed attempt on capturing the Godaime Kazekage?[1]

...And? B mumbled.

And they could be making themselves Jinchuuriki! Gyuuki shouted. This Jinchuuriki could be a member of Akatsuki, so you better hide or else your gonna die.

Ha, that rhymed! Killer B mused.

Hide you moron!

The Jinchuuriki shrugged, and jumped up into a tree, lowering his siginature till it was almost gone.

After a few long and boring seconds, two masked men dressed in black—with noticable red clouds on them—came in view, walking down the pathway. Two wolves accompanied the brown haired man with the kabuki mask.

Ninken... Killer B noted silently. Is that guy a Konoha rogue nin?

The blonde haired male with the fox mask—Oh, what a coincedence... Killer B mused—pulled out a leather covered notebook and pen. He started writing something down.

"A blind man writing..." the man with the kabuki mask mused. "Sometimes I just have think you are acting."

The blonde snickered. "This paper is special. I'm using chakra-infused paper Konan gave to me as a welcome present to Ame and Akatsuki."

"Tobi is jealous! Tobi didn't recieve a present!"

Killer B stared in shock. A third person? What? How come I didn't notice him?!

Nature chakra infusion; I'll explain later. Gyuuki stated. Just get away from them.

No—I must observe to curve our terrible occurence! B insisted.

His only response was a sigh.

"Tobi is a good boy, too! So Tobi deserves a present!" Tobi whined.

"Moron, you walked in on her changing by 'accident'," Tsukiyomi hissed. "Don't worry. It was an accident."

Tobi giggled.

"Oh, come on...why didn't you invite me? I could have improved my Sexy Jutsu, 'ttebayo..." Naruto grumbled. He sighed, closing his book and tucking it away. "Okay, moving on to the next Jinchuuriki... Are we there yet?"

"Tobi knows where Nii-san is!" the orange masked moron piqued.

"Funny," Tsukiyomi muttered. He glanced to Naruto. "And how did you get intel on Killer B already?"

Naruto hummed in amusement. "A magician never reveals their secret's!"

Oh, he's good...I see what he is capable of. Gyuuki murmured. Let's report to the Raikage. I think your bro will be very interested...

Naruto smirked in truimph the moment Killer B felt shock by Tobi's being. Thanks to that reaction, he was able to see the color; a level shade of brown.

'Killer B's color is a level shade of brown.' is what he had written down in his leather notebook. 'Indicating a quirky and ridiculous personality; but also a rich prowess.'

"Oh, that reminds me. Where is Yugito? Have we ever bothered to learn about her location?" Naruto question the others.

Tsukiyomi shook his head. "No. But she should be in Kumo—"

"Worry not, for Tobi knows exactly where Nii-san is at!" Tobi piqued. He grabbed the two by the wrist, and dragged them away. "Shinobi no Kami, out!"

Tsukiyomi managed to grasp Yoru and Ban before Tobi teleported away to god knows where.

Wouldn't want a repeat of last time...

"They were a bit open there. Isn't Shinobi no Kami black ops?" Minato asked.

Kurama only grunted.

The Yondaime sighed. "Whatever, fluffy."

"Shut it."

[1] This story takes place AFTER Gaara-chan was kidnapped by Sas-chan and Dei-chan; but their attempted FAILED.

Anyway...*yawns*...I'm beat. It's 1:30 am and I gotta get up kind of early. As in, 10-11 am early (holy shiiieet).

Regarding the TIMESKIP:
Chapter 15 will be a time skip. Naruto will no longer be sixteen. ALL characters will be THREE YEARS older.

*Tsukiyomi will be 20
*Naruto will be 19
*Tobi will be 35
*Minato will be 27
*Kurama will still be Kurama; an old grump
*Jiraiya will be 56 (same with Tsunade)

The rest should be obvious.

Note that I am absolutely terrible at wrapping. But Killer B's rap's were crappy anyway (my opinion, don't flame fangirls...if there are any...)

Any plot holes? Who the fuck cares, I am exhausted.

Night, and peace! -_- zzz...