A/N: I should mention that I am adding things from our world into this world in the first chapter. But yeah. Some things they already had (movies, TVs, Fridges etc.) But I'm just adding stuff that I don't think they have. (Xbox, laptops, etc.) If you don't like that...well fuck your bad vibes. This is my fanfiction and you're just reading it.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except my plot line and my Characters, and band or song mentioned I dont own..and I obviously don't own Naruto...

ONWARD TO SHURUI.

When I walked home late that night, the only sound that comforted me was that of the squish of my shoes in the mud and the tapping of the rain on the roofs and the ground.

Stupid. I was so stupid. I thought to myself. I didn't even apologize, just treated them like they were one of my the rowdier customers we got around here. What in the world was I thinking? Did I want to die like my cousin Kyo? Publicly mutilated and then executed? Or wind up...wind up like his sister Yoshi? Taken by those hypocritical savages, never to be seen or heard from again? Just vanish into the night?

I felt sick in my stomach as I approached the house, the lovely dress my mom had given me to wear for dinner was ruined, caked in mud and torn in places. They didn't come after me, but I wasn't going to just walk in the front door and not expect them to be waiting up to chop my head off and eat it.

I heard a rumor that one of them did that.

I scaled the wall and climbed into my room from the window that I left unlocked. My short stature required much climbing to get things in the everyday word, so I was a very deft climber.

My room was dark, the only light coming from my laptop on the desk, giving the room an eerie bluish glow. I sighed quietly and lit some candles to add some light to the room and quickly shed the beautiful dress, know I will probably never wear another like it ever again. I wrapped myself in my cheetah print robe and quietly creeped down the dark hallway to the bathroom.

I took a nice hot shower. We had the showers soundproofed so as to not disturbed the guests when we got up early to start working. Tonight I found it came in handy.

I slipped out of the shower and put on my favorite sweatpants and a tank-top, my usual sleepwear. I crept down the hall and back into my room, where a flopped face-first onto my bed and sighed.

That is, until I realized that I had actually flopped on the body of someone else, then I scrambled up and opened my mouth to give a royal scream, but a hand clamped on my mouth and I met a pair of amethyst eyes.

"Don't fucking scream." Hidan growled, giving me a royal glare. "I'm only here under orders. I don't wanna be here either."

I nodded, and He let go of my mouth. "You can't just sneak in peoples rooms!" I said, exasperated. "What if I was changing or something?"

It was only after that question that I remember exactly who I was talking to, the silver haired man just winked at me before he laid back on my bed with a smirk. "I hope you don't mind sharing your bed for the night. cause if you do..that too fucking bad, so fucking sad."

I stared at him for a long moment. I did actually mind sharing my bed with a man for the first time, especially one of them. But I couldn't just go and say that I minded, he made it obvious he didn't care. I sighed and climbed onto my bed, staying the farthest possible distance I could get from him. "Just stay on that side of the bed." I muttered.

"Oh, no worries Jailbait." Hidan smirked, I could tell without even looking at him. Damn him.

My temper flared and I growled, rolling over to face those amethyst eyes. "I'm twenty-two, and if I remember correctly, that's not what you were saying when you were grabbing my ass earlier."

Hidan just laughed, and I rolled back over and tucked my head underneath the pillows with another growl. Regretting that I did not jump into the fire when I first thought about it.

"Why were you ordered here anyway?" I asked quietly, once his laughs had died down.

"Because we're fucking taking you with us back to the base in the morning." Hidan said, nonchalantly and conversational. "You're gonna be our new maid and cook."

My stomach dropped to my feet, and I tried tried my hardest not to jump up and throw my little body out the window to plummet to my death.

I really should have jumped into the fire earlier.

The next morning, after a quick and goodbye to my parents, we were off. I had all my clothes in one bag, and my laptop in another. They said that I could come back and get the rest of me stuff later today or early tomorrow, as long as I could get one of them to go with me.

I felt like I was marching towards my funeral as I walked with them. The small children I had babysat for parents and helped with homework dropped whatever they were doing and stared at me, adults tried not to look at me while looking at me, and people I had grown up with had grim looks on their faces, a few boys looked highly upset, and I remembered them as trying to court me or marry me at some point or another, but I didn't want a marriage, not here in Ame. I didn't want my children to see what I had seen, and have their innocence and happy thoughts ruined at such a young age.

"You look like you're going off to a funeral, lighten up." One of them said, their big hand rest on my shoulder. I looked up to see the blue face of Kisame. From what I had heard he was one of the few less malicious ones in the group, but I still didn't feel comfortable around him. He was still dangerous.

"No, I just wish I had jumped into my fireplace before I met any of you." I whispered, he had heard me and started cracking up, apparently thinking it was some kind of joke.

If only he knew.

"You're a funny one, girlie." Kisame was very conversational, and he was grinning at me. I just raised an eyebrow at him.

"My name is Shurui." I muttered, and he chuckled.

"Kisame." He said simply, I gave him a dumbfounded look.

"I know you're name, I do live in Ame." I pointed out. "We all have heard about your guys before."

Kisame raised a brow and put his arm around me. "And what is it that you've heard about me?" He asked. I could tell all the others were listening, particularly Deidara and Hidan, But Deidara kept getting sidetracked by Tobi attaching to his leg or some other type of thing.

"I'll tell you later." I said, I highly doubted he wanted to hear that he was a nice guy in this group of malicious, cold-hearted, destroyers of life.

Kisame grinned. "I will hold you to that, girlie."

I was suddenly jerked out from under Kisames arm and was face to face with a mask, an orange, swirly mask. "Tobi wants to know what you heard about him Shurui-chan!" He said.

"I will tell you later to."

When we got to their house/mansion thing. I was given a room and told that today they only need the kitchen and living room cleaned, and also wanted dinner made.

I didn't mind the cleaning thing, or the cooking, since they were both things I had previously done at the hotel we ran. I just plugged in my ipod and set to work, listening to my favorite music always helped me clean.

Tell me you like it
Tell me you like it
You say you found yourself a new sound
The ships loaded and ready to go
A bit too much just like the old sound
Already heard it for the hundredth time
One hundred more, all have the same sound
Running around with all the sheep that you know
It's so sublime, they're breaking new ground
They're sure to have another hit this time

Come on
Can't you just leave it alone
It doesn't have any soul
Just find a thing of your own
And stop pretending to know
As the countless numbers hunger for world wide renown
All the pimping sons of plunder will roll up their sleeves
All searching for the answers they don't even care to know
Give it to me
Give it to me
You like it?

I'm still surrounded by the new sound
I've had enough and I'm ready to go
I'll stranglehold throughout the world now
The new obsession will fade in time
A thin reminder of the past now.
All convoluted hardly ready to go
Their whines and moans will never last now
I think you've given us a fill this time

The kitchen was a fairly easy clean, mostly straightening up and washing dishes and such. The living room, however, was hell. There was...I don't even want to think about it. Blood stains, mustard stains, singed walls, It took me 5 hours just to clean that one room. One. Room. It made me terrified to clean the rest of the base.

Of course, I made dinner after that. I had eaten little bits of it while I was cooking, so I wasn't hungry, I didn't eat much. But they had a nice meal of chicken cutlet, green beans, and mashed potatoes, with cookie-brownies for dessert.

While they were eating I had gone into my room and just laid on the mattress. (They didn't have a bed frame, not that I minded, the mattress was enough) I had my laptop out, and it was going through my music, playing whatever since it was on shuffle.

When my door opened and someone sat on the edge of my bed, I opened my blue eyes and saw a certain blond sitting there. I sat up and looked at him. "Can I help you with something?"

Deidara leaned back against the wall and nodded. "What did you hear about me, un?" He asked.

I blinked at him and sighed, I should have figured it would've been something like that. They all had heard me. "I heard mixed things about you, Deidara-sama." I said.

"What were they, hmm?" He watched me as I leaned back next to him, close enough to be comfortable but far enough for me to feel a little bit better about having one of them in my room. "And call me Deidara, un."

I stared at the ceiling while I answered him, I felt uncomfortable around any of them. I spent my whole life trying to avoid them, and here I was, now living in their house. Under their eyes, all the time, for the rest of my life.

"Well, some people say that you're one of the nicer ones. Others say you're volatile. And others.." I made a face. "Say you're dreamy."

Deidara noticed my face as I said the last part. "You don't think I'm dreamy, un?" He asked with a raised brow.

"No." I said bluntly. "I don't think any of you are." I glanced at him, and blue eyes met blue eyes.

Deidara poked himself in the chest and jumped off the bed.. "I'm dreamy, hmm!" He said, waving his arms around. "I am one of the best looking men in this house, un. In the whole world!"

"Uhm..." I blinked at his little outburst, but I guess he took it wrong, and took off his cloak and his shirt, poking his chest.

"Look at this body, hmm. it's so dreamy. Girls would kill to sleep with this." He growled.

"Yeeeah..." I was trying not to look at him for fear of some type of blush happening. It wasn't often I saw men shirtless. And while I don't find any of them men here attractive in a dating way for my own reasons, it didn't mean that they're weren't physically attractive.

"You..." He thought for a moment. "You're a lesbian, aren't you, un?!" He declared.

I stared at him for a long moment. "What the hell? No, I am attracted to men, just not you."

I heard snickering and looked out of the corner of my eye to see our arguing had drawn a crowd. Kisame, Tobi, Hidan and Sasori stood in my doorway, snickering.

"You have to be a lesbian to not be attracted to this, un." He gestured at himself. I rubbed my temples and stood up, poking him in the chest.

"Or, I could just be attracted to any of the guys here." I stated. "No reason to get your boxers in a bunch about it."

"We are the sexiest, most bad ass organization ever, un. And I am the most attractive of them all." Deidara smirked. "You're attracted to at least one of us, un. And I'm going to find out who!"

With that he walked out of my room without his cloak or his shirt. And I stared dumbfounded after him. While Hidan and Kisame roared with laughter.