It was roughly six months since I had left with the Akatsuki to be their new 'maid'. I had not once seen Yoshi around, which confirmed my thoughts that she was dead, another killed at the hand of these hooligans.

Deidara was still trying to get me to admit that they were attractive, which I absolutely refused to do. He'd ambush me while cleaning, cooking, or doing whatever I was doing. He even followed me into town on my day off to try and get me to admit I had feeling and attraction for at least one of them. I got stared at Like I was some kind of idiot, arguing in the middle of town with one of them.

I think out of all of them though, Itachi was my favorite, if only because he was so quiet all the time. I found it creepy and relaxing at the same time. But Relaxing won out in the end when I was trying to work and not have my ear chatted off by one of them.

On this morning, I was woken up the next morning not by an alarm, and by an angry silver-hair, amethyst eyed man shaking me.

"Wake the fuck up would you?" He growled.

Now, I'm pretty disoriented in the morning, especially without my morning caffeine, so when I opened my eyes and found my room shaking, I assumed the only thing that was reasonable in my foggy brain.

"Earthquake!" I screeched. Jumping up and practically crawling on Hidan chest and hiding my head.

The Jashinist blinked in confusion for a long moment before he roared in laughter. My nails dug into his back though, which made him stop.

"Get the fuck off me, there is no earthquake. Jashin, you're an idiot in the morning."

I growled in response to the insult and got off him before looking at the clock. "Hidan. It's five in the morning, what the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

"I couldn't sleep and I'm thirsty, make me hot fucking chocolate."

I stared at him for a long time. "You can make that yourself, I can't believe you even asked me to do that. You woke me up for that?" I fumed. Hidan nodded.

"Ugh. Fine." I sighed. "I'll bring it to your room."

"Thanks bitch."

I fumed as I made Hidan hot chocolate, not about the bitch thing. I got used to that after a month or living here. More about the fact that he woke me up in the middle of the night for this bullshit. I had only gone to sleep two hours ago myself, spending most of the night pacing around my room, bored.

I brought the drink to Hidans room and opened the door, Hidan was sitting on his bed, hands folded and eyes closed, mumbling to himself. I think it was one of his prayers without the ritual. But I wasn't sure.

I put the drink on the nightstand and left the room quietly before walking out and back to my room. I flopped on my bed and laid there, trying to fall back asleep for a long while before giving up and pacing the halls. I was still dark, but I had gotten used to maneuvering around in the dark here. I heard whispering coming from the library, and decided to check it out.

I quietly opened the door and peeked inside, seeing the coast clear I slipped in before walking towards the voices.

Itachis stood there, being his usual quiet, stoic self, talking to a man with long, black hair that I had never seen before. I tried to study them in silence before I noted the mask in the mans hand. Itachi was talking to Tobi, and Tobi didn't have his mask on.

I tried to stay as silent as possible, not really minding the words they were saying, just trying to see Tobis face without a mask on. I had always wondered what the guy looked like under it. Of course though, things backfired on me.

"Well well well. If it isn't the new maid." Tobi said from behind me. I blinked and turned around to be graced with a gorgeous man. I blinked at him. He was still clutching the mask but hadn't put it on, and he towered over me.

"I have to kill you now, you know." He admitted, his voice was deep but his tone was conversational.

"Oh, good. You'll be doing me a favor." I said, leaning forward and gripping his throat. "I've been trying since day one to get one of those idiots to kill me."

He stared at me for a long moment before he guffawed in laughter. I crossed my arms and growled. Everyone though I was joking about that when I was serious.

He gave me a level look. "Oh. You were serious?" He blinked. "Then I have to let you live. Prolong the torture. You know."

I growled again, making him laugh. "Watch yourself girl. You're growls are cute but I've made up my mind." He shook his finger at me. "Naughty girl though. Sneaking around and stuff." All of a sudden I was hoisted over his shoulder and brought back to my room.

"What the hell, Tobi?" I said. "You can't just pick people up like that, without warning."

Tobi unceremoniously dropped me on the bed and sat across from me. "My name is Madara. Not Tobi. Tobi is only when I have that disgusting thing of a mask on." He said.

I gave him a pointed look. "Madara then. Not cool."

"What not cool is you sneaking around like that." He growled, I could tell his temper flared.

"You should be more secretive with your secret meetings." I pointed out. In a second he had me by the throat, pinned down on the bed.

"Listen, girl. I'm keeping you alive for now, which is strictly for my entertainment. If you breath a word about me true self, or what I'm doing, I will kill you. But I will torture you for hours first. Understand?"

I nodded and he let me go. "Now I have to babysit you for the night, you sneaky girl."

I stared at him. "Oh, hell no you don't." I said. "I'm not having another one of you sleep in my bed ever."

Madara stared at me blankly. And I sighed. "Just stay on that side." I muttered again, flopping over on my side, away from him.

"No." He said. Wrapping his arms around my stomach and pulling me his chest. I growled at him, but he just laughed.

Is it worth it can you even hear me
Standing with your spotlight on me
Not enough to feed the hungry
I'm tired and I felt it for awhile now
In this sea of lonely
The taste of ink is getting old
It's four o' clock in the fucking morning
Each day gets more and more like the last day
Still I can see it coming
While I'm standing in the river drowning
This could be my chance to break out
This could be my chance to say goodbye
At last it's finally over
Couldn't take this town much longer
Being half dead wasn't what I planned to be
Now I'm ready to be free

So here I am it's in my hands
And I'll savor every moment of this
So here I am alive at last
And I'll savor every moment of this

And won't you think I'm pretty
When I'm standing top the bright lit city
And I'll take your hand and pick you up
And keep you there to so you can see
As long as you're alive and care
I promise I will take you there
And we'll drink and dance the night away

I slammed my alarm clock so hard I broke it. Today was Saturday, my day off, and my alarm was set for 3 PM so I didn't sleep all day and night. I had just gotten dressed when a knock came on my door and I found three grinning members behind it.

"What are you planning?" I asked suspiciously, my brow raised.

"What are you doing tonight?" Kisame asked. I shrugged and opened my door wider.

"Watching Rise Of The Guardians, maybe." I answered. "Why?"

"Well, fuck you're plans, you're coming out with us." Hidan declared.

"Yeah, un!" Deidara cheered.

"I am?" I asked, and the three of them nodded. "Be ready by 6!" Kisame said.

By six my long, mahogany hair was curled, I was in leggings and a tight black and white striped crop top, and my sea foam colored belly button ring was clearly visible, When I walked out all the boys were surprised to not find me in sweats with not make up on, because all their jaws dropped.

"Un." Deidara said, Tobi practically tackled me to the ground.

"YOU LOOK SO PRETTY SHURUI-CHAN" He bellowed in my ear and squeezed me tightly. "I didn't know you could dress up." Madara whispered in my ear. "Do it more often."

Deidara and Hidan pried Tobi off of me and the three of us were off.

When we got to the club it had a decent amount of people in it. Enough to be busy with the hot, sweaty, crowdedness that made me uncomfortable. Hidan and Deidara were dancing with girls while me and Kisame sat at the bar and drank.

"You can hold your liquor girl." Kisame said as I finished my third peach vodka drink thing.

"Yeah, I used to drink a lot." I shrugged.

Two hands grabbed me and I found myself being dragged by Hidan and Deidara on the dance floor.

"Dance with us!" Deidara shouted over the music.

"I can't dance!" I hollered back. And they both laughed.

"It's just like sex, bitch." Hidan hollered.

"I've never had it so that doesn't help."

They both stopped and stared incredulously at me. I wrapped my arms around my torso and looked at them for a long time.

"Never? Not once? Ever?" Hidan asked, and I nodded.

"Oh, well then, un." I slid off the dance floor and back to Kisame, ordering another fruity drink.

After a while Kisame left to go the bathroom, and I found myself drinking my drink alone, until a pair of sweaty arms wrapped around me, I turned around to tell Hidan or Deidara to get off of my, but I found I was in the arms of a man I didn't know.

"Get off me." I growled, trying to get this guys arms off from around me, he smelled awful, like BO and alcohol and smoke. And I didn't like it one bit.

"Don't be like that baby, I wanna talk and have fun with you." He leered. "Let's go somewhere and talk."

"I'm here with people, seriously, get off." I struggled out of his grip, and he grabbed me roughly.

"I don't see anyone around."

"Get off me."

"Don't be like that."

"She said get the fuck off of her, un!" Deidara was my blond hero. Ripped the guy off of me and putting his arm around me. I decided to play along and snuggled into my side. "She's here with me."

"And me, you fuckface." Hidan appeared at my other side. Looking glorious in all his anger.

The guy backed off and away into the crowd, and I hugged the two of them tightly.

"I don't think I've ever been more glad to see you guys."

And slowly, slowly I had started to stop hating them.